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Maybe some chocolate mouse for dessert!? Anyone ever hear of the "Rat Roast Boogie "in California City?

Easy, I would take them out for pizza and then when they took the last slice, I would say" oh. by the way... about that tandem... hahaha!

Did you peek at his wife's boobies? As a matter of fact I did! I said thank-you good-night! Your the only and/or first person to read betwwen the lines of my post! hahahaha

I delivered some pizza to Fernando Vargas's house (the Boxer) didn't see him BUT met his wife! Nice house ! Got almost $3.00 in tips!

How does the chat thing work? When I go there all I get is select action, play sound and the little faces. I don't get it.. gary PS. you like Florida? What's the area look like from Alt.?

"Grandma Rationalizes an Enthusiasm for Skydiving" Oxnard poet Joyce La Mers will read light poems from her "Skydiving book (Millie Grazie Press) and other more serious and award-winning poems published in national journals and anthologies. Wed. Oct. 15 at Oxnard College, Oxnard,Ca. 12 to 1:00pm another one for Deaf and/or ASL students: " a View of life Through Silent Eyes" Emmy Award-winning Producer, Actress and Director, Julianna Fjeld will talk about how she has survived as a deaf woman in the hearing world of the entertainment industry in New York and Hollywood. Wed. Sept, 24 (same time as above) This one I'm attending!. Gary Calhoun

"Your daddy's a pig, your momma's a whore. I don't love you bitch, I just want to stick it to ya!" A Charles Bronson movie.

I'm not much of a poet, in case ya didn't know it. And I'll drink no wine before it's time. BUT, I thought of this post last night whilst in my ASL1 class,thought I'd share.. It's next month Wed. Oct. 15 noon-12:50 in Oxnard Ca. Oxnard College. "GRANDMA RATIONALIZES an ENTHUSIASM for SKYDIVING" Oxnard Poet Joyce LaMers will read poems from her book ( Millie Grazie Press) and other more serious ans award winning poems published in national journals and anthologies.

You talkin to me? Oh..never mind..!hahahahahah

Looks like a "ROCK" star! get it? rock...star..! har har

Have ya read all the statements in the pamphlet for all the candidates running? Wow! Some of them are pretty fun and bad! I've been reading them a little for past two nights before I go to sleep! One guy is gonna legalize prostitution! I don't know who I'm gonna vote for. But I will vote for the recall. Gots more pro-con reading to do!

Watch " It's a Wonderful Life" Go make a skydive. Go to a local bar and listen to all the drunks talk shit and then get in their cars and drive home. use 1800call collect! And remember what you said about not doing something stupid. The devil fools with the best laid plains.(neil young) Gary Calhoun

Same goes for the rig he'll be wearing,too, (in one piece!) MINE! ha ha ha ha

Whole lotta shakin going on!

Now I've heard everything! Oh, wait..it said "pension" ...never mind! Har Har

just " DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY!" (Beastie Boys)

FIGHTER. Why: Because I don't consider myself a "lover" not much on the sexy. smoochie, hugs, cuddly shit! I guess I'm just getting older, don't see a future in the finding right woman game of life.

I'm thankful that we still have the freedom to skydive!

Wasn't he the character in "Escape from New York"?Also, played the father in "Pretty in Pink?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!

Even though I'm libertarian in my leanings (do what the hell you want to) that number is wrong. I had two close friends in high school die less than a month apart as a direct result of the use of marijuana. Not to mention all the deaths relating to the sell and transport of this little plant everyone speaks so shall I say "highly of" har har It's more bad for ya than good! I do speak from experience. Gary Calhoun Jump

Actually I have and I just did again. Only it does not have area code. Just zip code and city selections And when I enter my zip code it comes up with Roy Buchanan..(ya might know him?) Good skydiver and a pilot!

I take that as a "no" then.

Haven't played in years! I always had a hard time when I get to the windmill thing!

Just seeking any skydivers in 805 area code here? That's Ventura County Gary Calhoun