HomeyTheClown

Format, Thank you for reminding me not to drink. Seriously.

I LOVE my Safire 2

The only people who should be wearing those are 1: actors 2: ninjas 3: weird guys

Ok then we need rocket boots. Something. So close to actual fight. 10...20 years from now. There has to be SOMETHING

Does anyone know if there have been any experiments or designs for some kind heated wingsuit? We all know heat rises. It seems like the technology is already here if not very close. Some sort of lightweight heating coils throughout heat resistant rib material... maybe with a lightweight battery power source and materials. Wouldn't that create some more lift if someone could perfect it? It would be warm but with adequate hydration shouldn't be an issue? Or am I missing a big roadblock/drawback? Thoughts?

I need it to be even simpler. I need graphics. exit order for dummies.

Only 10 months ago I was a beautiful, shiny, brand new canopy. Although my new owner was very happy to have me, he treated me like shit. He never cleaned me. He threw me around and left me packed with clumps of sand for weeks. He treated me like a whore. After 230 jumps I was finally washed, thoroughly, but by then it was too late...I was scarred for life. You would think that my owner, after spending so much money, would take a little time to maintain me Love your gear, be one with your gear, CLEAN your gear

It's a Safire 2, now that I think about it, it's almost always to the left... Flies straight when in full flight. My lines are Vectran and are pretty fuzzy....Actually...my left side brake line is worn out much more because I used to route my brakes incorrectly and the left is much more worn than the right...Interesting...I need new lines.

I have never been able to get on heading openings and have figured out that my canopy opens on heading but turns sharply after inflation, is this body position input >?

Got mine in the mail yesterday, 4 days after payment was processed...

Life sucks lol

I like a DZ with a bar, so I can get a really good buzz before jumping

Jim is the man

I LIKE BOOBIES

Good on ya mate, keep it up. It gets better and better :)

Cool video Matt. Those spinning exits look pretty beastly.

I was just going through the SIM and read something I thought was hilarious. It states "If the parachute leaves the door, so must the jumper"

Elsinore has friendlier instructors Perris has a bar Elsinore has better scenery Perris has a pool Elsinore is more chill Perris turns more loads Both awesome dropzones. can't go wrong either way.

I want to track naked.

Homey don't play dat.

HAHA sounds like some good brew :)

When your broke.

We used to do retina and fingerprints on all of our detainees, and on all suspects during missions, all police force candidates, ect. It's called a HIIDE. like a big ass super high tech camera. All units doing HIIDE on a shitload of fuckheads = intel

I did it to find God. Seriously. It was either clarity or suicide. Skydiving is like nothing else. It just feels so good.

Right on little brother. Enjoy the ride.