RemiAndKaren

6 inch stilettos have the same effect, without the unecessary bloodshed! (I'm gonna get SOOO busted if she reads this!! lol) Remi Muff 914

-------do you have to keep the drunk level high enough so that she will stay----------- no, I''m just relying on my animal magnetism (and a got set of chains).. Remi Muff 914

Thats why I got Karen drunk when we met! Remi Muff 914

Remember. The winds that are "advertized" at the DZ are ground speed. 30 feet up, they may be significantly higher. Remi Muff 914

Sorry justin, using "milimetres" will make it sound MINUSCULE!! lol Remi Muff 914

See, you would have been better off with do-it-yourselft-surgery! Remi Muff 914

at 1.1, you probably wont notice a thing performance wise. do a serch on the gear forum on "triple" and you should hit a load of info from Mr Blue..... Remi Muff 914

color is the least of my worries.. the variations in coating and had it lasts from batch to batch is more important to me. We returned a canopy that had been packed indoors (except for 4 jumps) and had less then 100 jumps to PD because one of the colors (neon yellow incidently) had lost a lots of its ZPness (you could easily breathe through the fabric). This was the central 3 cells of a Sabre. PD acknowledged that the fabric had degraded and replaced the canopy for a nominal fee. Remi Muff 914

...What the hell is this picture? What are they sitting in?... I remember reading an article on that type of "vehicle" in Skydive Mag a year or 2 ago.... Remi Muff 914

Yeah Flyhi.. thats the one documented jump I've seen (BJ).... Remi Muff 914

Born in Montreal Current home DZ: Langar (UK) Past home DZs: Nouvel Air (Montreal-ish), then Blue Skies (Edmonton-ish), then Markham (Toronto-ish).. Its a hard job running from the law 1st jump: Nouvel Air, Fall (October I think) 1991 Remi Muff 914

If you get a hold of Brian, I'm sure he'll help Remi Muff 914

Geoff: I think a one colour (yes, its canadian spelling) canopy is best. The fabric is manufactured in batch, and as such, batch variation may occur. You minimize your chances of having a canopy made of diff batches if its all the same colour (or at the least, same color - I'm bilingual - for top and bottom skins). Remi Muff 914

...Sabre, Sabre 2, or Triathlon... I'm not going to go into the "are you expereince enough" debate, I dont know you, neither does anyone on this board (unless you have a buddy here!). Ask your instructors. As far as that type of canopy, if you have listed the ones above, you may also look into the Hornet (PISA), Spectre (PD), Electra (PdF if you're in Europe), Super 7 (again if you're in Europe).. all adressing the same market segment. Remi Muff 914

Sheen, Baldwin(s), Swartzy, Berenger... its the Bad actors' convention here! Remi Muff 914

you obviously didnt get a bad spot and didnt end up in the gator infested swamp! lol Remi Muff 914

Could I have the chicken, a full can of coke, and a quicky in the bathroom? Remi Muff 914

quote]its the same thing as a 150 pound guy stepping from a Sabre 150 to A VX 79 at 100 jumps just because thats the optimal laoding on that type of canopy While I agree that its good the get some coaching, I've got top call BULLSHITE on this one Phree.... The recommended novice wing load for a Tri is not "the same thing" as the optimal wingload on a xbraced swoopmonster. Remi Muff 914

I though the twins you went after were herma's???? Remi Muff 914

BORRRRRING You guys are no fun whatsoever! check out this http://www.business2.com/articles/mag/0,1640,5760,00.html for a more progressive approach to your problem. Remi Muff 914

When your nuts hurt, you should hop on your feet... so in this case, start hoping on your... lol hope you get better! Remi Muff 914

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Appologies to all who will wince..... Bizarre 'Sex Accidents' suffered by men. > Crushed Nuts ------------------------ When a 40-year old man turned up at a hospital asking to see a doctor specialising in men's troubles, he was shown into a cubicle, where he gingerly unwrapped three yards of foul smelling stained gauze from around his scrotum, which had swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit. On further inspection, it was discovered that his left testicle was missing completely, and, embedded within the swollen, tender and weeping wound, were a number of dark objects which the patient confessed were one inch staple nails from an industrial staple gun. It transpired that the man spent his lunchtimes alone in his workshop, where he regularly enjoyed the sexual thrill of placing his penis on the moving canvas fan-belt of a piece of machinery. One day, the excitement had caused him to lose his concentration, and the fan-belt had snatched his scrotum into the fly-wheel, throwing him several feet across the floor tearing off his left nut. Rather than go to the hospital, he performed first-aid on himself with the stapling gun, then went back to work when his colleagues returned. It was two weeks before he got around to visiting the hospital. > > Flower Power..........(I defy any of you not to wince at this one.!!) ----------------------- Matt Lamb turned up at a hospital wearing an overcoat, with blood dripping down his leg. When he removed the coat, the doctor saw he had a geranium inserted in his penis. The man got the flower in without any difficulty, but when he tried to remove it, the hairs on the stem of the flower had dug into the urethra and ripped it to shreds. > > Dog's Dinner ------------------ A policeman in Staffordshire returned home from a night shift to find his wife preparing breakfast. For some unknown reason, he wrapped a slice of bread around his penis, at which point the dog leapt up and took a bite out of it. The man needed cosmetic surgery to restore the damage. > > > Make Mine A Stiff One ------------------------------------------------------------- A 34-year old New Yorker injected a cocaine solution into his penis to heighten his sexual pleasure. After enjoying intercourse with his girlfriend, however, and after three days he went to the doctor in search of help. Shortly afterwards, he developed blood clots in various parts of his body, gangrene set in, and he lost both legs, nine fingers and his penis. > > Game of Rugger anyone? --------------------------------------------------------- When I was studying in Ireland, I took up rugby. As my first season wore on, the lads and I were eventually scheduled to play a team which had a reputation for violent play. Considering that we weren't the most talented outfit to have ever taken the field, we decided to accept the challenge with a "do or die " attitude, hoping things would eventually swing our way. They didn't and to make matters worse our star player dislocated his hip after a particularly ferocious tackle. He was clearly in a lot of pain, so we all stood back to which the medic who, in one swift movement, managed to slot the hip back into its socket. Then Alan began a long blood curdling scream. To our horror, we realised that one of his testicles had also been jammed into the socket and was now firmly held in the place by the hip. Incidentally, Alan managed to rip a vocal chord with his screaming. Remi Muff 914

If it wasnt for worthless opinions, Skreamer, Clay and Justin would only be at 4 posts each.... Maybe fallrate has a point! Remi Muff 914

Who's organising it? Remi Muff 914