sharimcm

I'm the sad one...other people should offer the cuddlenaps to me!!!

Sweet!! So exactly how cold is it?? Well, I guess if it's cold, it'll add to the story :-). I'll pm you my #!! Thank you so much for the ride offer!! When Lisa took me to Venice beach I just about froze my boobs off! I had no idea it was going to be COLD. I was wearing shorts and a swimsuit. If I ever go again, it will be sweats and a coat! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Glad you liked the story....you could've at least given me a cuddlenap to console me when the bf dumped my ass. I'll give you a cuddlenap, but since you didn't offer... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I had to bump this thread... I was sending a very, hot, sexy, gorgeous man a PM and signed it with a different name. From the day I met him he has not called me by my real name... I'm not even sure he knows it. Although I'm not his S/O and well, he's not mine, I still get called by the wrong name. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

"Psychedelic sorbet" at TCBY will turn your poop blue. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Happy Birthday? That's a cruel April Fool's joke... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

After my ex called me to tell me my beloved cat was run over (a very cruel joke), I decided to get him back. I went to lunch with a pregnant friend and had her take a pregnancy test for me. I took it home in the box (that I was able to tape up and make it look new) and told him I was late and had been having morning sickness, so I was taking the test "just in case." When I showed him the "positive" stick, he just about shit bricks. The look on his face was priceless. He never played another joke on me again. edited to add: Yeah, I know you said THIS year, but I love telling my story. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I recognized the butt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Here are some of pics from Reno/Tahoe.

Thanks for the laughs this morning!! Glitter pussy and all! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

WTF are you doing with your vegetables? C'mere and I'll show you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well, I don't think I'd be boarding my plane if they asked me to remove my underwear so they can check for piercings... It hasn't set off a detector yet, but you never know. Side story - my parents were coming home from Vegas when my father kept setting off the metal detectors. He was taken aside after he started removing articles of clothing until they found the culprit. My dad grabbed a few hand wipes from the casino on the way to the airport and put them in his pocket. The package the wipes were in kept setting off the detectors. They almost missed their flight due to the strip search, but my dad learned a valuable lesson... You won't leave the casino with anything in your pockets. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Please send a case of beer to Skydive Temple, c/o sharimcm... I'll make sure we take care of it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Happy Birthday beautiful!

Happy Birthday Dave!!

I saw this on MSN and thought it was a good post to my original post. http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=9369&menuid=6 Are you a good kisser? By Nicole Kristal My friend Sean thought his date went well—she laughed at his jokes, ordered dessert, and even asked him up to her apartment for a midnight make-out session. But it’s been over a week and she hasn’t returned his calls. Sean’s starting to wonder why. Little does he know, the answer’s in his kiss. I should know. I made the mistake of kissing him once. Plenty of people worry about whether they’re good in bed, but few worry about their skills when it comes to their triple-tongue-swirl maneuvers. So people like Sean are often left questioning what went wrong on a date, even though the reason is quite literally under their noses. Sadly, no one wants to tell anyone they have the kiss of death, which means that unless you’ve been praised for your soft lips or tantalizing tongue, someone might be cringing about your not-so-sensual smooches as well. Here’s a cheat sheet of oral offenses, so you can avoid being thought of as a cringe-worthy kisser. The Vampire Lip-Sucker When my date Andrew first started biting and sucking on my lower lip, I tried to redirect the kiss by going for his upper lip. But when he kept doing it and my lip began to throb, I pulled away with a not-so subtle, “Ow.” He didn’t take the hint and with each tug, my lip grew rawer. The next day, at a family barbecue, everyone wondered why I had a purple lower lip. Sure, a soft bite on the lip can be a turn on, but 10 in a row can leave your date looking like she got punched in the mouth. The first sign of a bad kisser is the inability to respond to feedback (sorry, Andrew; it’s true). If you’re not getting a positive response, don’t be afraid to stray from a move that you thought worked on someone else. Bad kissers often make the mistake of hoping you’ll grow to like whatever weird thing they’re doing. This almost never works and almost always leaves your lover bemoaning your inexperience. View photos of singles in your area - FREE Meet nearby singles - See profiles & pics now Complete Chemistry's personality quiz & get matches The Speed Racer Another common attribute of a bad kisser is out-of-sync kisses that don’t match the other person’s rhythm. Just as relationships are about finding a happy medium, kissers should try to conform to a mutual speed. The one time I made out with Sean, he threw on a Prodigy album, and then proceeded to kiss me faster than the driving techno beat. When he wouldn’t slow down, I politely grooved my way right out his door. I have a tongue, too, thank you Tom was a good-looking, smart guy who played guitar and opened every door for me, but he also had a knack for filling my entire mouth with his imperialistic tongue, which completely crushed mine as it recklessly reached for my tonsils. No matter what I did, I couldn’t remove it, mostly because my own tongue seemed to have disappeared. Lots of oral offenders’ tongues make the mistake of setting up permanent residence in their dates’ mouths. The tongue should be about playful give and take: Tease, then pull back. If that gets a positive response, venture a little further, but never leave your date thinking, “What the heck happened to my tongue?” or “Red alert: Suffocation setting in!” Mr. Hoover Mr. Hoover is the opposite of the previous smoocher—he likes to suck your tongue right out of your mouth and hold onto it. If your date’s entire head is unwillingly following yours because you’re holding her tongue hostage, that’s probably not a good thing. Tongue suction is tricky. Unless you know exactly the amount of suction to exert and the duration to hold your partner’s tongue captive (Hint: it’s not five minutes), you’re treading into Bad Kisser Land. The Cheek-Licker Licking or lapping your date’s cheek will leave him or her either (a) grossed out or (b) laughing. Licking people’s faces isn’t hot. (I don’t care if your girlfriend freshman year loved it; she was one in a million, maybe 100 million.) When it comes to kissing, the tongue should make contact with two — and only two — places above the shoulders besides the mouth—the neck and the ear. But if you shoot for these erogenous zones, don’t overdo it. Wet willies and hickeys are for amateurs. Ladies, you can stink, too From the above, you may get the impression that I think only guys can be bad smoochers. Not at all! Though men get a bad rap for not caring about kissing, many guys like it and expect some creativity… and are disappointed by what the women they date dish out. “I’ve been with women who are repetitive kissers—they kiss with the same motion over and over again,” complained one male friend. “It’s like you’re on a four-second loop but you can’t break it.” My male friends’ most important piece of advice—kiss like you mean it. “A heartless kiss makes for bad kissing,” explained another guy friend. It feels like she doesn’t want to be kissing you, he said, “and that’s really annoying.” So, ladies and gentleman, realize that if your date kisses you once and doesn’t want to continue, it may well be for a reason. And it usually has nothing to do with your SAT scores. Kissing is one of the biggest deal-breakers in early dating, so drop the misguided moves or your dates will drop you. Here’s an added incentive—good kissing can make other faults forgivable. I once went out with a guy who had no car (hey, I live in California; cars matter) and no job, but soft lips and the most amazing kiss. We dated happily for a while… until he goosed me. Oh, well. A good kiss can’t compensate for everything. Nicole Kristal has written for Newsweek and Premiere, and is a staff writer for Back Stage West newspaper. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That can probably be workable, however, Todd would have quite a bit on his hands if Cora and I *both* showed up. ... Why did my mind just go into the gutter with that? I'm disappointed your mind wasn't already there! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I met sharimcm. She's awesome...we had a good time together. So I've heard (and seen...) I know you Sunny. I kinda Shari to a point, though I've never me her. I guess the perfect senario would be to meet her while I'm with you, right? You know... That can probably be arranged at some point. Southwest *did* give me a voucher for me giving them a sob story when I was having a lay-over in Phoenix and I begged them let me change my flight so I could go see my dying uncle (true story) before leaving the airport. The flight wasn't even full! Anyways, Southwest rocks! Now, what were we talking about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I call the CEO dude all the time. I also on an almost daily basis go in to his office and say, "Fuck you. Pay me." I actually said that while I was in a meeting with the CEO, VP and my direct boss. They called me in to tell me they were giving me a raise when I said, "Good. Fuck you. Pay me." The CEO started laughing while the VP and my direct boss looked dumbfounded. I think because the CEO acted in a manner that it was OK for me to say that, they chuckled, but still looked confused. Yeah, I guess it is a little inside joke between the two of us... I'm sure if it was in any other office, I would have been fired, not getting a raise. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I met you. By the way, I never did say thanks for coming to breakfast with us. It was a blast!

I feel so loved. Keep your phone on Rev.. I might have to send you a special 'thank you' for that. I'd love to meet you! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That can probably be workable, however, Todd would have quite a bit on his hands if Cora and I *both* showed up. He'd have to get both of us current, and you'd have to buy two jumps - one for me, and one for her. And this is a problem, how? I have to get re-current, too. Ummm... umm... Well, Todd will have to have rental gear. We're not bringing any. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That can probably be workable, however, Todd would have quite a bit on his hands if Cora and I *both* showed up. He'd have to get both of us current, and you'd have to buy two jumps - one for me, and one for her. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

One reason why I hate people... Seriously... Hate... People... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You can send it to Texas and I'll slather up my boobies for you. Then again, maybe not... It would probably make them too slippery to hold on to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself