BobMoore

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  1. Does the school run apartment complexes too? Do the tenants have to sign also? I think the word you really wanted to use is tenets. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  2. No, they're not. But it sounded good to add to your post, didn't it? Kinda like made up statistics. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  3. Grand opening will be August 4 to 12? "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  4. She'll probably end up doing porn like the octogon mom. Anyone see that story? The octogon mom? "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  5. Memorize the phrase "Do you want fries with that?" "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  6. As long as I know the jump pilot can control the plane it makes no difference to me if he is using crutches. Do you have your Commercial yet? I'm reminded of an article in AOPA magazine years ago. A guy with limited use of his legs was earning a living in his Piper aircraft giving flight instruction and also just providing joyrides on a sunny afternoon. One day he walked up to the plane with his two elderly lady clients. When he got to the wing (Pipers are low wing aircraft, most of them anyway) he set the crutches aside, sat down on the wing facing back, and began pushing himself towards the door with his hands. After he got situated in the pilots seat he invited the ladies to climb in. He looked back to see them sitting down on the wing and scooting themselves forward with their hands. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  7. Just type your life story here. He'll cut 'n paste it to his website. Sounds simple enough, but I wouldn't do it. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  8. You can get your A license even quicker if you don't bother with that pesky punctuation. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  9. He was also Sissy Spacek's father in the movie Coal Miner's Daughter. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  10. Congratulations to you! You're not holding the diploma upside down and your pants are zipped up. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  11. Let's stick a microphone in front of you and see how goofy you sound. Not too many people can pull off public speaking without a bit of practice and experience. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  12. There's not that many people saying "I'd hit that" about her. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  13. He thinks he will, and that's all that is important to him. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  14. But it's such valuable experience that you can add to your resume. And he'll soon be able to get his name listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the person with the greatest number of forum posts. That could lead to visits with Letterman, Leno, Jimmy Fallon, and all those nice ladies on The View. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  15. I'm not into poems but there was one that I just can't get out of my head. The first line goes something like this: There once was a lady from Nantucket ... "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  16. Can he flip it over and mow the lawn? "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  17. And if you ask real nicely they'll even let do some maintenance on their jump planes. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  18. I would vote for the three-way. It's one of the most fun things to do ... oh, wait. You must mean skydiving. Never mind. Being able to laugh at yourself while walking back from the landing area is one of the more fun aspects of growing up in this sport. Enjoy it and get you and your two friends back in the plane for another one. Skydiving isn't easy. It's going to take quite a few jumps for you to look like those hotshot 4-way teams you see in the videos. But whatever you do don't ever stop drawing your cartoons. We enjoy them very much. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  19. Oh, if it were only that simple. I would go tomorrow and rent one of those Formula 1 or Indy race cars and burn some rubber. It doesn't look too hard. I watch those guys do it every Sunday afternoon on TV. Oh, no! I know what I want to do! I want to get into one of those hotshot airplane Reno pylon racers. It can't be too difficult, you just jerk that stick back and forth to turn left and right. Piece of cake. Why do they make it so damned hard for me to just have a little bit of fun? It's a conspiracy, I'm sure. I mean, I could just watch a comprehensive and interactive video course and learn all I need to know. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  20. Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out Cause' she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  21. How big are mediocre sized people? I'm dyin' to know. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  22. When this thread started I was very little. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  23. I bet it was all those nanothermites. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  24. This sums up George Carlin for me. "Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do. This invisible man has a list of ten things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and torture and anguish for you to be forever, ...and suffer and burn and scream for eternity. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs your money." - George Carlin "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."
  25. I have that attached to the headboard of my bed. More than one is one too many. I can't handle competition. "For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."