chaoskitty

Damn! He was so close, he could have ran upto him and kicked the tosser in the nuts! Please do not refer to our President as a "tosser" and talk about kicking him in the nuts. No man should ever even think about kicking another man in the nuts. I doubt he would pay you any disrespect, even if he thought you were a "tosser". What the hell is a tosser?

They call me Jagerbomb. drop a shot of jager in a glass of red bull and SLAM IT!

Groundzero's Kristi is definitely one of the coolest and hottest skychicks around! And their baby is a future hot skychick!

Well I hope you get to meet him soon.. he looks like a lovely person.

Sunny I just realized that this means we have the same taste in men... which is cool but raises the question... are there ENOUGH??? hehehehh... Its a good thing you're attached.. game on!

When i first met yardhippie back in february, i was floored by how hot he was. But then he said he was married so i went looking for a new hottie. All that means is that theres a woman out there whos got all sorts of dirty secrets on him.. and we can drink and gal-pal and talk about him.. heheh.. jk.. married guys can still be hot. I'm sure they appreciate the attention. I refuse to lust after anyone I have not met!

Is that the feeling you get when you walk up to the manifest bitch?

After perusing the hottie thread backwards (not all of it.. geeeeezzzzzz!)... some hot skydiver boyz... Zenister... Yardhippie... Tribaltalon... might be back for more..

Oh yeah.. ok den!

Youve never met your wife? Are you in prison?

Yes, but just as an afterthought...

Sounds messy... did you get mango juice all over the keyboard too? Remember the Chris Kattan character "Mango"? He was annoying...

Of course!

There are lots of female skydivers who are not PMS's. We're cool too....

I knew all that stuff....

You sing. Can you write poetry? Worked for Ryan...

Okay, I'll go ahead and state the obvious.. PDS

I love that song but am unable to find it on kazaa lite. All the files are bad. I found it on limewire.

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.. the OLD Burl Ives version.

Wait... what are we arguing about again??

Kitties dont respond to bull whips. What a mean pack bitch you are turning out to be!

It was nice to meet you and Roy when you came through Tennessee. Take care! Kristi

Oh Mark, you are loyal to a fault. I just know you'll be the best pack bitch I've ever had! People will say my opening was off-heading and misleading, but you will defend your pack job with all your might... until its time to go to bed. I'm under the influence of a fever and coedine.

I have a t-shirt and a bumper sticker that I got at ASC.. they both say Adventure Skydiving Center. oh my god.. did they sell me a false t-shirt??!!!! eh.. who cares, my ex bought it for me. hehee.

You should know better than to ask.... but you did! Well.. if you were someone looking for "the experience of a lifetime".. wanting to make a tandem, or surprise someone you love with a tandem as a birthday gift, and you were told that the drop zone is 20 minutes out of Nashville.. and you plan your day accordingly... then you realize as you're crossing the Georgia border that you've been lied to... I'd call that getting burned. LOTS of people have called Tennessee drop zones and questioned if they are really in Tennessee. This is a direct result of ASC lying to them. If ASC wants to say that they're 20 minutes out of Nashville, then they need to put up shop in Smyrna. Otherwise, SAY they are in Georgia!! Some people will probably still drive that far. I made that road trip plenty of times when I was doing AFF. I still make fun jumps there when I happen to be in Atlanta. It really is a shame, because ASC is a kick ass dropzone with lots of talented jumpers and instructors. Its a shame that their own business practices have turned so many others off and created their own bad reputation. I can see both sides of the coin, and I dont care nearly as much as it appears. It just pisses me off that ASC is so eager to lie to people who are just looking to have fun.