wendybird

Goodnight, Janie. I know I made you laugh, and that makes me happy now. Smile at me and Chris from where you are now. Just don't drive that golf cart too far off the runway ... Wendy Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

*** Bias opinions are expected standard from the manufacturer, your mileage may very. My mileage may very? Very well what? Very well may not count? He's a cute kid, but he favors his Daddy. I can't take any credit. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Not that my opinion counts, but he is kinda adorable ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Just fall asleep. I'll do the rest. When are you coming home, btw? Keith wants to know ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

*MY* ass? But it's *HIS* ass in the photo. Maybe I should take up a collection for those opposed to and those for the posting and go with the majority ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

OK, so how about the photo of him in my wedding night neglige? Would that one suffice? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I knew a few of you would appreciate this blackmail ... er ... photo. I'm thinking it may just replace the popularity of the altimeter-turned-necklace photo ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Ummm ... hun? Ever wonder if that's why I jump the h*** OUT???!! Two weddings in less than 24 hours. I'm bushed. Can we wait 'til next weekend for the next one please? this is the wedding that never ends ... yes it goes on and on my friend ... Wait. That's the Homers. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

It's a good thing I don't need outside influences to boost my ego. Ego? You have an ego? Gee Chris, I really hadn't noticed! You are as unopinionated and humble as I am demure. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

OMG...OMG...OMG Is it *this* weekend? I, uh, hear Bosnia's tourism has slipped. I'm quite sure I was supposed to go do something about that this weekend. Wait a minute. Isn't my car out of gas? I think I forgot to get a dress? I gotta wash my hair that night? My dog ate my bouquet? (Ok, that one is believable) I love you honey, but I gotta go throw up now. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

I already have them picked out... and a matching pair for DD! You *know* how picky he is about his fishnets. He already got a body stocking. He doesn't like the indentations his usual ones leave below his knees and the thigh highs get all caught up in his, ah, um, er, hair ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Dude! I can't believe you called him that! Pot ~ kettle. Kettle ~ pot! You *know* I'm doin' the best man! How would you feel about wearing pink fishnets under your tux? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

That's freakin' fantastic! LMFAO! I woke him bright and early this morning to tell him how happy he was to turn another year older. Sure can't wait to actually *see* him! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Whooooooooaaaaaaa -- There's an "appropriate" rule attached to spankings now? I'm not really expected to conform, am I??? Aren't I exempt from all things deemed "appropriate?" Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

Hey, I'm not the only one trying to be PC here! Aw fuck, who am I kidding??? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u