TypicalFish

I would have to say my fave is the Nessie... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Someone I can giggle snort with!!!!! YAY g Is sheltering aliens from Proxima Centauri and telling people they are her "cats"... Yeah, like anybody would fall for that. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

DAM**T!!! I missed this, but will reply anyways: Looks SMASHING in a ball gown. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

"Pretentious Literary Reference" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Third? So much for the "Lone Shoeman" theory... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Dare I ask? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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PERFECT ANSWER.

This is one of the best posts I have read in the 1000+ discussions about religion in this forum...

And still not tall enough to ride the bumper cars... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

This is one of the best posts I have read in the 1000+ discussions about religion in this forum...

That's hot. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You know, I was in Adams Morgan the other day and I saw a drag queen dancing in the street singing "Haaapppyy Birrrthdaaay, Branddooonnn..." It all makes sense now. I think you might know him/her/it. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I miss you, too, babe... I can't remember the last time I saw you drunk in a ball gown. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I am willing to help you get over your self-conscious... Disclaimer - Im joking, Typical would ruin me I promise to be gentle... For awhile at least... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

My penis size. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

How does it go...the three most told lies~ "of course I love you, the checks in the mail, and no I won't cum in your mouth" You forgot "I'll only put the end in..." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Douchenozzle "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

How you.... been doing? Oh, you know... Just hangin' out... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Oh, NOOO, it rears its ugly... head. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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This is TRUE, however, after NUMEROUS discussions with both the vet and poison control (don't ask, he is an industrious little beast), I have been advised that a dog needs to eat 30-40% of his body weight before it will cause him/her harm. Unless you count the "doggie-runs"; those he gets from French Fries. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

...than putting deely-bobbers on the dog? You GOTTA love the little guy. The stuff he'll do for a peanut butter cup...

Babe, you know me TOO well. How is ya? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

DING DING DING!!!!! The email I sent to my co-workers on my return is below; I gotta tell you, picking up that friggin' bike and riding back to town (about 5 miles) with a broken shoulder and wrist was a B****. Dowsed myself in hydrogen peroxide and taped myself up; headed back to the states two days later (I was NOT about to hit a Costa Rican rural hospital). Good times. Excerpt: As you may or may not know, I was in a motorcycle accident last week in Costa Rica. The short version is that while riding on a dirt road up toward the rain forest, I crested a hill and was confronted with a local (bovine) inhabitant blocking the road. The encounter could have gone better. Choosing (what at the time) seemed the lesser of two evils, I dumped the bike and proceeded to do my best "Russian Gymnast Tumbling Routine" through the dirt and rocks. The results: fractured collarbone, fractured shoulder blade, concussion, and the loss of about 3 pounds of skin (to the bone on my left palm and calf). The reality is that I probably should have hit it, at least we might have had a good barbecue. Needless to say, the plane flight home was divine. G** bless Jack Daniels and Aleve. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET