Dirtsucks

Mmmmmmmm, sexual relationships... I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

2 am? Christ, the day is just getting started for me. When you work rotating shifts you become a little indifferent to the time of day. You just go with what you feel. For instance: "I feel like putting a picture of my crotch on the internet right now." So, you just do it. Why not? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Peek-a-boo! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Maybe, but compared to Christina Agwhatever, well, I'm falling for it! What can I say, I'm a sucker for attitude I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

People who are unsatisfied with their own life will always feel compelled to reduce others' quality of life. Simple as that. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

I was dog-sitting awhile back for my folks. They had just brought home Toby, a Collie-Rot-Sharpe (sp) mix puppy. I was washing my hands at the kitchen sink and he was nipping at my ankle, so I flicked my wet fingers at him and he jumped back. He then proceeded to squat down and piss on the floor while LOOKING AT ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES. Little fucker. I should have been pissed but I wasn't - I couldn't help but to adore a puppy with that kind of attitude ! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Just got back from TX, and during the drive up I heard "All the Things She Said" by t.A.T.u. a few times. I usually don't get hooked on things this fast but I couldn't get that awesome song out of my head, and I promptly bought the CD. After a brief Google search I believe I've finally found the three keys to happiness: 1. Hot 2. Russian 3. Lesbians I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Yes. No. If the U.S. is going to take the responsibility to remove an evil regime by force, it needs to take equal responsibility in replacing it. Afghanistan was a trial run, and it isn't working. If the U.S. fucks up this Iraq thing, I'm moving to Mars. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/02/14/43412.html? I posted a silly link. That means I'm cool. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Dude, she's a woman, she knows how to fold shit. She'll figure it out. I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

No, but I have a hot cousin. She's married, but who really cares? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Will you be my friend? I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

You got an EXTRA handle on the left? Well, shit - pull it, and then tell me what it does! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

WHATEVER DUDE!!!!!!! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...

Uh, yeah, just like they ignore YOU! At least I got the balls to actually JUMP out of the plane! I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb, I think I'm dumb...