jackwallace

My brother (the slum lorde) says you need a four place to make money. He has 3 of them and rents the upper floor at his house. My neighbor has three houses. He is an ex cop and only rents to cops and firemen. Because he says they have a steady job and he knows where to find them. Another jumper i know has a couple houses and bitches about his renters all the time. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

And' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uGdbh7Ccbk U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

From Pogo; Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo! Don't we know archaic barrel Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou? Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo! Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo! Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you! Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon, Willy, folly go through! Chollie's collie barks at Barrow, Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo! Dunk us all in bowls of barley, Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo! Chilly Filly's name is Chollie, Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo! Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof! Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof! U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I can see next weeks headline: Wing Suiter sucked into engine. Plane falls on orphanage. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Bought some Amish made beer, on my way through Iowa once. It was so bad I couldn't even pawn it off on broke college kids. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Mid 80's and I'm standing behind a guy in a leather jacket with an "American Dream" patch on it. I think to my 9 year old self, this guy is more into wrestling than I am. He turns around and it's Dusty Rhodes. I guess he flew out of Orlando a lot but it blew my mind.

Also throw away your old crap. Old electric bills, car and house insurance papers, taxes. checks. I spent days going through stuff like this to try to find what's relevant in a dead friends life. Came home and threw out all my old crap. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Take both wheels off, but only do one brake at a time. This way you can run around the car and use the other side for reference. If you live where there is salt air and you have corrosion, you need to spray bolts with penetrating oil a half hour or so ahead of time at least. Over night is better. How many miles on the car? Has it had a brake job before? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I lived in Glenwood Springs, Co for ten years. My allergies never bothered me there. Midwest is the worst place. Fl keys are good too. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Poop. I was very young as a child. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

There were two. The first pig farm and the second pig farm. They have an annual reunion. The airport is still there, sort of. They fly ultra lights out of it. It was a hell of a place. Connie O Rouke, Hank Ascutto and Jake the Snake Cramer having gun fights. Bud O'conner, Tom Larson and his dog NASA, Joe Dog and his dog, Dog, the sky diving dog. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I been to a boogie and I've been to the boggie. I believe they were 3 days long, cause the first day, you went around and said hello to everyone you hadn't seen since last time, told lies, partied and maybe made a couple jumps. The second day you jumped, partied, IGLOT, partied, banquet, partied, band, partied. Third day, jumped, said good bye to everyone and told a few more lies. Then somewhere in the early 80's Roger freak brother came up to me and said: shit, these people are nuts, they actually came here to jump. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I didn't do it, I'm really sorry and I'll never do it again. When I had 75 jumps a guy went in. My first question, was how long I had to wait before I ask his widow to buy his gear. I use to jump demo gear at boggies, then pretend I didn't know how to pack it. I did a cut away at the nationals on an accuracy jump, just to get a freebie. I've snuck on many a DC3. I lent Scotty my Tri-con main and packed him a special opening. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Sounds like someone doing their term paper for psyhic 101 U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Did your dad get his caterpillar pin? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Just give them the bowling speech. As in- I skydive, cause it only takes one ball to go bowling. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Breezy, ultra light, blimp, hot air balloon, ag cat, 727. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I have a couple thousand jumps in a PC in a bag, side packed in a nylon bag. No mals or hard openings. If you are worried about hard opening put a leather wrap on it like a Delta II. Photographers use to use them. I had cascaded, short lined mine too. I used one center line, down to a cross connector. I'll have to see if I have pics. I think with a french felt seam you won't need the seam tape. PC construction kind of followed military spec. We use to take the lines out of cheapo's and jump them without canopy falilure. Cascaded the line of them too. Find a Starlite and check its construction. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Curt Curtis on the left, BJ next to him. Looks like Fronk next, but not quite. I think the guy on the right was called Frog. But time is hard on the memory. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

How about instead of collecting money at a central point, you set up a Twitter network where you can notify people of the injured. Then they can send the money directly to the person in need. How and who will decide who is in need? Is this just for skydiving injuries or skydivers? As in if a jumper gets in a car accident do they get money? Is this for a certain country or international? How will you find out who is injured? I have nothing against this idea and wish USPA had adopted it years ago. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

So. I'm goin down the Interstate in southern Georgia yesterday. I see a guy on a bike ahead of me. No windshield, no road pegs, no helmet, bald head and sun glasses. On his right saddle bag is something bright green. When i got even with him I saw the cannula and the green thing was the O2 bottle. He was rollin at his age. About 70+. Ride on. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Let's see. It'll be about a 100 out, but that's just the humidity. Full leathers and full face helmet for comfort. Lots of 2 lane roads, full of cats, dogs and chickens. I figure if you took 8 days each way it should be good. Do it. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

Make sure your seat fits really well. Have seen a number of guys with separated sternums from the side loads. That doesn't heal, ever. We use to race up in Dacano. Buddy Lazier brought out a 250 shifter one time to practice indy car stuff. It got 4 laps to a set of tires. There use to be a nice track east of Colorado Springs. I think the place was at 7900 feet. Interesting tuning. I've heard there is a track at Bandimire and Grand Junction too. Then when you think you really have your shit together run the Chili Bowl classic. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

I forgot: NNFB jumps U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316

nudist camp jumps U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316