CrazyIvan

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "Ewwww! But what about the smell?" enquired the woman To which the man replied, "Just hold its nose." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Your momma so stinky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Er...uh...it aint that hot anywhere I ever heard of. Maybe inside a volcanic vent? How about a coal mine? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Someone wants you in a boredom induced coma for weeks __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Rabid bull= Male Mad Cow= Female __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

BOGUS BOGUS BOGUS!!!!!! I got Roseanne Barr (slim but curvy?) PLEASE!!!! I was hoping Rachel Weisz or Winona Ryder __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

BUY A VOWEL AND SPIN AGAIN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Pick up the Atari 2400, lots of fun and never crashes. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I wonder what Johnny English has to say about that __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Try this link One thing about DSL.....IT SUCKS. I recommend CABLE. Call your provider, maybe there's something wrong. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Mini Me, because it is __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Zulu time __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Being ambidexrtous is worse sometimes, I mean, try to play a drumset, IT'S NUTS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

IS NOT???!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I don't know much about windows scripting, but in regular programming, in order to find out the kind of drive, you get the ATTRIBUTES of the drive, it will tell you if the drive is a LOCAL drive NETWORK or otherwise. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

The 9 is under the bed too, by the "feet" side __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

True wisdom __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

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I wouldn't dare to call you a wuss....because that's a sissy's site __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Two more words: Dream On __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

sweetie. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I think you have the wrong link. Is this the one you mean? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Yup __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

One thing you must know...DO NOT REPOST!!!, or I'll arrest your ass __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.