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  1. Y FRONTS! 'nuff said..... ladies??? Oh, and speedo's ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  2. Forget the whole thing and buy a mac! You'll have less problems in the long run AND: Tax free shopping at apple store!!
  3. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET I passed in Feb this year, great feeling to have that 'book' in your hands huh? Although ours do kinda look like something you would produce if stopped by a german during WW2 ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. oh hell, yes I am, I like both pigs and sheep ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. what's your vote first ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  6. synchronised swimming On the other hand, one of my favourites is 'kabbadi' Rules, you can't breathe in the oppositions half- QUALITY! Wish they's bring it back to our television screens
  7. CONGRATULATIONS!! I gave 1 month notice 3.5 weeks ago, finish up on Friday!!! Unfortunately, i'm kicking myself as they are only gonna pay me 2 weeks as a final salary. Wish I'd have known that I was paid two weeks in arrears Should have kept my mouth shut and just 'bailed out' when I got my normal months pay Oh well, we all learn by our mistakes
  8. Fuckin funny mate! Is te 'velcro mullet' similar to a merkin? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. I'd do all the nasty things that I'd ever thought of doing, then, 1 day before I 'copped it' I would repent all my 'sins' ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  10. I was on the same lift as my friend who I'd talked into doing a S/L jump, his mum and dad were watching, it wasn't until I seen his exit that I got scared, my head was outa that door sharpish, once I seen his canopy open, I felt a bit better. Sure that they wouldn't have forgiven me ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  11. check your inbox dude. Let me know what you think..
  12. I did a static line cos i thought that it would work out cheaper!! I then transferred to AFF. Nope, i have never done a tandem. Don't quite understand why you would want to waste money on a tandem before AFF. Why not just do the level 1 THEN suck it and see ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. CRAZY!! http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13405591,00.html ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. what thread??? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  15. Scotty Scott, the sterotype Scottish Scotsman, has snuffed it, fired out into the darkness of space, probably in a photon torpedo tube..... Black skies dude, black skies ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  16. Failed on L4 & 6. Nailed level 4 next time, went to Paris wind tunnel, came back , nailed 6. after tunnel time, i felt so much more confident and stable.... keep going.... It really is 'worth the wait
  17. You're gonna have a blast with Level 6 mate!! I failed it first time, back looped only halfway, went 'all over the shop' ws just about to pull, when all of a sudden, my canopy opened 'by majic' :-) suffice to say, i had no RC in me hand!! BEEERS! didn't give a monkeys though, I was buzzin!! Properly nailed it 2nd time! All the best and blue skies
  18. hola Pepe, did you meet Barry and Lamorna when you were at Lillo? I met them at SDSPain, nice peoples. you should try out skydive spain, near Seville. excellent people, good training, great pilot, Alex, (did i just say that ) :-) I just gained my A licence there in Feb this year. Think its not too far for you, AND, there's a new swimming pool too!!! www.skydivespain.com. all de best, blue Skies B.T.W there's some excellent orange trees to land in....... if you wish.... RED LIGHT ROB...... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  19. I felt the same way when I was asked for my 'doctor's Certificate' at the DZ ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  20. Personally, I would have put this one down as MSFW.... MOSTLY suitable for women
  21. lemonjelly

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    Changed, although did like my old one, I had a complaint in a recent post Can you guess the meaning of this one??? Also, Slappie, will ya take me off your "do not read posts from" list Now, just the avatar to go ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  22. most of my mates have seen mine. Think they were just curious (about the ring) And to put on a painful expression, think that the facial thing probably hurt more than my Albert.
  23. I like to keep my jump numbers up to date, if not for any other reason, but to piss off my mates., ho aint been able to jump hen I have _________________________________begin sig line_______________ ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  24. the amount of skill and talent needed to do what they do is amazing! ___________________________________________________ You could say the same thing about the 2 Australians who do peices with their Dicks ________________________ ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  25. oops, Why did I bother to post that last message, obviously it wont be read ********************************************************** ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk