CrazyIvan

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  1. I learned how to program using: 1- Assembly 2- RPG II & III 3- COBOL 4- PL/1 5- BASIC 6- C (not the ++, the original C only) 7- VisualBASIC But, after I "retired" from programming (as my main ocupation) I started searching for other compilers, so, now I use PowerBASIC and EZGUI, and I love them. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. Were they wearing t-shirt saying "Property of the Smithsonian"? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Writing COBOL, oh man, I remember those days, but also remember those RPG II programs, "I" sheet, "O" sheet and etc. Damn!!...I guess I'm old __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Have fun reading this. One of my favorites: 1988 Computer viruses are an urban myth. (Peter Norton) No wonder NAV sucks __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. BBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. "...Fuck Barbra Streisand!!!" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Well, they tried to hire me a couple of times...and I'm an IT guy!!!, they said "No problem, we'll train you" . That will give you an idea. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Another approach could be joining/creating a GROUP like this, that way ONLY the people you invite and maintain will get the emails. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. Yup. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. It's wabbit season..no duck season...hell...it's GROUNDHOG season!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. I'd like an exotic pet too...but Chimeras are not available yet __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. It could be worse..you could hate your job and being UNDERPAID __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. Ummm - Lt. Ripley in the last "Alien" movie? -------- " BONZAIIIIIIIII" That's from Apocalypse Now __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. Ok...let's quote a funny movie: "...hmmmmm...NICE BEAVER!!!!" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Is it really possible that no one knows this movie? I'm shocked... THIS IS.................................. SPINAL TAP!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. Damn!!! my friend. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. CLASSIC!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Men with Brooms __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. That's proof that chicks CAN'T quote __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. Ok ladies...tell me from what movie is this quote from? "When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. Is that anything like, "Would you give a man a foot massage?" HELL NO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. NAH!!!, they go more like this: "...tell me you'll love me forever" "Yes...yes...I like rainbows" and the all famous - "You complete me" followed by " You had me at hello . . ." BBWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. The IT field is going to hell...first outsourcing, then, very low salaries now...FREE advise, that ain't right __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. NAH!!!, they go more like this: "...tell me you'll love me forever" "Yes...yes...I like rainbows" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.