MattM

http://matt.teamparaclete.com/mattmcutaway.wmv Stiletto 107, hard opening, line twists, spinning straight at the ground, killer neck pain from camera... Matt

Used 158 characters in her post... Matt

Sometimes I actually run the whole 75 yards from my place to manifest... Matt

I have been tasked at work to put together a "morale building" video.... an impossible task... But anyway, its basically all the workers smiling, giving a thumbs-up, etc... I need a morale building inspirational song to go with it... Any suggestions? One I have gotten so far is Josh Groban - You lift me Up. Matt

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the jumps I've made I feel ashamed. Then I look at the packer packing my Stiletto and think about all the little old ladys at PD and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didnt jump this canopy, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "It is better to jump all the time and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about not blowing my money on jumping." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Matt

I like that hat there Dave... Matt

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf Matt

A typical conversation with my boss goes as follows: Boss: Hey bitch, did you do the assignment I gave you. Me: Yea, infact I did asshole, but look at this though... Boss: Look at what??? Me: (stick up my middle finger) Boss: you little fucker... Both: hahaahahahah Matt

FUCK LAYS POTATO CHIPS Matt

Any Matrix movie Any Star Wars movie Any LOTR movie Office Space Saving Private Ryan (don't know why) Matt

Looks like you had a long interview the the period key... Matt

Do those "Hi, I'm running for president and I'm gonna do this and that and my opponent said this and this but its all wrong, i'm better than him" ads really work? They get on my fuckin nerves... Matt

Front mount the still camera and take that damned .3 wide angle off and get a .5 or somethin. then the still camera wont be in view, maybe. Matt

I guess you failed to see the smile on my face and hear that I said I was kidding... I had no clue what happened as I was not on the load. Furthermore, being an S&TA, I would have thought you would have handled the situation better than calling me a name... but yea its just a big mis understanding, and it is behind us. As for a tornado, I was told by someone on the Raeford Fire Dept. that there was a tornado... I don't think anyone has a clue. Matt

http://www.xmradio.com/ Matt

Who has it? I just bought it lastnight and.. OH MY GOD I friggin' love it... 150 channels of commercial free music.. Its great since I drive 75miles a day from home to work to school and back home again... Matt

I have no clue, but I think I did see a few flashes... Matt

As I was cooking some chicken noodle soup in my campie I heard the winds and the power flickered 3 times then died... great. Kinda freaky since it came out of no where. Anyways, I didn't have a flashlight so I ran over to Droops place in the riggers loft and stole his candle. As I head to the door to open it.... it opens it self at what seemed 60mph and slammed back closed even harder. I was scared. The bathroom window was open which I guess was causing a back draft. After I finally get a hold of his door and lock it... I notice it almost split in half.. run over to the window and see the orange glow across the runway and then I start to hear "the freight train" noise everyone talks about on the news when they talk about their house getting blown down and over 100 yards by a tornado. I stare out the window for about 15min watching the orange glow getting bigger and it starts to calm down a bit... sweet... I'm alive. Glad everythings Ok Kate and Tony. I hope God wasn't trying to pay Kate back for calling me an asshole earlier in the day... Matt

a sad attempt to pass it off as somethin else Matt

ask her, she'll admit it... Matt

Would have to be a rodeo of some other kind... don't flock anymore because my Vengeance 107 doesn't like it. Matt

Come to Raeford because I love Sunnydee and she loves me... Matt

trend micro.... protects all 300 of my PCs and 16 servers. Matt

You must walk 75yards to manifest like I do. Matt

Looks like a sausage party... Matt