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Ask a native speaker. Me, for example. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

I've jumped a Bell 206 L3 Long Ranger III once. Great experience, the feeling when exiting can't be compared to getting out of a plane. You're just falling. Definately going to do it again. Or a hot-air balloon, whatever opportunity comes first. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Everybody sing along: "Dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do, dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do..." »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

So, basically, you'd just fall in line with danish cartoonists and the pope. I don't think that I'd be calling anyone. If I would, it would be my wife. But I wouldn't want to put her through being on the phone with me while I'm pegging out. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

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Now that's what I'm calling a suggestion. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

*compares own small-ish ears with daughter's cutsy-wootsy ones, noticing the striking resemblance* Naaaah, there's nothing like seeing yourself in your sprout. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Never past due on anything, huh? We'll talk again when you're pregnant. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

"Mrrrow - come and pet this pussy." »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

[B]LMAO!!![/B] And has it worked well for you? Don't know. Strangely, my wife won't let me wear it in public. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Remembers me of a T-Shirt I once saw: "Will fix computers for sex." Of course I bought it. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

I heard that the Village People are looking for a skydiver to complete the ensemble. With that suit, you'd be the perfect candidate... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Muaharharharhar... gimme high five, bro'. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Beautiful plumage, i'n it? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

We can't, huh? Please shove your generalizations up where the sun don't shine, thanks a lot. I bet the percentage of the Germans speaking English is a tad higher than the percentage of Americans speaking German. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Now that's what I'm calling a life's motto. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

*coughcough* Talking 'bout weird threesomes. "You don't mind if my husband watches, do you?" »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

*blinklblink* Wifey, is that you? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

EVERY trekkie can do that. Imitating Mr. Spock educates. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Rita Faltoyano. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

What about "I'm a guy and I've already read that book?" »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Are you sure you want to screw something you could fit your freaking head into? Talking 'bout shoving hot dogs up a tunnel and stuff... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

The name calling or the dumping? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

These guys were at our DZ somewhen last year doing a tandem jump. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«