GARYC24

I like his show and he's a funny guy! But, didn't he have by-pass surgery awhile back? I remember him talking about it. He'll have to put that in waiver at dz.

Any song or band that uses the E and F chords! hahahaha (joke) Get it?

Work is crazy, life is crazy, I've officially gone crazy... Reminds me of a t-shirt that said " I'm going Nuckin Futs!"

I had the coolest part-time job..delivering pizza at a small pizza place!..The owner is sick, needs an operation, gonna have surgery and decided his wife will take over for him while he's down..and not gonna deliver anymore. So..I just lost ~$400 a month..that was skydive $ !! I'll take a month break, budget myself, then find another parttime job. Oh..yeah it was CASH every Friday! I'm gonna miss the money! Last time this happened I actually did more skydive making less $..funny how things work out!

43 YRS YOUNG Been USPA member 16 so I'm 16 yr old in skydiving years!

There's no buisness like "no" show buisness like no buisness I know!

QuoteAND the liver is also one of the more recuperative organs in the body That's a good thing. Basically I'm a whiskey/scotch drinker.. 3 yrs ago when I was 40 I had the same lab result involving liver panels test stuff. So, I now at 43 (w/insurance) I got a check-up and I'm not in bad shape..May still live to 100 yr! I've got too many friends with liver problems, already been to a funeral for a friend (35yr old) So, I want to keep better track of my health! Glad I found out, been inspired to just quit drinking. Oh, and those exercise pills, and anyting else that says "do not take if liver problems..." I won't be taking them.

Did you know that if you drink alot..or use to drink alot And then you get a physical,That test results can show signs of high levels of liver counts (forget the med. term) And that can show hepatitis A,B, oR C? Then you can never donate blood and better stop drinking! Well, I DO ! GET A CHECK-UP ! their sorta like gear checks! But not that often!

I got an idea...you got a rig? You might be the first skydiver to sell a rig to get off student status..sell or trade the rig !

Have a good time and smooch a lot. Me smooch? It' my treat, I'm buying! haha Oh, wait unless you meant the other type of smooch,,haha - I love country music and can fake the 2 step. - I don't ask because I never have the $ (skydive ya know) haha I can't drink and drive tho! She's a little older than me, taller, got kids, and pretty. Me: 43, single never married, no kids, rent a room small savings, and 550 SKYDIVES! should be a great wednesday night!

I asked someone to go to the fair with me to see Leann Rimes (Ventura county) I was surprise she said she would like to go. I was going with some other friends and then told them I was taking this lady..We was all surprised! This is a rare thing that does not happen much, because I usually don't ask! (her boss skydives!) Now. I have to clean my truck, save $. I don't go out at all much so I feel weird in a good way!hahah

hahahah...you're nuttier than a squirrel turd! har har! I thought I wanted a career but decided all I really wanted was a 'paycheck'!

Some sick visions entered my mind! Prom night Homecoming Queen Cheerleaders Just thought I'd share ! hahahah

Are you deliberetly trying to make me puke? That was a line from Weird Science (movie) All I know is that I always feel better after I puke, tho! ha ha

How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

I jump a NARO from PISA, have for along time. I don't have any problems with it..I was just wondering if there is any bulletins or if anyone knows anything I should know about it. I refrain from doing head-down stuff with it (at least a whole head-down skydive) because I feel it wasn't built for that kind of jumping. Gary Calhoun

"The Streets of San Francisco" might be more better! hahaha

I heard it looks like a babies arm holding an apple!

I quit about 6 weeks ago..but however last weekend I bought a pack and cheated ! I still have.. a hard time quiting after a skydive and driving to DZ.So I bought them as to not bum one from other people if I broke down! I thru what was left in pack away on the way home! I don't feel guilty about it because I don't have any real support in quitting or not. I must say that my circulation is better, especially my fingers(helps with playing guitar along time)

I can hear it now.. A CRW stack bottom guy to the top guy: " Ya know, I used to thing your were crazy, but now I can see YOUR NUTS!

Deer Nuts are under a Buck !

[ I'm excited, happy, and a bit scared. I know the feeling ! I moved to California at 19.5 yrs old 1 way Bus ticket..had a job..1st time ever leaving home! I would say good luck..but I don't think you'll need "luck"..So I'll say be excited, and happy! Gary Calhoun

[It's called a minuend (pronounced min-u-end) Is subtruend (spelling?) a part of subtraction term. use? I instead of "sum" it would be "the difference"?

What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? ...nice tits!

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? You need to be WAY more aware to keep your ass safe on one compared to a car. Yah..I have alot. Yah..the other two post, understood my silly intent in the idea.. NO MORE CARS after an accident like that..