sharimcm

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  1. I was going to stay out of this, but just an FYI... That dude knows where the "house that took him down" is. Chances are, he'll be out on bond in no time before his trial. That would make me uncomfortable. I know that even though they have evidence to show he is a threat, an AFF instructor (now in jail for 25 years) was out on bond with child molestation charges that he plead guilty to. He was out for about three months before his trial date when they formerly arrested him. I can't remember the ages of the girls, but I believe one was 9, the other 12 or 13. And more info from the inside (my former bf was a convicted felon - go me) - "baby touchers" are actually secluded in a different "part" of the prison system. If they were in general population, chances are they wouldn't make it out of jail alive. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. Phew. I thought it was broke. And another vote from me as well. I'll vote on my parent's computer this weekend and told my sister to vote for you with her three computers.
  3. Warm? Damn, when I slept in your bed, I woke up wet. Yeah, I know that didn't sound right... If you won't get rid of the bed, get a new mattress! As for the real question here, I have a Sealy Double Pillow-Top and absolutely LOVE it. It's squishy.
  4. Damn. The dishwasher in your apartment actually washes dishes? I can run mine 15 times and still have to handwash whatever I stuck in there. I finally starting buying paper plates and plastic silverware. I no longer have to wash dishes! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. Warm? Damn, when I slept in your bed, I woke up wet. Yeah, I know that didn't sound right... If you won't get rid of the bed, get a new mattress! As for the real question here, I have a Sealy Double Pillow-Top and absolutely LOVE it. It's squishy.
  6. Fuckin' Cops! I could probably meet a few being a PI. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. I register for classes on Tuesday, and I decided just to do my basic pre-reqs for any degree. I've been applying for PT jobs in the medical field, but I got a call today that may have swayed my decision. I have an interview with a PI office next week.
  8. I love popping zits. Tis a requirement for a prospective bf - he has to let me pop his zits!!
  9. No shit Pops....why anyone would be offffended by a fat guy with a 'football' mustache (11 on a side) is beyond me! Wow... He has 11 inches? Maybe I should stop fucking cops and go for divots instead! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. I decided to go back to school full-time (since I'm unemployed, bored out of my mind and have never been to college), and after looking at the thousands of degrees I can get, I narrowed it down to three. The fourth option is where I am right now... Well, not the homeless part... yet... All the degrees take the same amount of time (2.5 years going full-time), and I think I'd be good at two out of the four options... I've been working in accounting, so I know the basics, but I don't know if that's where I REALLY want to be. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up... Let's see what y'all decide. Pros? Cons? Good? Bad? Ugly? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. I agree... I love mine.... I second that. I shave to show the pure beauty of my jewelry. Well, I show it to those who... Wait, I'm not going to say anything else... I'd keep digging myself a hole if I did... Anyways, I second that. I love my piercing! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. Isn't that a given? Semper Fi! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. I had my suit custom made. At 4'11" and some change, I couldn't find anything to fit me. I bought a used rig from a dude in NY who was 6'1" and sent the rig to Action Air to get the harness modified. It fit perfectly after the mods. You'll be fine. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. Wow... At least the kitties in your picture MADE it in to the yin yang position... Unlike my foster kittens... My two female "resident" cats are Ladybug and Sundae. They're brats, but they're great with the fosters I bring in. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. I bought the beads and hemp that I made mine with. Does that mean I bought it for myself? I really like my necklace. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. There's a really hot guy that jumps at Spaceland. He's a lurker on dz.com. I'd post pics, but I promised him I wouldn't. They're a little, uh... Not postable... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Some of what you're describing is what my cat Ladybug is going through now, except she is having quite a bit of weight loss. My vet believes it could be IBS (can cause diarrhea) since the bloodwork showed nothing of great value except that she's healthy. He has suggested changing her diet (food including lamb, rabbit or kangaroo) and generally keeping an eye on her. She's on Clavamox right now for her UTI (they did a urinaylsis). She seems to be doing better and after changing her diet up a bit, she seems a little more social. But, back to Squeaker... Make sure the new vet does bloodwork to make sure all his organs are properly working, etc. It's a little costly, but if you want to get aggresive with finding the cause, I would look in to getting an ultrasound. With that, they're able to see issues that bloodwork or a UA won't find Bug will be going in for an ultrasound in two weeks if her weight check shows she lost more weight. Good luck to you and I'm sending Squeakers some good vibes and a couple of scratches. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. Damn, Mike. My sincerest condolences go out to you and Nina. I am so sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. The thread title he used was "Putting the fun back in suicide." After that, it was bye-bye permanently for Walt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. It was definitely a weekend to remember. Walt and I have a friend in the Army being deployed to Iraq in August. We definitely support our troops and our soldiers. We had asked Willy (our friend) if there was anything we could do for him before he left. His answer? "I want to do and see the most fucked up shit I can so I have memories to take to Iraq with me." Well, with this request, and Walt being involved, I knew there was something we could do... Strangely, Walt couldn't come up with anything. Fast forward about a week.. I was sitting at work when a co-worker came up to me with a sly grin on his face. He began to jokingly ask me to go to a "show" with him because no one else would go. He handed me a brochure to a strip club with a not-so-bad looking lady on the front. As I studying the picture, I realized she was a midget!! Awesome! I e-mailed Walt immediately. We HAD to go see a midget stripper... For Willy of course... I began to remember that Walt once promised me to take me to midget wrestling if it ever came to Austin. I started searching the internet for upcoming wrestling shows in Texas... And found one in Houston! It was on the same weekend as Tiny Tina was dancing in Austin. I again, e-mailed Walt. We would make it a midget-filled weekend! We brought up the midgets to Willy (the soldier) and with his eyes gleaming with excitement, we knew what we had to do. We were going to support our troops by taking him to see a midget stripper and midget wrestling. Game on! Thursday night... Willy, Walt and I ended up in a upscale "gentlemans" strip club. We were seated at our table and waited for the show to begin. Tiny Tina was taking the stage at 9pm, and it was about 8pm when we got there. As we waited patiently, I bought both Willy and Walt a lap dance from a "normal" stripper. She was OK, but if it was the midget. DAMN! That would have been awesome. Tiny Tina took the stage and that woman was HOT! Well, for a midget at least. Anyways, we finally saw what we were there to see, and left shortly after. *note to self* If I was a midget, I would totally become a stripper. That woman made at LEAST $1K each night she was there. I could live comfortably as a stripper. Friday night... Willy, Walt and I take the drive down to Houston for midget wrestling. The words "fucked up" don't even begin to describe such an event, but again, Walt and I will do almost anything to support our soldiers. As each one of the midgets would walk up and in to the ring, Willy would ask me, "Would you fuck him?" Fuck a midget? I'm not sure that would work, but there was one in particular (Meatball) that was pretty damn hot (well, to me). At the intermission, I saw Meatball sitting in the ring, and decided to go say hello. He was quite busy, but told me to meet him after the show. After the show, Walt was saying his goodbyes to all his buddies (mostly base jumpers) who had gathered at this event. Willy and I were just standing there when I spied Meatball talking to some of the guests. Willy dared me to go over to him and lay one on him. Problem is, I usually take most dares. I walked up to Meatball (with Willy behind me the whole way to make sure I went through with it) and asked him if I could kiss him. Oh yeah... It was on then. Me, standing at a whopping 5', was kissing a man a foot shorter than me. Weird... The two of us really got in to it though... We were getting cheered on by the remaining event go-ers. I guess when Meatball was tapped on the shoulder for his Heineken, we broke it off. I said good night, and I left with Willy in tow. Wow. I kissed a midget. And I liked it. Anything to support our troops! Oh yeah, and it's a case of beer... That was the FIRST time I ever kissed a midget! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. The toy was "lost" long enough for me to have moved from the original address I provided. Oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. Flights are fairly cheap right now, so I may be able to swing it. I'll just need to check for lodging and transportation. If I'm buying a plane ticket, I don't want to pay for a hotel. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. I dislike the people that still writes checks at the grocery store. I came across this just the other day. The woman had a shit load of groceries, watched the cashier scan each item, gave me a couple of glances as I talked with the woman behind me about how technology has advanced... Then, the woman after everything was scanned and given a total took out her checkbook and started writing a check. Umm... She could have STARTED writing the check BEFORE the total was given, but NO... She waited... After she took forever and a day to write her check, she turned to the woman and me and said, "I don't DO plastic." Fuck lady... Cash would have been faster than your slow ass writing a fucking check! Sorry... Rant over. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself