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Dumbest thing you did skydiving
jumpwally replied to cocheese's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
1978 at Hinckley - With 25 jumps I thought i would become a photographer,,taped a super 8 movie camera ( duct tape ) to my helmet , i thought i was the shit,,three way spun and tumbled all over ,,lost track of time and dumped the para-commander,,pffuuuff and about 5 seconds later landed in 6 foot tall corn. Took a week to develop film back then,,,saw and threw it out, never wanted to relive that again. Soooo , about five jumps later, I talked a handful of Sorority girls to come out and watch how cool I was,,ha I'm floating in for a landing, plenty of room in the grass next to the parking lot ,right next to the Hottie's taking pictures,,hhmm i'll turn and face them ,right? well,,kicking ,cheering i drifted over a bit and never lost eye contact with them as i plunged right thru the front winshield of THEIR CAR !!! It was the only car in that row....!!! So I'm sitting there with my one boot on top of the winshield pushed onto the front seat and my otherboot jammed in the steering wheel causing the horn to honk non stop,,just as the main drapes over me and the car like a curtain at the end of a show,,,oh well at least it muffled the sound.................I didn't jump again till the following spring,,couldn't face the laughter.....wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 -
White sands, clear waters, and fruity drinks!!!!
jumpwally replied to Vallerina's topic in The Bonfire
Don't forget the nude beach !!!!! ;-) smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 -
Main Canopy was hard as a rock out of the d-bag.....
jumpwally replied to LawnDart21's topic in Gear and Rigging
Who cares how long ago you packed your main,,,if this is happening,,is it happening to reserves? This brings up the old arguement of longer reserve repack times...hhmmmm wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 -
Sadly this issue will continue to be a grey area,,,,,,manftrs probably don't see much to gain to put much effort into it,,,,,thats why this forum shine's...wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Megan,,never mind the exit shot,,,we need a bigger one of your avatar ;-) wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Amen to THAT !!! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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congrats and welcome..............wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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i knew there was somthn' wrong with the south... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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i'm with her.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Should I stick with it... or start sewing potato sacks!
jumpwally replied to kitof1976's topic in The Bonfire
yeah..stick with it............... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 -
onionhead...................... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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ok...i guess we will have to photoshop one,,,lol ;-) smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Who says it has to be a nudie,,,swimsuit , lacy underwear,,thong,,,c'mon Rosa,,you want to ..we know it...right guys,,yeahhh..... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Rosa,,liven it up and show us the bikini....... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Any body know how these balls work? smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Scott,,ya hit it right on the head.....sometimes common sense disappears around here,,i see lots of frustrated coroner's...lotsa carving.................. smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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ok..lets add this to the mix,,,bottom of container vs legstrap? you can see it on your leg vs reaching back blind.....opinions please.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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I seem to remember an add in Skydiving Magazine that was selling something like that,,,there has to be a company out there that does this,,got to be other people in your situation...give it time.. smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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everyone seems to have a valid point,,so i'll buy it from ya and buy ya one jump as a bonus,,i made my first couple hundred jumps there and at Roger's place's,,,i'll make illinois right for ya....really wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Who's request is the 1M policy? smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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Maybe change your screen name,,,,,that'll take some heat off ;-) smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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yeah,,pics are needed,,its like going out for bids.. ;-) wally smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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I want dive loops on my reserve.
jumpwally replied to Deuce's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Bill,,,once again ,you areright on the money,,commen sense prevail.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 -
If Mom and Dad own the DZ and the land and the planes,,and no one complains,,then there's not much anyone can do. smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083
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I want dive loops on my reserve.
jumpwally replied to Deuce's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Now that sounds like a good story,,hhhmmmm Ron and Bill,,,any details.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083