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I still have Norton ( Vol1 and 2 I think) from when I was a music major. BTW classical guitar is very cool. I even whip out my History of Ancient Music text ( written bu Grout I think) occassionally when I can't get to sleep. Interesting topic with a very dry presentation _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Glad I could be of service, I live to serve _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

I have a feeling that you would dig Carmina Burana. Very sensualistic ( animalistic ). _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

You know that the Prop is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. Just have it stop and watch him sweat. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

I have heard .... Why are there blonde jokes .... so brunettes can have something to do on Saturday night. .... Like I said, I have heard, just passing it along. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb.........11 ..... 1 to change the bulb and 10 to talk about how Stevie Ray Vaughn would have done it. How many critics does it take to change the same bulb ..... well they can't really do it , but they know when it's been done right. And not to discriminate against lead trumpet players ..... what is a lead trumpet player's handshake ..... " Hi, ... I'm better than you" _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

What do you call a guitarist who looses his girlfriend .....homeless. How do you get a guitar player to turn down, put sheet music in front of him. How do you get him to quit playing, ... put notes on it. ( tab doesn't count ) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

LOL ..... And that'what I did for a living fo a loooong time. never had a beeper though. Too much of a realist. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

z-hills and Sonnys .... mmmmmmm. Must get to FL. Gravity already like me (too much) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Difference between a sax and a chainsaw - with a screwdriver you can tune a chainsaw. What do trumpet players use as birth control: their personalities trombones : never trust anyone whose instrument changes it's shape while being played what's the difference between an oboe and an onion - no one cries when you cut up an oboe.. what do you call an optimist: a trombone player with a beeper _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

My respect! _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

[reply I was thinking of suing Sonny's BBQ That's good , wish I would have thought of it, we could have a class action.. Do they have Sonny's in Fl ? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

I think we shousd sue the pitchfork manufacturer. They are probaly trying to hide the fact that they manufacture bank roberry tools. But then again when pitchforks are outlawed only outlaws will have pitchforks Or even worse that farm tool could have been used in the cultivation of TOBACCO ... who knows what ailments the bank customers could come down with from the germs coming off of that tool in a closed bank lobby. When will the madness end? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Bushy Fluffyfart checking in here _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

( notice my low jump numbers and take with appropriate filter) I had a couple of good landings during AFF and everal after. SOmeone pointed out that I wsa PLF-ing on what could be stand up landings. I guess I was so used to doing PLFs that my body just did them automatically. I will say that a good PLF saved some injury on a landing that was on the runway ( a little skin off on one knee ). PLF has changed some of my hard landings into rolls back up to my feet. You will get the hang of it, it just takes more time than we want to put into it sometimes. Not to mention your legs and butt screaming " Oh god here comes the ground again" _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Rock salt and bacon skins is more fun / less lethal and keeps on hurting

Dude, your 'bone player lost half his horn, or did you just hide it from him? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Is this the one you meant? FLORIDA HURRICANE PREPARATION > You all should be aware of hurricane preparations, but in case you need a refresher course: We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any minute now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Atlantic Ocean and making two basic meteorological points. (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. > Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our insurance industry experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1: Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2: Put these supplies into your car. STEP 3: Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween. Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Flori! da. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items: HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements: (1) It is reasonably well-built, and (2) It is located in Wisconsin Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss. > EVACUATION ROUTE: If you live in a low-lying area, you should! have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida," you live in a low-lying area.) The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely. HURRICANE SUPPLIES: If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of cat food. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies: 23 flashlights. At least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights. Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!) A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.) A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.) $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth. Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television if you have a generator that's working to keep the TV going and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean. Good luck and remember: It's! great living in Paradise > _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Sounds like an Agency job to me _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Wow what an opportunity! to once again become a part of an empire on which the sun never sets. Oh wait that hasn't been the case in a while, now it takes what? A couple of hours. Although I have to admit, British babes can be really hot _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

I am from Grensboro NC and usually jump at Skydive Carolina ( just south of Charlotte), have jumped at Raeford and have visited Carolina SkySports. All three are very student friendly. I agree with " wait in th new rig" comment. As you see I have very few jumps but am still waiting a while on a rig. WHAT IS THERE NOT TO BE ATTRACTED TO ? Other than my wife ( who doesn't jump ). They are possibly the hottest thing going. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Been there experienced that, ..... not kinky ( to me) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Age 44 Sex M Avg 0.2218 best .188 Worst(First) .234 _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

Why can't I think of anything to ask? _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

happened to me on one of my AFF levels. wen up determined to relax and enjoy the jump. Exited and did my PART and COA and then brain faded till time to pull. my instructors pointed out that I was very stable but didn't do any moves .... had to repeat but it was a very relaxed fall. CrazyDave- keep with it, sounds like you're doin just fine. Keep at it, the knees will be fine. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss