jackwallace

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  1. http://beaverliquors.com/ Lived near there. The radio commercials were parodies of "Leave it to Beaver" TV show. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  2. When i was 12 or 13 I caught a pheasant in a trap i had set for a fox. Picture claws, beak, and wings on a 20 foot chain, against a kid with a 3 foot piece of rubber hose. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  3. Been legal in WI for over 30 years. First year they made it legal, I helped 6 people butcher deer. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  4. Call the Jump Shack and ask for Jarrett. If you give him a blow job, he'll tell you anything you want to know. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  5. The exoskeleton. The growing of body parts. The printing of body parts. Magnetic ride control in cars. Roomba. That scary robot mule thing the military is using. The hair club for men. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  6. Flat landers should not ski at Loveland or A-Basin, they can't breath up there. Copper mountain is the best place in CO to ski IMO. If you stay in Frisco, you can get to Breckenridge, Copper, Keystone, Vail, Beaver Creek, Ski Cooper pretty easy. They use to have free buses. Glenwood Spgs, Co is a great place to stay. Worlds largest hot pool. Sunlight ski area is there, a mom and pop place. You are an hour drive from Vail or Aspen. My son thinks Snowmass is the best place to ski. And no, you are not allowed to wear your dam cowboy boots when you ski. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  7. You want to keep your arms warm. That sends warm blood to your fingers. Practice, pulling and cut aways with whatever you are wearing. You can have zero feeling in your fingers and limited movement of your head to see what you are doing. Fogged up face shield or goggles can turn it into a night jump. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  8. black soxs only if you wear checkered shorts pulled up to your nipples U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  9. How young/old a kid? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  10. Long ago, when wind chill factors first came out. We called the weather and ask what the wind chill would be at -20 and 120mph. The guy said the chart didn't go that far and why the hell would we want to know that? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  11. Buddy of mine, broke his neck slipping on a rug helping his friend move a couch. Had neck fixed. First jump six months later he has a total. He was fine. Couple years later died in a jump plane crash. Maybe the doc knew him. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  12. Yes i am and it wasn't easy getting here. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  13. Seems to be some "break points" in the sport. When people get off SL or AFF they quit. When they buy their own gear, they quit. When they have around 100-150 jumps they get a different awareness level they quit. A friend of mine named George Mc Cormick used anger. He'd swear at a malfunction. Threaten his stuff that it better work. His reasoning was anger promotes action, fear can make you freeze. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  14. Wonder if he'll get a thank you card from Lance? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  15. I could be wrong, but from what I remember the first Olympics had two events. A sprint and wrestling. The guy that got the laurel in wrestling died pinning his opponent. Talk about giving 110%. See if somebody dies maybe they'd keep it. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  16. Dam you Red Baron, you're back again. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  17. What the sisters aren't there anymore? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  18. Use a phone number instead of email contact, that helps. Put CASH ONLY a couple times, that helps too. I also write my phone 36Five 0082 U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  19. 10% of the cost of the room. I try to tip them each day. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  20. jackwallace

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    Doesn't this stuff always start with A large breasted red head. Add a knife, gun, schizophrenia, and how was that for a 12 year old. You got mine. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  21. No, but I still use Windows 95 so nothing attacks it. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  22. Aren't those "working girls" ? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  23. The biggest problem is you have to go by the worse case scenario. Terminal reserve opening in an uncontrolled body position. I've had a reserve opening on a hop and pop, because of a total that twisted my back, where I couldn't breath or stand. If you want to stay around the sport, become a jump pilot, a judge, a rigger. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  24. Saturn 5. Had a robot with a head made out of a shower head. Got to see Farrah Fawcett and Kurt Douglas naked from behind. His 60+ butt look better than hers. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  25. Wrecked my motorcycle showing off for a girl. Saw an ad $19 learn to skydive. Made the first jump and asked what you had to fix on a parachute between jumps. They told me nothing, just pack it and throw it in your trunk. I sold the motorcycle. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316