Blahr

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  1. Deductive reasoning Football = dumb waste of time and Superbowl = Football therefore Superbowl = dumb waste of time I will be skydiving
  2. DAmn, and I was thinking my Sabre2 210 was big Congrats brother! I know shit for guys your size aint easy to come by.
  3. I've been clinically dead (no heartbeat, no breathing) 2 times in my life now. Once for 2 minutes and once for 4 and a half. I wish I could say that I had one. If I did I dont remember it. First time I was a small child and the second time I had a .36 blood/alcohol level (yes that says .36, I was a chronic alcoholic) Fact is, I DO believe that god saved me.
  4. I've thought about it, but since I cant hear an audible in freefall it probably would be a waste of time for me
  5. Betrayal. Nothing hurts worse than that. I'm sorry to welcome you to the club You are in good company if that makes any difference. I know it doesnt. There isnt anything that will make it better except time. Do yourself a favor. Dont knock yourself about it. Even if you were not the perfect man there is no excuse for what she did to you. Its her fault, not yours.
  6. Glad you are alive!! You say that you know what happened to the PC. Please tell us, I'm curious.
  7. 50??!? Unless you move south you are gonna miss out on a lot of fun jumpin It was 12 on the ground and -15 at altitude a few weeks ago and I made 2 awesome jumps. If you dress right, you dont even notice the cold. 30 degrees is AWESOME jumping weather! Hi tomorrow is 32, guess where I'm gonna be?
  8. I was away for 8 years and returned. I was quite apprehensive prior to starting again. I'm sure glad I didnt let that stop me
  9. I hate weather.com. I think it creates bad weather when you look at it. Ya SEE???!?! I just looked and now all of a sudden it says the wind is gonna be blowing 23 mph. For the last several days it was only gonna be 16. Dammit why did I look?
  10. I hate weather.com. I think it creates bad weather when you look at it.
  11. Is this similar to the science in which sheeps bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes?
  12. Blahr

    Deuce Avatar

    The shame of it all is that I always liked the original one
  13. Thats why I said it wasnt aimed at you I've read a lot of your posts, so I knew you werent about all the shiny stuff. You seem much like my wife in those respects. Cept that she doesnt skydive
  14. I dont have problems with being romantic because I'm broke. I have problems with it because I'm about as romantic as a block of wood. And proud of it!!! Therefore I think the whole thing is stupid and a HUGE waste of money. I just cant see why I have to follow rules that were DEFINITELY created by women for the benefit of women. Like, who the hell decided what percentage of my annual income I should spend on an engagement ring? It sure as hell wasnt a man. A card. Prepare a nice meal. Clean up the house. These are appropriate ways to show your love. How about you stay married and faithful for 50 years? If that doesnt show your love, then nothing will. Love, honor, and cherish, forsaking all others, till death do you part. It just doesnt get more romantic than that. Can a piece of jewelry even come close? Nope. Chucking yourself into the poorhouse so she can impress her girlfriends with the huge rocks dangling around her neck or from her ears only shows your gullibility (and how whipped you are, of course!) The preceding tirade was NOT aimed at Vellerina! Her thread just gave it a forum
  15. Would they report reposting crimes on that site?
  16. I like the "Tredisculous Osculifidibus" I like it because I invented it and it has whatever characteristics that I want at any given time.
  17. Check out my own helmet spraying adventures http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=859814 In the final analysis, it took more than a week for the thing to dry completely. Up till then it had a gummy, plyable texture that would distort if pressure were put on it.
  18. Uhhm. YOU scare me.........who gives a shit about animals? Are you a goat fucker or somethin? I think skydiving is the ONLY thing we would have in common. I blew up a rabbit with a burst from my AR15 and it made me feel really nice and fuzzy inside....of course it was still twitching so i stuck it with my bayonet and blew it off the end of my rifle! heheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehe that was sooooo much fun! Good morning aka47. Not much in the brains dept are you? That animal lover quote was from the profile of the guy that started this thread. I was making fun of him. I guess it was too subtle for a guy like yourself to figure it out. I AM pleased to say, however, that you are probably correct. We have nothing in common other than skydiving.
  19. Some of your posts make me terrified I have a question for YOU! Does the fact that we have enslaved the rest of animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form leave you feeling concerned, scared, terrified? Does flubber on your shoes make you scared?
  20. My rig came from a DZ gear store, but not MY DZ :-) Bought it through Arlo at TSO-D. If I ever buy another rig I'll buy it through Arlo at TSO-D
  21. Blahr

    Lost Hose Found

    Thats suspicious painter HOSE-STEALING DEGENERATE PERVERT skydivers
  22. Congenital lack of dopamine receptors
  23. It could have been better. The stick of gum went in, though. Didnt seem to hurt it though