chaoskitty

I'd like to meet guest #1-50. Sorry, guest #51, not interested.

Oh cool... why dont you ship it to Tennessee instead??

Who says you can only DD on the weekend??

Who would you trust?

Weigh it, and go to www.usps.gov and calculate shipment. Or fedex.com.. however you want to ship it.

I'm slumming!

There is a gay part of Houston? Where are those bastards hidin?! Theyre not hiding! What part of town do you live in?? heheheh!

Texans who are Anti-gun. So, yes, oxymorons. Its ok.. its just a joke.

Sink, dude, how many threads are you going to start in memory of the silent thread? Gone .. but not forgotten... it died of overkill.. and continues to annoy us after it's passing.

anti gun and texan in the same line, isnt that almost an oxymoron......... Those types are allowed in Austin, and the gay part of Houston only.

ahhhh.. gotcha. Thanks for the info. And thanks to HH for locking that annoying thread. goodnight folks..

I guess I dont know the rules all that well.. was it locked because it was stupid and pointless, and it had dragged on for 804 posts? Or is there another reason? CrazyIvan, why dont you start a "hand solo" thread and see how far you can take it??

Is this really going to turn in to a thread about lactating?? If so.. I have absolutely no input!

hahahaaa!

How about a ride to the liquor store in your hot sexy grocery gettin van?? Do you owe beer for a new van?? I say YES! lol!

Simple.. you werent wearing your rig!

haha.. aww.. its ok sinker.. theres more at the store!

Because I drank it all!

I have not heard that its leaving. Jim gave us a free jump on the last load. Could be because he had a student pilot who made his first solo on that load, and did a GREAT JOB (props JOE!). Or it could be because I'm so damn cute! haha! Either way.. Jim rocks! ps- I've been drinking..

We had a kick ass weekend in tullahoma.. I cant believe you missed it! Next time you are down there, be sure and take a look at the video of the 8-way horny gorilla!

Yes, yes priorities! Someday I will have some of those! In the meantime.. Sinker's got the party wagon!

< silently thinks to herself... "this thread annoys the shit out of me... ">

Nice ride.. of course you have to wonder.... how many jump tickets is that worth??

Its Warranty. I'm a picky speller too. Its good to have a reasonable command of the English language. :) As long as this is a nerdy thread, I can bust out the nerd in me right? Oh good! "Guarantee" is pronounced almost exactly the same way as "Warranty". Completely different spellings. So I can see how the "average speller" could make the error of "warrantee". No big whoop!

Ohhh.. sorry to hear your dillemma. I would want to be there for my brother's wedding as well. If there is absolutely no way you can work it out to be there (are you SURE about this??), then explain it to your bro. If it were me, I would move hell and high water, and tell whoever I had to, to go to hell in order to be there. But you didnt specify what your obstacles are so I dont know that for sure. Good luck!