sharimcm

I used to not, but when I was 17, I had reasons to change my mind. So, yes... I do believe there are ghosts/spirits among us. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not a member yet, but I still have time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Nah... I think I'll surf the net for the next few hours and maybe do some paper pushing in between. Work is no fun... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I used to buy a toasted garlic bagel every morning on my way to work until the bagel shop was mysteriously locked up one day, then the next, then the next. I haven't been able to find a place who made them like they did, but I sure do miss my garlic bagels to start my morning. I don't think it's boring... It's breakfast. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

(((((HUG))))) So, for that hug, were we clothed or nekkid? My ass has specific instructions to "shut up and be naked," Do you follow instructions? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I got pictures too!!! I liked it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

The landing that made me almost shit a brick was going in to PHX from AUS. The pilot touched down (you could feel the wheels hit) and seconds later we were back in the air. He finally came over the loud speaker and said, "Ladies and gentlemen... We apologize for the 'fake landing' a few minutes ago. We got notification for the traffic control that the runway we were landing on was too short. We aborted the landing to land safely on a longer runway." WTF? I could have been one of those statistics, but someone actually pulled their head out of their ass and realized, "Oh shit... That plane can't land there. We'll tell him after he touches down to abort the landing." I thought I would never fly commercial after that, but of course, I have. Thankfully, there weren't any crosswinds that I know of that day. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You may be on top of Turtle, but you'll be under me! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My Scrabble game has a blue velvet letter bag, so there! But, back talking bout Yahtzee, my mother kicks ASS at that game, so I don't play with her around. I might have won once, but I can't remember. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

iLuvtoFly sharimcm - giving or receiving Turtle - (DUH!) Unstable Added my name in alphabetical order. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Why wait until then? Post 'em now! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I know who he is, but I ain't saying... He's a cool dude though. Trust me on that one.

My credit union will charge 3% if it's over $100. Bastards... Of course, I took my change over the course of a few weeks, so I avoided the penalty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Last night I decided to check my e-mail, so I log in to my work e-mail, then my personal e-mail, then my other personal e-mail, then another, and another. I finally counted how many e-mail addresses I actually have, and I *use* 9 different e-mail addresses. Each address serves a separate purpose, but *9*?!?! WTF? Am I the only one with this many e-mail addresses? How many do you have/use? Please tell me I'm normal. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I have a 3-gallon jug, but I put all my change in it... Not just the pennies.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I would suggest that whatever 'toy' you buy is not white. Also, depending on the size of the toy, it may not be all that cheap to send across the world as well. I have no money issues, but I'm just sayin' the person who has to send it to Australia may get pissed with the international shipping costs... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I support your idea. Parking on the line seems to be a trend is hospital garages. I visited my grandmother almost daily and it never failed that some asshole was parked on the line making it impossible to get my Civic in the narrow area that was left. Now, if I was driving my del Sol, there would be no problem. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My ex paid home owner's association fees with his. He got pissed at the local HOA, took $25 worth of pennies to them and poured them in to the drop slot with his bill. The next month there was a little note on the slot that said, "PLEASE NO COIN." I'm not sure how long he was saving his pennies for, but he thought it went to a good cause. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You guys (and girls) have fun this weekend. I wish I would've booked another ticket before the prices went through the roof. I had a blast when I was there, so I'm sure y'all will too.

My ex took a disposable camera with him on a jump. Under canopy, he dropped it and watched where it landed. After 4 hours of searching in a corn field, he still never found it. At least I got a few more jumps in when he was playing hide and go seek with a $5 camera. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll play too.

The oldest of my twin uncles celebrates his birthday on the 28th, the younger celebrates on March 1st. Every 4 years they get together and celebrate. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I hate red M&Ms. On the rare occasion i actually buy M&Ms. i take all the red ones out. A coworker of mine hates the red ones as well. If we happened to buy M&Ms on the same day at the vending machine, she would give me all her red ones and I'd give her all my blues. It looked like we were dealing drugs or something when we were gathered around her desk sorting out M&Ms. As ritual, I always save the green ones for last. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Walt's doing fine.

THANK YOU for saying that!! I HATE blue M&Ms and people think I'm crazy. They taste funny, but everyone seems to think they taste the same. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself