jackwallace

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  1. Wash it. There are a couple threads on here on how and what to use for detergent. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  2. I gotta call you out a bit on this one. How the hell did you jump an AgCat when it is, #1 a single seat airplane, #2 if it had an intact hopper for spraying, there was no where to put a second seat like Gene Soucy's ShowCat. #3 if all the above it true, then you just admitted to breaking about 2 dozen regulations in the process of your bandit jump... SMH Sat on the wing. Same thing when I jumped an Eagle. And if you're worried about me breaking rules, you'll get writers cramp, making a list. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  3. Of all the stuff I jumped from the most interesting was the Ag Cat. Cause first we had to go spray the water melon field, before he would take me to altitude. Worst thing was a hot air balloon. All dam day for one jump. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  4. My favorite memory of Bergman, was he and Bob Sprague riding a lawn tractor with a disc behind it in the peas, at the nationals in Plattsburg, NY. Bob on the tractor and Fat Jack on the disc. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  5. But you can't go "card boardin' " in a wooden crate. For those of you childin's that ain't done it. Card boardin is like sledding only on grass in a piece of the fridge box after you've used it for all the other things you can think of. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  6. PLEASE!!. You don't even have the best toy ever listed. A card board box. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  7. Well Ray another year has gone by and I'm still alive thanks to you. Here's a pic of Ray tracking off. NSFW or any living thing. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  8. Friend of mine had this problem. He went around to the biker bars, looking for "some parts" for his model make of bike. Didn't take long for someone to let him know of a guy that had, just the stuff. He went over the buy parts. The guy took him in the basement where low and behold his bike was in pieces. My friend then produced his leg iron and made the guy reassemble the bike. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  9. Back in the day when someone ask me how to turn. I would say: Turn around. When they did, I would ask them how they did that? They never knew. I told them to do the same in the air. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  10. dontwearunderwearandbringaemptypopcornboxtoholdonyoulap correctthatonebullhole U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  11. I live in Florida in winter and the whales seem to explode all by themselves if you get enough tourists around them. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  12. I believe the forest service has little men with inch thick spectacles locked in a cave somewhere writing instructions. I volunteer in the summer and we had a manual for how to blow up dead animals. 20-30 pages of how to blow up a moose. Another 20 for a bear. On and on for each dead critter. How much dynamite, where to stick it, how far away to be when you touched it off. But never: Run MF Run. I always wondered why they left that out. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  13. Pawn shop. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  14. My biggest problem with stuff like this is the swoopy car. Even if the tech works why is it always sold in something that looks like it came from a Bond movie? I'd hold more hope if they were peddling a 4 door sedan. With two snot nosed kids in the back. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  15. If/when you set up the site, could you organize it by state or something so its easier to search than the unorganized list that's on here. I'm getting old and can't remember if I put down a DZ or not and don't want to clutter it up with the same place twice. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  16. Might PM Woody Binnicker. He's from down there. There was a place in Barnhill SC, but I don't remember it up/down hill. Had a hog auction place on the airport though. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  17. At least you didn't have to beat the instructor with a 2x4!! U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  18. I've seen something like this 20-30 years ago. The problems with it were heat. Electronics don't like it and the viscosity of the oil changes, and the oil aerates so it gets "soft" making accurate opening and closing more difficult. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  19. It would be a Norseman U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  20. No, but any money required to rescue, or recover those who deliberately engage in these activities should be borne by the user, not the public. Doesn't work. I lived in CO on the western slope. The front range people: Denver, Co Springs, would come over, back country ski, snowmobile, drive their Hummers, rock climb and get stuck, lost, hurt. There was a move to make their county pay our county for the S&R. Didn't fly, because the powers that be, figured the people just wouldn't call 911. There's no regulating stupid. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  21. Play better music U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  22. First he checks to see if his GoPro is on. Then he opens his reserve, cuts all the lines off, ties and braids them into a rope long enough to get to the ground. He ties the rope to his leg straps and his ankles. Dives off toward the ground in the worlds coolest bungee jump. Hanging upside down he does a sit up, cuts the line, does a back flip and as he lands, pans upward to watch his rig release itself from the trees and float gently down to his feet. A hot red head going by on her ATV, picks him up and gives him the ride of his life. OOOR. He dives out of the harness the GoPro falls off his head, lands on the ground film,s him pounding head first into the earth and the pack of coyotes scavenging his body hanging upside down from a tree. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  23. Take the cat sky divin' U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  24. Most important. If your student is in an uncontrolled free fall you need to open their parachute. Sounds like your student doesn't know to look at the ground. Teach him to look at a road, not a object. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  25. John of course you are right. You just forgot the 2x4 method of instruction. Only its the instructor that needs the eddumbafication. This is a problem with modern skydiving. It's now a way to make a living. Take the money and run. Back when we road our dinosaurs to the DZ we taught people how to jump, cause we wanted people to jump with. People now think all this automatic stuff is going to save lives. We knew the only thing that really works is that idiot you look at in the mirror in the morning. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316