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  1. Because you don't have to worry that someones going to throw a punch, and it doesn't matter who is bigger..... Fly your slot!
  2. Holy Cow, guess that second jump was less dramatic .. I still don't know how I did that....Im amazed and confused. Im taking this weekend off jumping , do Mothers Day things instead. Fly your slot!
  3. Debates can be heavy, but if you will please take into consideration, when we are at the Dropzone WE GET TO JUMP! When we are home weathered out, at work, and reading threads on Dropzone.com.. sometimes Im crabby cause IM NOT JUMPING. So.. blow off the crabby stuff to "he just needs to make a jump".. I, also, have made some friends and stayed in touch with friends using this forum. Skydiving really is a small world. ...and don't post drunk.... Fly your slot!
  4. I've had a really rough week and that just put the biggest smile on my face. Fly your slot!
  5. Thanks for reminding me Vallerina, I do owe a case. First jump at Skydive Houston in Waller. Don't worry, I'll pay, Im a woman of honor. Blues Paula must be on pain pills . She's not really herself.
  6. dude, I got a total of 3 pin checks, one from Jack Berke himself, but the way the bridle was wrapped, you coud have known that on a pin check. Paula must be on pain pills . She's not really herself.
  7. slow and steady can be a good thing!! Paula must be on pain pills . She's not really herself.
  8. I made two jumps at SDH, one with Skycat whose moving, we made a lot of two ways off aff, (cause we're little) and it was really nice to make that one last two way with her. We just screwed off. I jumped with Ron Mills and Charles at SDH. The organized a nice challenging 3 way. I was proud of my performace. Was float on the 540 donuts, but I already have a 10 pound vest on order (wearing 6 now). That should fix that. Sunday went to the Spacey place and got on a 8 way. It was a lot of visitors from out of town who came in Saturday for the TSL meet. We funneled the exit but I think we got about 3 points total. Fun dive though, didn't hardly know anyone I was jumping with. I left the DZ to run an errand and when I got back I was "out of roation" with Mikie (don't you just had being out of rotation?) He wanted me to go on a 20 way, I said I would if they didn't have anyone else, but I was kinda hopein to keep the small. Well, Im on the 20 way anyway. Great skydive, nice exit and base build turned 4 points. Turned and tracked, pulled....total malfunction - Went straight for the silver was under my reserve (according to new protract) at 1300. It was flying like shit...but I was trailing a fully inflated pilot chute. Caught turbulance on landing and hit pretty hard. Hard enought to just wait for someone to check on me. I have a bruised left hip, knee and ankle...good plf, huh! You should have seen the bridal routing, It was wrapped in a complete circle all the way around the closing loop. There was no way that bag was coming out. I just know undstand how I did that, I've packed that rig the same exact way 400 times. Good news #1) im sore but ok Good news#2) It's my 2nd reserve ride, no beer Good news#3) I apprecticed packing my own reserve, so it was my own save (so to speak)....although Im still buying Bill Lee a bottle. Ok, enough drama for me for one week....Next Paula must be on pain pills . She's not really herself.
  9. Tell me about your jumps.. 4:4:0 I made two jumps at SDH, one with Skycat whose moving, we made a lot of two ways off aff, (cause we're little) and it was really nice to make that one last two way with her. We just screwed off. I jumped with Ron Mills and Charles at SDH. The organized a nice challenging 3 way. I was proud of my performace. Was float on the 540 donuts, but I already have a 10 pound vest on order (wearing 6 now). That should fix that. Sunday went to the Spacey place and got on a 8 way. It was a lot of visitors from out of town who came in Saturday for the TSL meet. We funneled the exit but I think we got about 3 points total. Fun dive though, didn't hardly know anyone I was jumping with. I left the DZ to run an errand and when I got back I was "out of roation" with Mikie (don't you just had being out of rotation?) He wanted me to go on a 20 way, I said I would if they didn't have anyone else, but I was kinda hopein to keep the small. Well, Im on the 20 way anyway. Great skydive, nice exit and base build turned 4 points. Turned and tracked, pulled....total malfunction - Went straight for the silver was under my reserve (according to new protract) at 1300. It was flying like shit...but I was trailing a fully inflated pilot chute. Caught turbulance on landing and hit pretty hard. Hard enought to just wait for someone to check on me. I have a bruised left hip, knee and ankle...good plf, huh! You should have seen the bridal routing, It was wrapped in a complete circle all the way around the closing loop. There was no way that bag was coming out. I just know undstand how I did that, I've packed that rig the same exact way 400 times. Good news #1) im sore but ok Good news#2) It's my 2nd reserve ride, no beer Good news#3) I apprecticed packing my own reserve, so it was my own save (so to speak)....although Im still buying Bill Lee a bottle. Ok, enough drama for me for one week....Next Paula must be on painpills now, she's not herself Paula must've been drinking Patron. She's not really herself.
  10. Today, new DZ, walked the landing area, looked a aerials. Went 2nd group out. Once under canopy I was disoriented and couldnt see a windsock. I followed the pattern of the first jumper to land and ....crosswind. But I flew that bitch (oh, was I typing out loud? ) I flew that baby and used every ounce of flare and quickly stepped out the rest....sweet. I think we are starting to communicate... the canopy and me..that is. She is submitting....ya think? Paula must've been drinking Patron. She's not really herself.
  11. Jumperpaula

    pic?

    ohh, meee! Cyber did a nice job, but I wanna zoom in on my tits on my profile pix. Could you work on it for me? Fly Your Slot !
  12. Jumperpaula

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    That's good. You should be able to keep a woman. Look, Im drinking, posting on Sat night and no one is playing. Although, someone once told me, that a womans touch was much more erotic than a man's. hmmmm Fly Your Slot !
  13. If your committed your on MY Team for TSR. File out the times you can work ground crew on the schedule I sent you. Susa Reunion, as of now, is at Waller weekend after Texas State Record. Chat Soon. Fly Your Slot !
  14. Jumperpaula

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    Reminds me of AFF Fly Your Slot !
  15. Im saving my case for the Skydive USA Reunion in June. Fly Your Slot !
  16. Jumperpaula

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    he he, stiflers mom. That'll be ME in about 6 or 7 years... On the pool table baby! Fly Your Slot !
  17. In my pathetic defense, I did make two jumps today and just hangin out waitin for the ole man to get home. So, killing time and drinking Tequila shots! as we say in Texas.....Yeaaaahawwwwww Fly Your Slot !
  18. Jumperpaula

    XXX movie

    Hmmmm , I'll have to think real hard about that... Fly Your Slot !
  19. Im suck even more. Im at home reading threads...on a Saturday night! Sad indeed. At least I get to drink beer..... Fly Your Slot !
  20. ohh, if I could just fall that fast!! Grass is always greener? xoxo Fly Your Slot !
  21. Hey, I made it to 1,000 post without being accused of post whoring once. I must have something useful to say....usually! Fly Your Slot !
  22. My first clue was when he didn't want to get you a ring. Hang in there girl, lots of choices Fly Your Slot !
  23. No, but all of us skydiving women agreed that we could think of a lot better ways to spend about 5,000 than having a chest that size. Fly Your Slot !
  24. add 10 pound weigh vest....uhhhhgggg Although, it is easier to strap it on than wear it. Fly Your Slot !