funks
Members-
Content
2,029 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Never -
Feedback
0%
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Calendar
Dropzones
Gear
Articles
Fatalities
Stolen
Indoor
Help
Downloads
Gallery
Blogs
Store
Videos
Classifieds
Everything posted by funks
-
She'll probably get pissed at me for posting this for the whole world to see but fuck it, such a momentus occasion should be shared.
-
On a good day I can get about 4.5 inches out of him
-
Yes maam. I will behave. Probably the only way to get wildcard to behave is to give him a little vacation. That fucker just doesn't listen to anyone anymore. Personally I think this forum would be better off without him for a little while.
-
One thing is for sure, a guy like you enjoys penis at any age.
-
When was the last time you washed your anal plug? Or do you keep that over at your boyfriends place?
-
Sometimes I reach down my pants and thank the almighty one for thinking of me when he was handing out penises. The image of a mighty oak comes to mind. Other times I reach down there and its as if the average newborn baby could give me a run for my money. I generally grope myself multiple times throughout the course of a day, so the above information takes into consideration different times of the day, temperatures, and other pertinent pieces of info that went into formulating this concern. I am at a loss for words to explain this inconsistency in my manhood. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
-
Awesome letter in Parachutist about mandatory AAD at some Dz
funks replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire
anal sex is fun. -
Hey boss... Can I have my avatar privelages back? I promise to be good.
-
You are welcome. Just remember, the little soldiers are NOT for sticking up your ass.
-
There would be room for 4 in my truck. With two of you in the smaller back seat, but you can switch off. As of this moment I would have: Me, you, and funks I do believe. If GTA wanted to ride I will keep that spot reserved for him for the moment. Where the fuck is the blow up love doll gonna sit? I aint leaving home without her!
-
Gone. Long gone. Much like my avatar privelages
-
who? me?
-
Honestly dude. It sucks. And since you just registered here today and your only post is to advertise your sucky website that fact actually makes it suck even more.
-
blah blah blah.....
-
As if I could do this without your cooperation and assistance.
-
If you bring up my momma again I'm gonna kick your ass.
-
I make the rules around here...you understand me? edited to add: I'm so gonna get my ass kicked
-
remember ..this ship aint going down alone