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F dat boooolshit. I'm 180 deg opposite on that one mate. It'd be great to have this stuff legal, but we have a pretty low bust/consequence rate overall. I'd rather jump when I wanna jump, where i wanna jump, and take the 1% bust chance. - Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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I fly into BOI Thusrday night and take a rent-a-car to TWF. If your schedule coincides, you can chip in. - Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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no, he's been taking it in the ass for years. Jaap qualified for BASE friday night. Congrats dutchman! It was a great week. See you next weekend. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Corkscrew's the man. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Wow, this is a big one. Tom hits the big 5-0. Skin are you ancient too? -A Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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You know my opinion, Jaap. Listen to all this complexity in closing loop tension, pin checks, wtf. What's wrong with good ol' velcro? For 95% of jumps, NOTHING, that's what. It's not worth the extra complexity for me. I made a solo jump last night. Didnt have to check any pins, and I primed my velcro shrivel flap all by myself. I don't even like giving pin checks. It's your jump, your responsibility. If you can't check your own gear to your satisfacton alone, don't jump. Seven Q's Bongo, Abbie Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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SEVEN Q's BONGO!!!!!!!!! Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Hey Julian! It's Abbie. Even though you're french, it was fun jumping with you. cya somewhere around the world, someday, maybe. chao, abbie Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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dammit, i stay off dropzone for a week, and this is what I have to come back to!! Anyhow, Jaap is coming to LA next week. So if he give me good head and answers to the name Collin, maybe I'll sign the papers. -a Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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YAY! More time drinking!! Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Right. Not allowed/restricted... advised. And he was advised to stay the fuck away. After that, well, its all him. It's not THAT hard to walk away from a jump. I do it all the time with Nick, Cork, Steve, and Tom laughing at me for hours (sometimes days). -A Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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...Allowed? -A Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Man, imagine how they're going to react when you tell them you're a cock-gobbling homo with a floppy anus! I started after my dad died so telling him was easy since he can't talk back. My mom's pretty cool about it. In fact last night I was over at her place with Collin packing for the nights jump. Her comments were basically, "Why don't you just stick to jumping from bridges and cliffs? You shouldnt be breaking into places. That's wrong."... "OK mom, maybe I won't jump." .... "Ya whatever Abbie. Be careful.". a few hours later.... CYA MUTHAFUKA! -A Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Why was Jaap in zero pain after his famous burbleBASE? Shouldn't his neck and back be fucked for a while?? I would really like to hear from some experienced jumpers. 3 seconds is enough for me. after that its mesh time. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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I BASE jump because it gives me an erection. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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There are many variables in this equation. The time depends greatly on size and weight. Remember you don't want to overcook your date, since you may end up with a painful burn. Ideally the chef should remove all limbs and head. Some like to then chop the top of the torso off, but there is extra cleanup invloved with this step because of the heavy leakage. My sex therapy cookbook comes out in late October. Look for it on Amazon and your local book store. I may decide to do a book signing at Turkey Boogie. Cheers, Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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hahaha! ya dood, "internet vibes, blah blah blah!" In fact, I was sending margarita vibes from Outback while you were splashing down. Have you finished developing the pilot-gate? You know thats ultimately the answer to any pilot-chute related problems. After that, the tailgate takes over. Let's add one more thing to the discussion. How in the world are you in zero pain after that long delayed slider-down opening. Wierd. Anyone with 4+ second slider off/down experience want to shed some light? cya, Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Jaap: Post something funny. Abbie: I'm posting something funny. Jaap: That's not funny dude. Abbie: Hahahaha Jaap: Hahahahaha Collin: Hahahaha Tom: Jaap: You have a lot of work to do. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Dammit Tom! Tom edited my post, I think I was too drunk to realize I left myself logged in. I got outsmarted by the master. PS - Tom turns 57 this year. But he acts much, much older. bahahaha. Cheers, Abbie Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Reporting live at Twin Falls National Park: We're already here bitches. And its already out of control. Zennie, Peterk, Cornishe, LifeWithoutANet... over and out. Jump more, Bitch Less, The (a)B(bbie) - Team Staff Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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Im 27, and my friend Tom Aiello is younger and cooler than me. What a cool dude!!!! Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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How else would she be swallowing swords? Of course she's leaving herself wide-open. Say ahhhhhhhhh. -A Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE