sharimcm

The question I am pondering is would I get fired if I take my skirt off at work... It has this little wire clasp thingie that keeps jabbing me in the side and it's quite uncomfortable. I work at a fairly conservative office (besides the CEO screaming obscenities in his office), so I'm not thinking they'll go for it... Grrrr... Three more hours to freedom. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Going to try to switch them to Iams. Like I said, the c/d Hills Prescription Diet was not a good choice. I almost had to clean up human barf from the smell of their 'issues' when eating that food. (trying to not hijack the thread too much ) "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Ouch. They just opened my pup up, opened up her bladder, cleaned it all out, then sewed her back together. She could be on medicine for the rest of her dog life, but only time will tell when she's finally off her anti-biotics and they do a urine sample. Fun stuff... The 'good' food the vet gave us after the surgery didn't sit well with either dog though. They both had a serious case of the runs, so the vet told us to feed them what they were eating before and sell them the prescription diet back to them. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Nah... Not thousands, but just about... It was $1700 to fix my dog up... They had to remove 14 stones from her bladder and one stuck in her uretha. She's off her pain killers now, but I'm feeling the pain from the bill. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So you say C'mere. Taste them.

What have you heard about me? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, but asking Billy what he has heard is well... Nevermind. Yeah Billy, what have you heard about us? Oh, and I will neither confirm nor deny any and all allegations. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

*knocks on wood* The cat that has owned me for the last year either hides her puke extremely well or she doesn't upchuck. She's a shorthair tabby (and adorable I must say) that has eaten Purina One Chicken & Rice since she decided to live with me. I'm grateful for not having to step in dried up furballs mixed with saliva and other goodies from her tummy. Wow... This makes for some good lunch talk. I'm hungry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And maybe i can grab them again. Or you can push your boobies up against mine. It'll make for some good pictures. Ah, hell... I guess I'll have to bring a cannon. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll bring myself because I have boobies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My grandmother has 15 great grandchilden with one on the way (my sister is pregnant). The family reunion a few years ago was absolutely amazing.

I have one grandmother still living. We almost lost her last month due to a stroke, but after a month and a half in the hospital, she's back home. I'm not sure for how much longer, but I make sure to visit her as much as I can. She just turned 85 last month. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And, think about whether or not the server wrote it down correctly. Oh, and what brought this on? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hehehe... I know where she lives, so maybe I can get in on the action. But, then again, I'll have to watch for her pics so we don't duplicate places. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I have to work until 2pm. I was thinking I should come in late tomorrow... Say around 2pm or so. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I buy my gas at the local grocery store and have been for the last few years. Unfortunately, the gas prices are still going up, and will likely to continue. Thankfully, I drive a car that gets decent gas mileage (28-35 mpg) so I don't fuel up often. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Wow... All this car talk is making me kind of hot. Keep it up guys! Oh, I really had nothing to add other than that. Sorry for hijacking. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I never get to be first. You obviously lost your turn. Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My parents will be celebrating their 37th wedding anniversary in May.

The reasoning is simple. If the guy can't kiss worth a shit, then he's probably not worth much more than that. Some women are thinkers. I'm thinking if he can't kiss me on the lips right, he probably sucks at giving oral. I'd lose interest... Or, maybe that's just me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That's quite amazing... Not that you're reading Playboy, but that you actually remembered that bit of information. Or, you were reading Playboy while on dz.com and just happened to see my post... Nevermind. I am totally normal, but that's statistically speaking. I rock! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

One of my male friends had it done since he thought mine looked cool. He took it out after 6-7 months because he said his new girlfriend didn't like it. I thought it was a little weird, but hey, whatever... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

More reason NOT to let it get past a horrible kiss. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

See, that's what I'm saying. You don't have to play tongue war or tonsil hockey, but a nice, passionate kiss with a little bit of tongue is nice. I guess maybe I'm just not that in to him. Like I said, back to the cop. At least he knows how to do it right. Even if he is just a fuck buddy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

What do you could mean could be? I have pictures of us kissing, AND pics of us with our boobies pressed together. Was the kissing part not fun? Damn, come to think of it, those two events happened only minutes after I met you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I skip all the bases and go for a home run. If I wanted to, I could have fucked the hell out of the boy, but didn't simply because he doesn't know how to kiss me the way I want to be kissed. But, then I thought maybe times have changed and kissing isn't what it used to be when I was young. I thought I should give the boy one more chance, and he failed miserably. No lovin' (or fuckin') for him. I'm going back to the cop. Fuck this 'real people' shit. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself