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Nah dude, just the biggest at the perrine. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

It's a .2 borrowed from Johnny W. (Utah). . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

here's the video of the camera I was wearing. Clicky Allan, thanks for letting me use it. Shoot me a PM with your contact info. Also, Johnny was looking to get a hold of you. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Why so few? Easy. With cooking, cleaning, and crotch-fruit production & raising they just don't have the time for BASE. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

You forgot some of Ghandi's other quotes: "Man, I'm hungry." "Shit, I just spilled chutney on my robe." "Hey Kumar, that chick's got a mighty fine turd-cutter!" . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

*might* be too crazy? He has to roll the wheelchair. What would he hold the PC with, his cock? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

You get up at the asscrack of dawn anyway you fucking psychopath! oh wait, you moved. HA HA! Getting up early sucks! Try unemployment. It's the shiznizzle! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Fuck ya, muthafuka! Now here's the one's that won't make the shirt... Needs Parachutist's Semen Nasty Puss-dripping Snizzpods Noriega's Poop Slurper Now Piss Slowly (into my mouf) *garrrgle* *garrrgle* Nigga Please! Sheeeeet. Now Playing... Shitfacedcocksmokingassgarglingdonkeydicksuckingbarbarastreisand! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Hey Brandy, nice to hear you're coming out. I'll set up a windsock for you on the LZ. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Nazi Park Soldiers Never Parachuting, Sorry. Not Parachuting Soon Negating Public Service editing that last one to... Neglecting Public Service Jason - I'm going to phone you tonight. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Get a ranger costume and a hitler moustache to wear jumping. Make sure you get pictures doing th zig-hail in freefall. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Good going on emailing me back, fuck face. Cya in Twin. eat shit, abbie

BULLSHIT. That's not self-regulating, that's enforcing THEIR REGULATIONS. DON'T JUMP AT BRIDGEDAY! STRIKE AT BRIDGEDAY! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

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Number One: You have one tandem skydive and you wonder why someone who cares about you doesn't want you to start BASE jumping? Numero Dos: If you really wanted to do something, you wouldn't use the disapproval of your boyfriend as a reason that can stop you. Numero Trois: Why are you asking how many skydives it takes. Your man is a base jumper. Why don't you have this info already? Nummer vier: You're right. You are not a troll. But you ARE a FUCKING IDIOT. Nr. Fünf: Dump your loser boyfriend, hook up with Jaap Suter, and he'll totally teach you how to BASE jump while boning the crap out of you. Cornishe One, over and out for 2 weeks! .

Do you also explain to your customers the importance of the closing loop tension and how it will change depending on the canopy you put in, the clothes and armor combination you wear, even weight gain/loss. Pins pop accidentally too. Probably as often (which is not often) as velcro rigs. You may have to replace your velro every so often but thats 30 minutes work after a number of jumps. Pin jumpers should constantly be checking their loops and are always asking for pin checks. In the old school before pin rigs, packjobs were not falling out all over the place. A BR salesrep shouldn't talk people out of buying velcro, unless BR wants to stop making them completely. Present the pro's and con's of both and let your customer decide. I think velcro suits most jumpers just fine, will save them a couple bucks, and is more flexible. Have you ever jumped velcro, and did you ever have any problems? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Fucking Jaap got on with my screen name. That was my quote though, after I landed a totally wicked slider up E. THANK YOU WASHINGTON CREW! Just keep calling me "Daddy", bitches. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

"Man, you can't mix a drink that is as good at this shit." Myself, at the exit point. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

Also, Jaap smells so much worse than Faber. BLEEEHHHHH!!!! Never give this fucking Jaap eggsalad! TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!!! I WANT TO BE SEDATED!!!!! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

So did you join the load and make it a 3-way old-way? PS - We're on the 5 Freeway in Washington and Jaap is rubbing my balls right now. Nikolaj has clamps on his nipples. 8 Q's Bongo BITCH! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

And always keep a knife on you. "Mr. Third Jumper" was already tied off to static line after the other two got off when his packjob fell out and was left with 3 options: a) untie the 45 knots he put on the break cord b) run really really fast across the bridge and try and create 80 lbs of snatch c) use his trusty leatherman . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

not a good idea my ass. Its a great idea. It's still on as far as I'm concerened. Even if its a 5-way. Its obvious its got to happen next year so I hope that why people arent scambling. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

hooray for pBASE! and i looks like wwarped figured it out too. :-) . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE

You all are fucking goobers. Anyone know why BASE # 47710 will be a fun for nerds too? Abbie 3F6

Do you recommend to use the rubberband below the tailpocket to close the tailgate on a TARD, or use a separate tailgate and then use that tailpocket stow to create a bite of all the lines? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE