jackwallace

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  1. You're bothered because people don't think jumping is a sport. Back when I was good lookin' the first words people would say when they found out: You're crazy. You'd have lost your mind. By the way the definition of a sport is If you can do it with a sandwich in your hand it ain't a sport. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  2. I use the smallest zip ties. Unless they have the same colors, I know my stuff has been opened. i also put a piece of string in the zipper somewhere, that will fall out if its been messed with. I appreciate that our government is inspecting a veterans luggage for him. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  3. Best plane to jump out of= FREEEEE U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  4. Might check with Dennis Sadler. I remember him having a poster of a couple guys under PC's doing CRW. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  5. according to my junk mail I'm a fat lesbian with a short penis that can't get it up and i want a college degree and a real estate license. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  6. You going to camp or motels? Lots of places to camp on the Al-Can. The old gravel pits are the best, less mosquitoes. Why not just take the ferry. You can book a room or tent on the fan tail. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  7. Looks like an excellent excuse to ride to Hot August nights. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  8. Long ago and fat away I found a better way. I had a student frozen on the step. I climbed out next to him with the intend of hip checking him off the plane. He had both feet firmly planted on the step. I was trying to get my foot planted next to his on the step and leaned over and said "Excuse me." to him. He moved over. And he was gone. I did that a few times after that and it never failed. It always amazed me how polite people were. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  9. How about one that would actually protect your head and neck in an impact? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  10. White Water is a great little town. I went to school there. I think there is a DZ in Jefferson and 7 hills is in York Center, not too far north. East Troy isn't that far away. Madison is a great place to live. Beautiful area and a college town. I lived in Middleton and would take the boat to town to party. Then there's Milwaukee, they can party with anyone and the home of the only Concertina bar in the world. A lot depends on your budget for living and exactly where you will work, so maybe you have an easier commute. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  11. Might look into renting a motorhome and park it where at state park or rv park. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  12. In the 70's at one of the Nats in Tahlequah, OK, after a couple days of crap weather. We were out at the DZ at the crack of dawn. The sun was finally coming up in a clear sky and some one stuck "Here comes the sun on the PA." U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  13. Standing in front of the judge when he said your divorce is final. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  14. I'll take the challenge. Sour cream and raisin pie. Its so good, you can feel yourself dying with every bite. I don't think bacon could make it better. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  15. Dam you beat me to it. I was going with Thai U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  16. Skydiving with a cat is frowned upon, almost everywhere. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  17. Parachutes turn faster clockwise in the northern hemisphere and faster anti-clockwise (practicing my english there) in the southern hemisphere. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  18. Hell, video took one of the best parts out of jumping= Lying!!. No more: It wasn't me, the star turned, you guys fall too slow, etc, etc. To get back on subject, the worst thing I'll ever admit to doing was hunt for a guys tooth he lost baffing on top of a pin ball machine. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  19. Actually the bag came before the diaper on mains. In the 70's there were a crap load of packing methods for square mains. Straps, bags, diapers, short sleeves, ropes and rings, slider stowed in rubber bands up at the canopy, and the very scary: nose deployed no pilot chute, U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  20. +1 on the VW TDI. If you're willing you can run it on WVO and drive for free. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  21. If its not in Poynter's manual call Handsome Dave DeWolf. He knows everything. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  22. 196 U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  23. Barking, barking, barking and more barking. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  24. Cool. Did you get any startle reflex? When the door opened or exit? Do you think the adrenalin calmed you? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  25. So, wha'd you do, whack it woozy with the hose before you grabbed it? Yeah. That's what I carried with me to knock out whatever animal. Eventually, i walked down the chain, clocked the bird and took it home to mom, for dinner. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316