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As we all know, global warming is melting our ice caps. Well, who cares? Nobody lives in the ice caps. It's making our winters warmer, and soon enough Chicago will be tropical. How is this a bad thing? Well, I'll tell you how. There's one person we forget about not living in the ice caps. And that, my friends, is Santa Claus. Now, imagine you were Santa Claus, and every year you left home for Christmas to deliver gifts to little African kids with AIDS, but then one year, suddenly, it's not cold anymore up in the North Pole. No, sir, instead, it's nice and warm. There's rainbows in the sky and polar bears sunbathing and seals drinking margaritas. Now, you know there's African babies with AIDS that want gifts for Christmas, but they're so far away, and well, you could always give them gifts next year. Santa is the same way. Of course, he would rather spend Christmas with Sandy and his elves out on a little canoe in the North Pole fishing, and so, all these African kids with AIDS wouldn't receive their gifts. This is an of itself is not really a problem. However, because they don't receive their gifts, and because the don't have parents (they died earlier from AIDS), the kids won't have have anybody to remind them that Santa Claus exists. Lastly, Santa lives in the hearts of little orphan children with AIDS. So, if he doesn't give them gifts, they will stop believing in him, and his home will go away. It is our duty to not let Santa be able to fish instead of giving gifts, and therefore it is our duty to not let the icecaps melt. This ad space for sale.

Warren Buffett donated approximately 30 billion dollars to charity last year. So, yeah, he is an American hero. This ad space for sale.

See. I go by the opposite. I list just a little bit outside of my means. Financially, the more I make, the more I'm in debt, but realistically, it's not more than 1-2 months if I actually decided to stop spending everything blindly. I plan on using every single dime I have and then having my check to the undertaker bounce. This ad space for sale.

It really isn't that funny, especially when she's being fed the lines through a hidden receiver in her ear. At least Ali G comes up with his own shit. Furthermore, these politicians do have better things to do then be someone tool for entertainment, and in his explanation he says that right in the beginning, that they were extremely busy at the time and didn't have time for this bullshit. This ad space for sale.

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I dont know.. but it certainly seemed that way when PSU... where I went to college.. was known as Persian State University. MANY of the men coming from those cultures surely acted that way towards American women.. so its NOT just THEIR culture over there...it exported where ever THEY go. Just as yours is where ever you go, infact you culture is exprted via media all around the world, inundating the airwaves. But OURS is RIGHT! Why can't everybody understand that! This ad space for sale.

I am also in one of those "secret societies". Our "secret ritual books" that aren't supposed to be read by anybody are in the Library of Congress. They're also available on ebay. This ad space for sale.

It's okay to use a friend who's a judge to get a lesser sentence, but it's not okay to apologize to get a lesser sentence? Nice. This ad space for sale.

My boss is trying to tell me airlines have been known to prosecute those who have sex in the airplane bathroom. I can't see, at all, how these could in any way, be illegal. I'm wondering if anybody knows of anything ... and also, best ways to do it without getting caught. Funny stories too. This ad space for sale.

Do people over age where clothes as if they were still twelve at your DZ? This is a serious issue we must content with immedately. I'm taking it to the board of decency as we speak. This ad space for sale.

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So far I've got "Geronimooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" and "Go go gadget Dick!" i have to add "Ask not what your cunt an do for you, but what you can do for your cunt!" What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped... This ad space for sale.

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Who would you rather marry? A man/woman who won't cheat on you because she truly loves you. Or... A man/woman who won't cheat on you because she's worried about going to hell. This ad space for sale.

What the hell do these questions have to do with IQ? This ad space for sale.

Except the ones that, uh, weren't. And all the ones that were citizens of allied coalition countries, like the UK. Would it be OK with you if the UK was locking up American citizens on a prison ship off the Isle of White without trial or evidence? Not that I approve of the our governments handling of Gitmo detainees, but you've got to wonder what those foreigners were thinking, when they chose to stay in Afghanistan, as the US military was threatening to launch a full scale attack. Maybe because it's their home? Maybe because not everybody in the world has the money to just up and move? Fuck, most of N.O. stayed put when they knew there was a devastating hurricane on its way. This ad space for sale.

And Hitler was a Christian. What's your point? There's fucked up people in every belief system. Being Christian doesn't make one good and being an atheist doesn't make one bad, regardless of what you were brainwashed to believe. This ad space for sale.

If people say they only do the right thing because of consequences, I stop trusting them. This ad space for sale.

I wouldn't go with anything besides Garmin. I have a Garmin Quest and it works beautifully. Key point is updated software. This ad space for sale.

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That son of a bitch hacked into my computer! This ad space for sale.

If that doesn't work, type "ipconfig" in the command line, and go to the address listed as the default gateway. This ad space for sale.

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