Conundrum

Ow shit, my jaw is throbbing. I need to get these things yanked out.

wow

Some people scare me. Husband charged with threatening to set wife on fire March 29, 2004, 8:51 AM EST SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- A 33-year-old man was charged with dousing his wife with kerosene and threatening to set her on fire after she spurned his romantic advances. Frank Ricks Jr., of Syracuse, was arraigned Sunday on misdemeanor charges of menacing, reckless endangerment, criminal possession of a weapon and resisting arrest. He was sent to jail on $5,000 cash bail or bond. Tonia Moore, 34, told police she was in bed with Ricks about 1 a.m. Saturday when he became irate after she declined to have sex. He left their home. When he returned, he began pouring a liquid on her that smelled like gasoline. He had a lighter and began yelling at her, threatening to set her on fire and kill her, police said. Moore escaped and her 16-year-old daughter called police. When officers arrived, Ricks threatened to have his Rottweiler attack them before eventually surrendering.

1. make face 2. print screen 3. save in ps, paint, whatever 4. attach

Create a character to look like you and post it! Mine looks pretty damn close to me. http://todomsn.com/avatares/avatares.swf

Yeah, he's been in the Marines for almost 4 years now. He was already over-seas for some time... now he's supposed to go back again in August.

She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?" Feeling very uncomfortable, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it ... you're going to shit when you hear the price."

Actually, Flamingos dont "eat". They get their nutrients by swinging their heads through the water from side to side, pumping water through their bills at someting like 20 times a second. A flamingo's pink or reddish coloration comes from a diet high in alpha and beta carotenoid pigments, including canthaxanthin. The richest sources of carotenoids are found in the algae and various insects that make up the staples of a flamingo's diet. So there you go brother! Whatever... I heard it on the radio. And we all know that everything on the radio is true.

That is really touching and it makes me think of my cousin who serves in the Military. Prayers too all who have fought for this country and and our freedom; we all, thank you.

Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp. Chimps cannot swim

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, thats enough, I'll do the fucking dishes!"

A cloudy day? What is that?

*vibes* *vibes* *vibes*

Ninja 250 SV650 CBR F2/F3 FZR 600 Those are your best bets to start on and you can find them dirt cheap. Dont be a squid, wear the proper gear. Have fun, and be safe. Motorcylces are called Murdercycles for nothing. edit: I know you said not a crotch rocket, but I dont know anything about cruiser type bikes. edit#2: take the MSF course to learn to ride.

Congrats! Have fun and be safe!

Dragon is between my shouder blades Tribal is on my lower back

I bet he will if you ask nicely

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Is there only one person who knows what this thread was even about? Or did you guys just decided to completely threadjack me?

WOOO! You too?

"Austria." "Austria! Well! G'day mate! Let's put anotha shrimp on the barbie!" "Lets not."

What guage are your ears? I used to have 00 until recenlty. I tookthem out. Just got bored of 'em.

I have two tattoos and 9 piercings in my ears. 1. ) Dragon/Gargoyle between my shoulder blades... black and white for now. 2.) Tribal I drew when I was 17, color.

It's between my shoulder blades, so when its hot, I wear a tank top and you can see it.

! ! I just may.