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okay, europe here we come....... benw, skreamer, mikeD,jarno, anybody else i missed in europe...... well i vote we go to belgium for the boogie. the guys from england can get a plane ticket to germany for around $50 usd through ryan air, from stansted to hahn and hahn is only a 45 minute drive from me. then the dz (in belgium) in eiselborn or spa are only like an hour and a half away. they have either a caravan or a porter, i forget. but they are turbines! this is relitivley close to holland. sorry omri, maybe next time, pluss arn't you considered asia all the way over there or are you still europe?....fff could even come they have regular flight through the military from atlanta to frankfurt and he'd beable to fly for free (or next to nothing) with space A. plus any dz.com-er is always welcome to crash at my place, granted my place is small as hell, it's clean, dry and even has a fridge of beer!...her's a little discription of my place....a nice gated comunity, armed gaurds make sure that there are no intruders,and we even have our own private airport.

taditional german: prost! and here's another one: Here's to you, and here's to me. May we never disagree. but if we do, here's to me.

hell, when jumping in the hood i just carry my uzi (a fine product from omrimon's country) and some hand grenades(baseball, not pinappple), people know not to mess with the wingnut,plus if it gets really nasty i just call in the f-16's for a low level straffing run and some napalm!......(this is fiction i'm just a mechanic in the af, plus i have yet to see a "bad" part of germany......)

yup i jumped there rental gear. it wasn't student gear, at least i don't think it was. the main was a little to small to send a student out on. and i prefer to jump at aerohio when i'm visiting the parents they live 25 miles north of columbus and aerohio is only a 1.5 hour drive and they have a caravan and a twin otter. plus the dzo's are supper nice.

okay....evryone...... bob eveans is a country style restraunt based out of ohio. it is sort of like a denny's! the food is pretty good with a fair price. and yes they do have their own breakfast meats. come on i know you guys that jump at skydive greene county know what i'm talking about........ okay my best pet story is that my friend sean had this cat and he would hold him close to his chest and spin in circles and then let the cat down and it would walk off swaying from side to side. it was mean but so funny. we stoped when he ran into a wall at a high rate of speed when he got scared and ran off still dizzy as hell.

don't worry mike, once i become president (read: supreme ruler) of the world it won't matter anymore, besides, the u.k. wouldn't want us americans anyway, were way to uncooth to have tea and crumpets...... :-)

every one think happy thoughts....the fire is geting mighty high now................

froggie, can i be the stick figure that's doing the two way with your stick figure? p.s. the wingnut's angels shirts are ready to be shipped, need one more address to send them out....(i'm to lazy to go to the post office more than once)......

froggie, sex on the brain? i think you need help, i can help!....... i have this good psyciatrist's number i can give ya......what did you think my mind was somewhere else? who me, naw not me....the good natured and clean minded wingnut.

just letting ya guys know....square dancing is the u.s. national folk dance.......now circle up, two by two, bow to your partner,....alamand left, dive for the oyster dive....man do i really remember al those calls, maybe it was when i was trying to inpress a nice "country" gal back home, or maybe it was phy-ed flashbacks...but remember it wasn't that bad, every once in a while ya got that hot gal/guy to be your partner!

okay okay........ it's time for the show......apprearing once, and only once the incredible wingnut.....this july at skydive cross keys.....a jump not to be forgoten.........driven mad by chicken and hotdogs, he will be making a special jumping apreiance in the united states for our lady friends. one jump only will be totally nakie cept for his goggles and alti. froggie and stacy have front row tickets, the rest will be sold on a first come first serve basis. all proceds will go to the wininut to buy his dignity back............. .....shit now i comitd to it all uour dz.com babes will have to come out east and watch...nothing like a live show instead of just a pic on the net.......... p.s. does anyone know how hard it is to write in the third person?....or am i just special?

omriMon, thanks for the offer. wish i could go back i would like to see more of the contry than just #$$#&***#$# (that should read where i was at but that's a little to specific). and oh my god the army chicks do look good in thier uniforms. what is it with all of them wearing pants a size too small. i know you guys have camels in isreal but hey, i only saw the toes....i'l have to try the falafel sometime.......goldstar beer wasn't bad though.

froggie, you'll get tyors don't worry! okay guys this requires some explaining............ i just got back from isreal! 3 weeks in the sun and boy am i tan. (expecially compared to the people here in germany were i think the sun went on permenant strike) i got to stay in a nice litle shack that no self respecting redneck would even put his dog in! we ate so much chicken it's not even funny. evry third meal was chicken. the other two were hotdogs. they did spice it up once in a while and gave us this mystery meat. looked like a suasage patty but it wasn't. i am never eating hotdogs again and it will be a while before i even look at chicken........all in all my litle "trip" was okay though. i found out i get promoted early by 6 months under something we call "BTZ". it's a big deal to get selected. plus with the added pay raise i could make around 4 more jumps a month and drink alot of beer. had some guys drive down tward near omrimon's place. they said the dz was just packed, man i wish i could of just seen it, but i was restricted to the area i was at. they let us drink a few times and got to try some diffrent beers. goldstar, maccabee, all tasted okay. even found some nice german beer down there. just wish i could of spoke hebrew. so many nice looking isreali gals. well that's about it for my "trip". i missed you all. i need to get posting. froggie has me by about 200 posts and i'm still a newbie.....man i wish we could of taken stats from the old forum. still have to learn the html markup stuff for smileys and quotes....i have a little work ahead of me.........well gata go, still need to unpack stuff p.s. c-5 galaxy cargo aircraft suck! damn thing broke down and got me stuck there for 3 extra days.

>> omri....never did try the falafel, did try the shawrma though. it was pretty good...what is the whit paste stuff that resembles cement mortar though, we are strill trying to figure that out!..... p.s. man are them isreali army women hot!!!! pps...i feel bad for ya going to have to do 2 years in the army!

actually pure o2is a real good cure for a hangover, i like to suck mine from the o2lineon our fighter planes!

hey, i got a question for ya skreamer (or any other person that lives in the uk)(or maybe austrailia or nz)! why are they called nappies? i always see the commercials for em on british tv and wonder why. us americans just call them diapers.

man i plan on going to vegas just a little to late! i'll be there in august, just a wek after the big 21st b-day! working vacation though. oh well, i plan on driving to perris for a weekend, by my calculations it's only a 5 hour drive! benw, i'm up for a european boogie. where at? i vote germany since that is where i curently live! forget the nsl, i think we shuld start the dropzone.com skydiving leauge, any takers?

no problem sis! i liked it! well.... you know your a skydiver when you drive 8 hours to jump with female and not "jump" her. you know your a skydiver when you check this forum 10 times a day just because you miss your dz.com buddies. you know your a skydiver when you find yourself passed out in a tent miles from home and your perfectly fine with it. okay i'm not reall witty here today, i think it's the over abundance of O2 in my blood.

jump# 20....june 20th 1999. place: skydive greene county, xenia, ohio i lost a stearing line (the toggle came off in my hand) and didn't have the knowlage to steer and flare with my rear risers so i choped it. perfect reserve depoyment. landed a little off the dz,(corn field) and they found my main and freebag. i was up in the air about an hour later with some rental gear!

hey lazerq3, i happen to have a 99' kawasaki ninja 250cc. it tops out at 115mph on the auto bahn, that's a hell of alot better than some cars do, granted it's not like ridig a 600 or 900 but it will still kick your ass if you don't know how to ride it. there's almost nothing like screaming down the "bahn" at 115 with your body a few feet from the road and passing cars going half your speed!!!!!...i'd kill myself if i had enything bigger! as for the no fear shirts don't they have them for all kinds of sports? i have yet to see on for skydiving in specific, just extream soprts., or am i thinking of another kind of shirt?

i just had to post to this there isn't a marker for what i did. could we modify it for a spot to say stared at a wall and drank some coke (the soda).

sis, sorry to hear about your night....it'll be okay..... my darling froggie, sorry to hear you can't sleep, i'd help with that if i could, and i swear you'd sleep for hours .............seriously, why can't ya sleep? ya been drinking a little to much coffee after dinner? ya should really stay away from the meth. and also if you slept all day that doesn't help either........ i'd im ya but i'm just a little to late......but i still can reply to this message.......... did i ever tell you guys i'm just a little insane????????// wefhwheqjhejnbdfmne ewfewfjklwejfklnfkfjhehf;ehfoqcnjdn;uwhfjenbfjkhwdfujefbw;uf;hfje .....oh my i think my keyboard is posesed!!!!!!!1

right on skyhawk, i think the finnal score was dz.com guys 3, dz.com gals 0! oh man i read some where that all those old threads are now an archive, i think those threads should be a pre requsite to posting on here, just to get a feel for what kind of "nuts"(no not wing's nuts) are on this forum.......remember ....there is no normal!

here's me: 1.) adreniline junkie 2.) f-16 crew chief (this one says a lot if you ever met one) 3.) all around nice guy skreamer, i think we are all like your post!!!!

well i guess i went to the middle east 6 weeks too early...... hope ya have a blast.... wish i coulda started to learn when i was 16!