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  1. I need pictures!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  2. Now I am not against vegetarians at all, even though I am evil and I get my best friend who is a vegetarian to eat meat when she is drunk, BUT my question is what about all the animals ie worms, snakes, rodents etc that get killed in the tilling of the soil for soy? "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  3. OH my god! What the F**CK is the expression on my face "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  4. It's better to regret than to have nothing to regret. If you don't try anything and have no regrets as a result, you haven't lived. Everything you do is not going to be the best choice which creates regrets. I believe you need regret to learn and gain wisedom throughout life. I have a bunch of regrets but I wouldn't change a thing for the knowledge and wisdom I have now. "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  5. For our Pilot Heath ASUMPUSI "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  6. We don't need anyone else, with me, Mercy Killings, working at your side we will not only take over the world, but the universe.............. What will you be paying me again? "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  7. I quite smokinf for 6 monthsw after I got hypnotized. He said it may wear off, it did. Now I am smoking again. At first I thought if I just don't buy any then it's not so bad. Now I am buying them again. So I have to go back and see the guy to get hypnotized all over. Maybe acupuncture will work. But it is real easy to quit smoking. I have done it a hundred times. Oh well, quitters never win anyway. "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  8. I am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!! With the nickname ( Nick Name: Mercy Killings ) I don't know how fatale you can be. Seeing as World Domination has no place for mercy. Can you stop by my secret lair for a 1 to 1 meeting? I would like to see your skills. I hope you're flexible. In this position you will need to be very flexible. Mercy is the last thing that comes out of peoples mouths.............................. Hence the name Mercy Also, what exactly do you mean by flexible cause I am extremly flexible....... "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  9. I am a sexy femme fatale!!!!!!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  10. :6:1 don't make fun o fmy slow sit...I need to stick to my freestyle suit to go faster. Thanks for the jumps! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  11. WTF???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ok I am awake. CHECK OUT THE DIRT DIVERS or even better parachute idiot "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  12. I partied last night with NO pants, does that count? That's funny, I did too "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  13. fireflytx

    Toasts

    This is from my boss, he comes up with the most disgusting toasts ever If I had a dog that could piss this stuff If I knew that dog could piss enough I tie that dog to my bed and suck his dick until he's dead "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  14. I will come on the nekkid 8 way. You will all have to come fly to me cause I suck at RW. We need a camera guy!!!! He has to be nekkid too! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  15. Dita's live show sucks, I used to love her, but her disinterested look on her face when she is on stage is a huge turn off. No stage presence at all "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  16. Don't forget about Big Fish. I love that movie it has skydiving, burlesque Siamese Twins and fire breathing. WOO HOO!!! How can you go wrong with that? "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  17. 1 Some bars you can 2 Moet is pretty good 3 yuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm Cristal is wonderful! Not such a bad hang over if you drink to much, Dom is not so good "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  18. A hit & Run is the worst. I was going home from a bar one night and some jackass decides to sideswipe my car. We both pulled over, my two friends and myself get out and he takes off. I get back in my car leaving my friends on the streets of downtown Allentown PA REALLY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD. I play high speed chase while calling 911, and reciting the numbers of his plate and streets I was screaming by. He finally stopped didn't speak English so he doesn't understand a thing I am screaming at him (It wasn't anything nice) Best part I just got done doing a fire show and my face was a painted up in some sort of evil manner. Cops finally got to us the %&$#*$$ jerk was drunk as hell with an open bottle of Crown in the car. So they arrested him and I got the insurance info. What really sucks is my car was screwed up but still driveable and I was moving to Texas a week after that. UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH What a pain, so I move and then find out the bastard has no insurance. SO I had to pay to fix my damage minus my detuctible. I could have sued him but going back to PA a bunch of time would have cost just as much as I paid to fix the thing. I really hate some people. "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  19. Ok Horror Films LOVE THEM!!!! I old TCM is a great horror classic and is scary as hell, especially when you have no idea what is going on when they put the girl in the freezer. The new one was great as well, I was cringing in my seat watching. The only thing that pissed me off is Harry Knowles stupid head on a plate in the new one. I have a personal vendetta against him since he hates the show I am on here in Austin cause we get more attention than he does, and he is always trying to piss us off every chance he gets check out my show's site www.midnightshadowshow.com "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  20. GO FOR THE SILVER HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  21. What does a gay horse eat? Hayyyyy -eeehhhhh (ok that might need to be told in person) What is brown and sticky? A Stick What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAM!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  22. Fire Girl or Firecracker For the Fire Dancing & Breathing I do Check out the pic "Well behaved women rarely make history"
  23. Sorry to hear about your loss. Try this website www.petloss.com This helped me when I had to have my cat Orion put to sleep last year. I never thought I was going to get on, but this site helped me. I hope this helps you. "Well behaved women rarely make history"