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Simple and it's a combo of the post something about the user above and below you, with something else about yourself in there. ^ Theres no one above me < Swamped with work V Likes to wear tights and sing in the shower

Awwwwe, that is too sweet.

I start to feel sick and tired if I dont eat for a long time. Like.... a few hours. lol

Yes, but it's been a long time since I had a day like that.

CONGRATS TO YOU!!!!!

My mom told me at lunch, my cousin Byron got the call yesterday or today I'm not sure, to go back to Iraq in a few days. He was supposed to be done with his service in the military in June, but decided to extend his enlistment ( is that how you would say it? ) til next spring. He was supposed to go back over-seas in August and it came early. RIght now he is home in OK visiting his parents for Easter and got the call. With the way things are going over there, I'm just sad about him having to go back. We've been close our whole lives, I don't know what I'd do if something happend to him, even though, I know it's "part of war" or whatever, it breaks my heart to know there is even that chance. *tear* Anyways, thanks for reading.

Holy crap. http://media.rtl.nl/web/components/actueel/rtlnieuws/2004/week15/dinsdag_motor1930.avi.MiMedia_WM_364K_V8.wm

Nothing. I owe.

FOUND IN IRAQ ! They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these bastards in your tent!! --Rick -------------------------------------------------------------------- Urban legends about the camel spider (properly termed a solpugid or solifugid) are as old as the proverbial hills, but they made a huge resurgence when vectored by American troops in Kuwait during Desert Storm. They're not quite as big as your hand (unless you're a five-year-old), and very shy and secretive. They do like to hide in the shadows, and they do run very, very quickly for a critter (they can reach about 10 MPH, the fastest known non-flying arthropod). They make no noise whatsoever, they have no venom whatsoever, and they do not eat flesh--they eat small desert arthropods like crickets and pillbugs. The rumors of their attacking camels, or crawling onto sleeping GIs' faces, apparently stem from one of two things, both of which may be true to some extent: (1) they may use hair to line their burrow when they are about to lay a batch of eggs, said hair being clipped from dead camels or other dead mammals (and a sleeping GI is not much different), and/or (2) dead camels are covered with flies, and crawling over a camel corpse may make for a convenient way to get a good meal of flies. We have camel spiders in the sandy parts of the southwest U.S. and Mexico (in Mexico they are called matevenados), considerably smaller than the Middle Eastern types, but of the same shy, unassuming habits. Completely harmless and beneficial critters, like the desert equivalent of a praying mantis. --SDSTAFF Doug Straight Dope Science Advisory Board

Well since my birthday falls on Easter this year, I'm just gonna go to the dz and jump all day, then go home and probably go out to dinner with my mom.

PEEPS have always been my favorite. They are the best when stale.

This is what I read: blah blah blah blah blah PANTIES blah blah blah

Um............. interesting.

Im vey sorry to hear. My condolences.

I wonder about some people.

yAy for you! I wish I could afford a new suit.

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 15. Double penetration makes women smile. 16. Asian men don't exist. 17. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 18. There's a plot. 19. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 20. Nurses suck patients cocks. 21. Men always pull out. 22. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*cking the both of you. 23. Women never have headaches... or periods. 24. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 25. Arseholes are clean. 26. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 27. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 28. Men don't have to beg. 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 30. Women still look perfect even after shagging three dudes and her best friend. ( I think i need to find out what brand of make up they use!)

**HUGS FOR GFD** Feel better soon girl!

Well I didnt say anything about HIM wearing the bikini.

I'll be at Perris on Sunday, it's my birthday! I dunno about doing a naked jump, but I might be willing to do a bikini jump with you.

Ooo, toughie for me. I've been a fan of the Stars for a LONG time, but Colorado is a fabulous team. I think I'll stick with the Stars.

When you feel sad for no particular reason, just a bunch of things seem to be cluttering your mind and you feel overwhelmed? Totally stresed out, you have a bazillion things on the brain and just can't seem to get out of a depressed type mood. I'm just venting, I've been like this for the last week or so. Just a lot of stuff goin on and it's bringing me down. That's all, thanks for reading.

Mmmm, cowboys are just oh-so-sexy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!