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Meissendorf
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DFV
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Formation Skydiving
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Ask a native speaker. Me, for example. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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I've jumped a Bell 206 L3 Long Ranger III once. Great experience, the feeling when exiting can't be compared to getting out of a plane. You're just falling. Definately going to do it again. Or a hot-air balloon, whatever opportunity comes first. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Everybody sing along: "Dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do, dere's a rat in da office, wat amma gonna do..." »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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So, basically, you'd just fall in line with danish cartoonists and the pope. I don't think that I'd be calling anyone. If I would, it would be my wife. But I wouldn't want to put her through being on the phone with me while I'm pegging out. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Yep, it's today. Talk like a pirate day! If you don't know how, you can learn by watching [URL http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov]THIS VIDEO.[/URL] [URL http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wordpress/]here's The link to the 'official' website.[/URL] You can find all kinds of funny 'pirate' stuff on there. And. . . PiratePhrases Top 29 things to say at the office during Pirate Day: (Numbers 6 and 7 are my faves. :P ) 29 "Arrrgh-Bring me a servin' wench to bid me me pleasures!" 28 "Argh-lad, is that Lee Elliott over there - or am I as mad as a salted herring?" 27> "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" - Oh My God! 24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'." 23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner." 22> "Avast, men! Get a spyglass full of the doubloons on *that* vessel." 21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!" 20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together." 19> "No, Bob Dess, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney." 18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!" 17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook." 16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer arse, matey." 15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?" 14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!" 13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!" 12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!" 11> "Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!" 10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!" 9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!" 8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?" 7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side." 6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist." 5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum." 4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?" 3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration." 2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!" 1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?" »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Now that's what I'm calling a suggestion. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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*compares own small-ish ears with daughter's cutsy-wootsy ones, noticing the striking resemblance* Naaaah, there's nothing like seeing yourself in your sprout. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Never past due on anything, huh? We'll talk again when you're pregnant. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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"Mrrrow - come and pet this pussy." »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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[B]LMAO!!![/B] And has it worked well for you? Don't know. Strangely, my wife won't let me wear it in public. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Remembers me of a T-Shirt I once saw: "Will fix computers for sex." Of course I bought it. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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I heard that the Village People are looking for a skydiver to complete the ensemble. With that suit, you'd be the perfect candidate... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Muaharharharhar... gimme high five, bro'. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
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Beautiful plumage, i'n it? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«