chaoskitty

I feel your pain bro... I emailed someone about a helmet he had up for sale and never got a response. So I bought a brand new one instead. Para-gear should thank him.

I may kid in PMs, but I think you know I'm a much different guy than that. And if I'm so cute, why the hell am I always single??? Well.. apparently you are NOT always single if youre getting cheated on and dumped. Hell.. I'm cute and I'm single.. I'm just not so worried about it. I'm a lot older than you, too. You just have to relax. I felt "the magic" in what turned out to be my worst relationships, and the best ones didnt have it. Dont rely on it. Feel with your heart and your head. And quit falling for the little skanks who cheat! I dont wanna have to come up there and bust some heads! ps- PM me.. ya whore!!!

wrongway is a PM whore.. theres no "magic" involved. Hes just lucky hes so cute...

Did I???

stands in the back waving hand in air as if on fire Alright, the job is yours. Did I mention that you have to pack shirtless? Yeah.. thats a stiff requirement...

If I'm your pack bitch ....then who is gonna be MY pack bitch?

what are you doing next weekend? Dude.. I'm not a whuffo!

hahahaaa! True!! Post more pics of your stomach....

I think the trick is to find a whuffo cool enough to turn in to a skydiver. Or at least your pack bitch.

Careful, ladies.. skydiving is a VERY small world. Not only are you limiting your possibilities, but you have to deal with all the drama and bs that comes with dating at the dz. And isnt there enough drama and bs at the dz already? (If your answer is no... just wait..). Edited to add hottie pic as to not hijack the thread. Me in a friend's wedding. Shes a hottie too.

Heres a pic of the pretty little black eye I gave myself on a hard landing this past weekend. Not a serious injury by any means. I think I'll live.. Just ordered a full face z1..

Unless you BASE jump off it. Haha! Okay Zennie, that wouldn't be gay!

I started when I got my own rig which was around jump #12. What I did not like was that every time I needed to pack, someone different helped me, and I kinda had to do it their way. First I packed pro, then 2 or 3 flats, then psycho.. I was a confused little packer! I also looked online for instructions on how to pack. The more I read about it and did it, the more I understood the process and it became much easier. Just try to get the same person to help you each time when you are learning. When you have a better idea of what you are doing, you can refine your packing process and pick up tricks from other people. And if ever something doesnt look quite right, dont be scared to ask. You'll get it!

Skydiving isnt gay at all! I dont even see how the word "gay" applies to skydiving or skydivers, or a discipline. Parasailing is gay.

Acutally that was me. And really, I just want the opportunity to thank whoever sent it to me, as opposed to thinking someone is watching me from across the bar. I would be grateful and polite regardless of who it was. yeah RIGHT!!! hahaa! Naw.. thats not me at all... I just think that if a man is brave enough to buy me a drink, he shoudlnt be too scared to introduce himself. cheers!

Yeah, but its usually the dude with the girlfriend who is hitting on me. Or dude with a wife. scumsuckers!! Hey Alana.. have you ever had someone send you a drink and then NOT introduce themselves?? What kind of lame ass would do that??

Aww..that's cool. I knew you were joking, and I was joking along with ya, but I can see how M wouldnt be in the mood for that and I'm sure S is just worried about her. If you ever want to post a "chaoskitty hates me" thread... go for it!

Nobody had better get in touch with my inner asshole.... unless I very specifically said it was okay!! I need to quit drinking on weeknights.

I'll send ya a pic.. you'll have to just guess!

They arent talking about spiders anymore either.

Who knows their measurements?? I'm sure whatever you come up with will fit just fine

Serioulsy... Sinker!!! I may just have to come over and kick your ass!! ugh... and I dont want to know WHERE you are going to come up with PLACENTA.... I'm going to dress up like a NUN if you dont quit with the amniotic fluid shit!! "hey kristi..how do you like your eggs??" "UNFERTILIZED!!!" hehe!

Well you've got time to think about it and come up with something. I dont wanna do the skimpy shit.. its gonna be too cold. You just send me a PM when you've got my costume ready.. kay??

Yuck...sinker!! I dont think I could pull that off anyway. Besides, the slimy gross amniotic shit is what defines "fresh out of the womb". And I aint wearin no dayumm diaper! hehe!

Dude.. I'm there! What should I dress up as??