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If a bird nests on your head and tells you a joke in freefall, you're under the influence. This ad space for sale.

No skydiver should have the audacity to call someone an idiot who died trying to catch a big wave. This ad space for sale.

I used to snort rails of cocaine and pound a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. During the canopy right down, I'd drink a vial of liquid acid. It made the landing so much more fun. This ad space for sale.

I've been jumping since I was 18. ALL of the friends I routinely stay in contact with I met after I started jumping. None of them jump themselves (save for a tandem here and there). I still went jumping every weekend. Sometimes went out with people at the dropzone, sometimes left after jumping to go out with my whuffo friends. They'd ask "So where are you coming from?" ... "Oh I've been jumping." and let it be. I never felt a need to preach to them, to try to get them to do it, to say how awesome it was ... UNLESS they asked, and even then, I made it a point to not talk excessively about it, and do it in large groups when nobody has anything to say except "that sounds cool". This allows us to conversations where everybody can chime in, is genuinely interested, and in turn, let's us stay friends. So, NO, I have not lost any friends due to skydiving, even when I'd disappear for weeks at a time to go jumping. This ad space for sale.

So I've trying to lose lots of weight and I've been trying all kinds of things. I tried this magazine get thin quick diets and it didn't work. I tried these hypnotherapy sessions and they just made me tired. I tried listening to Tony Robbins and what not and I was all about it losing weight, but it just won't come off. Then I look at all these actors and actresses and it seems like they stay thin even when they're drinking lots and eating horribly by doing lots of lots of cocaine. I could do 20 lines in a night if that meant I could look like Lindsey Lohan. That seems pretty easy. What re the negatives though? Are there really any? Or is it some big conspiracy by the government? I mean if all these successful people do cocaine, it can't be that bad? Can it? Anybody know any dealers that would be willing to mail me a trial package? I'd really like to try this out and see how it works. This ad space for sale.

DRINK UP MOTHERFUCKERS (and fuckerettes)! This ad space for sale.

No, I smoked it right. I bought 10x extract. I felt the salvia high. It's a waste of a drug, because that's just what it is. Salvia's great for people who want to have this "great mindblowing trip" for ten minutes. All it does is really make you stupid for ten minutes. Unlike mushrooms or acid or what not which are beautiful drugs. This ad space for sale.

I beg to differ. Mushrooms should not only be made legal but they should be mandatory when people turn sixteen. This ad space for sale.

Salvia is a waste of a drug. This ad space for sale.

To skinny for my tastes. I can do much better. But being a fellow Beautiful and Special person, I can sympathize with her. It is soooo difficult for people like us. I agree with you. Most of society just doesn't understand how difficult it is going through life as one of the beautiful people. People keep trying to take our photos and get our autographs and really all we want to do is be left alone. It drives many beautiful people into downward spirals when we're not left alone. Paris Hilton is a good kid who was driven to this by society. They should give her a second chance and a medal for being so strong even when everybody hates her, but of course, it isn't going to happen. Society doesn't think us beautiful people should receive medals because they just don't get it. It's a sad, sad world we live in today. This ad space for sale.

I read fark.com almost more than I read dz.com This ad space for sale.

VOP .. DUI on a suspended license ... etc etc. .. This ad space for sale.

He had liability only. They won't do anything. I've been in that position (My car was totalled in a hit and run.) It essentially ... shit happens. Sell it to the salvage yard and get what you can for it. This ad space for sale.

You know ... trolling can be fun and all, and it can be highly entertaining as well. However, when the troll has no writing ability and no creative talent and all he can do is spout off some second-gradish comments meant to incite, it's neither funny nor amusing, and overall, it's just plain embarrassing. This ad space for sale.

And then they can go to gay cmp and be cured in two weeks. This ad space for sale.

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boy you better watch what you say. i'm so badass i can't put my hands in my pockets, 'cuz this state don't give out no concealed weapons permits. This ad space for sale.

Why! I didn't think you noticed. That sweater really brings out your retina! This ad space for sale.

I don't think the greenies likes even impersonal attacks. So, say something sweet about the poster below you. My posting something sweet about the poster below you, you accept the compliment by the poster above you as one for yourself. My friend, you have the sexiest balls I have ever seen. This ad space for sale.

I'm gonna pee on his head! This ad space for sale.

i'm here spending about $200 a month on my commute which, to say the least, is fucking retarded and with gas going up to $4/gal and me starting to drive two hours each way to the dz, it's going to go even higher. SO ... what should I get? I have a Cherokee and I like having a Cherokee so I can sleep in it instead of pitching a tent, but I have no problem driving something small. What I mainly want is not to pay so damn much. I know a bunch of people here have hybrids. What would you recommend, and are the newer models much better than the older models (specifically, do they warrant spending the extra money for them?) edit to add: my commute consists of driving ten miles at two miles an hour, with the brakes pressed constantly, so the plan is to get my gas bill down to zero. This ad space for sale.

here ya go: http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=491&string=headdown This ad space for sale.

You see the video of the guy who was shaved while freeflying? That was fucking sick ... I'll see if I can find it. This ad space for sale.

What specifically did he say that gave you that impression? Nothing. That's my point, he painted a picture but didn't provide any details or sources. If I'm going to call my senator and give him shit then I need to know that he wasn't also transporting a plane full of 7-year-old cancer patients from Ethiopia of course. . This ad space for sale.

Well I disagree with your crusade to restrict everyone's freedom (all because you perceive someone cut YOU off), I guess that must make me self absorbed. If all you can do in the face of valid objections to your masterplan is name call then you won't be changing any minds. As for "Yank" it is not racist (more yankee hyperbole) and it is a FACT (as you'd know if you spent any time looking outward) that your society is obsessed with saccharin bullshit and emotional analogies that would turn the stomach of citizens in many other nations. If your posts didn't wallow in that crap I wouldn't bother to point this out, but you've truly earned the moniker. You're just another American who is ill equipped to understand what "land of the free" actually entails. You know what's really fucking retarded? When an Englishman refuses to be associated with a Welshman or a Scotsman even though, 1) they are all British, and 2) their country is smaller than the state of Florida, and yet, at the same time, they all think that every single person from the United States is the same, that there is no difference between a Georgian, a Floridian, a New Yorkian, and a Californian. And these are not opinions I have. These are FACTS I have learned from spending a fair amount of time on the other side of the pond, enough at least that I still carry remnants of an accent. This ad space for sale.