wingnut

i go away and can't read all the post every 5 hours and here you go making all these jumps, what's this world comming to? well nice to hear your doing great. i wish i could of seen that landing. can't wait to get home so i can IM ya some. take it easy untill then i have only untill monday then i'm back in germany.

glad to hear you finnally got back up! be fore ya know it you'll be off student status!

what you guys need is the jump plane that we use here in germany. it is a cessna 206 with a nice wide door. has a roll up cordura door. you can esily fit one guy on the strut, one inside and two as outside floaters with one guy in the camera slot, that's all five jumpers ready to go. and it's still a cesna!

well, yey, we all do stupid things but when we look back on them they can be amusing! that is what i think this is trying to be done by this thread......okay for another thing i did....i was doing a h n'p from 5,000 when i did a front loop to a sit my hat i was wearing flew off. i had forgot to strap it befroe jumping. on the ride down i was hoping it hadn't drifted into the path of a car on the german autobahn. i jump over a section with no speed limit and all i could think of was someboddy hitting my hat at 150mph! needless to say i never found my hat and no accident were spawned from it but it was a stupid thing. i even had to go ask the supply people at my base for a new hat....gota love the military! those fuzzy hats they give us look like the russian snow hats and are they ever warm.

well just today i..... no actually i once ran a golf cart into my moms car. smashed the whole front door up. i left it, she went to work in the morning and didn't see it and when she got off work she saw it and thought it was a hit and run. man, i was lucky on that one! i won't even get into what happened at our highschool senior classs party!

skeamer, you need to scream a little lower! or somebody bound to get kicked in the teeth!!! :-)

froggie, just don't spit right infront of you while under canopy. i didn't relise it's the same effect as spiting out the window of a moving car nedless to say i got a jumpsuit covered in my own spit...i now spit to the sides.....trying to hit the jm's on the ground........ i thought about bringning water ballons along and letting em go on final from like 100', it'd be one hell of an explosion from that alti., on second thought somebody could get hurt, i'll just wait for the pie at the bonfire!!!

if i ever got preganat (my wife of course) i'd have to stop right away. i see how much it cost nowadays to have a baby and i'd just not have anything to spare...now marrge on the other hand might just slow me down a little.....

camel land skydiving looks good to me! talk them into leting me leave this base, and i'm there. man germany is always so foggy and rainy i'm enjoying this sun. just wish i could put cheese on my hamburger. damn religious laws and shit here in the middle east.

okay, i'll have to chime in here. i drive a 1984 bmw that i payed $200 for to a guy that needd to sell it quick. i replaced the exhaust, batery and winshield washer pump. other than that it runs fine. i drove it to switzerland a few weeks ago and it ran fine!!! i like it alot. it's so much easier to take my rig 10 miles to the dz in it than straped to my back on my motorcycle. plus now i can say i owned a "BMW" even though it a peice of shit car...howed that song go......

sorry, i'll be there in mid august, just 5 months to late!

sorry, i'm just in the middle east! nuf said! :-) , i wish i could see more of this country! :-)

well guys wish i could tell you were i am, but i can't. it's "secret". it is warm and sunny and not overly hot. had a group of guys i know went to another base in the country for a jet and drove right past a dropzone. only two in the whole country and i didn't get to see it! :-( they said it was filled with cars and skydivers. man i wish i could jump..... i now have a semi-stable access to the internet, via satilite so i can't stay on very long at any one time. i miss you guys too. take it easy and i wish you all sunny blue skies!

hey all, i'mm still alive, hanging out in the mid-east in the warm sunn shine. a dz's only two hours away but i can't go there. restricted to the damn base here. but the highs hit 80 and the lows a little chily at night but other than that, it okay here. staying in a condemed shacks, and eating chicken for everyother meal. can't wait to get back to cold germany and some jager schnitzel, and beer! don't have time to read all the messages that have piled up on the forum but i will have some majoir reading to do at the end of the month. and hey, it starts getting warmr at the end of the month! i'll be able to jump and have an extra 500 dollars for jumping from being here. froggie--- hapy birthday and good jumps on your aff!!!!!!!!!

okay guys this one is a question that i've been wondering for a while. lets see how many diffrent people respond before our leader gives the answer away. How do You Say "sangiro" san-geee--rooo sang-ir-oo fearless leader

you all are pathetic! what? don't you guys have someone..oops i mean something better to do? i'll just stay a newbie and bide my time...i know i'll eventually triumpgh over the weaker ones and become a "wacko" first. sangiro, is the highest level called "wacko"....if not can you make one?

remember skreamer, the dz.com clock is set to sangiro time so it was late!......

is there a way to tell the new thread from the old and also to just mark all of them as read at once? i probly missed something and there is a way to do it i'm just a little slow today. p.s. are we keeping you busy sangiro?

okay, i was supposed to leave you guys yesterday but i couldn't stay away!....well, really i missed my flight! can you say that there were some pretty pissed people here!!!!! i went and made a nice H n'P from 5,000ft on sunday at the dz and then went home to wait fro a call from my g/f. got a message from a sargent saying that i was bumped back 24 hours. i didn't mind that ment that i could stay at my g/f's longer. i droped her off at work at 7:30am and then went home. there were like 6 messages on my machine. first one was at like 11pm the night before and said that i was leaving at 6am the next morning! (remeber it is already 7:30am) and then i got a bunch more starting at 6am saying in words no less than this "where the F##k are you at, you'r supposed to be here now!!!!" well i called into work and they then procedded to ream my @SS about not being there and then i told them the story so they said when can you be ready? i said half an hour. i then procedded to throw every thing i was going to take in my deployment bag and called them back. here's the conversation "i'm ready to go" ..."don't worry about it, we got somebody to take your spot"..." i can still make it"..."nope you leave tommorow like you origanally thought".....so that is it my long story. so lets just say this.....i might be getting into some deep dog doodoo but i really don't care anymore......saying with my g/f was well worth it........maybe i just lost a nomination at the soon to be dz pub...oh well!

dave, i used to jump at skydive texas in decatur. but i now live in germany. i'm in the airforce. ask sis about me. i've talked to here a "few" times on IM. as to brit...i have no idea what your toalking about. i've been over here for the last year and a half! :-(

well i'm jumping at at german jump club right now so i have a little diffrent look at things. when the students make their first jump we bend them over a chai and form a line and spank them. (only one spank per person, sorry skreamer). then we chant "gluck ab, gluck ab, gluck ab" or something that sounds like that. i know the first work is correct and means luck. it's sort of a right of passage for the students.....when i was at skydive texas it seamed to still be a big thing there to. i heard stories of peoples scr's and such. just never got to see them since i wasn't there long. :-(

okay, mine is: texaswingnut i won't be around for the next 3 weeks though. i get to see more of the world. to bad it's not more of the skydiving world!

hope you have a good time trying to get your car sis! i didn't leave as planed so i got to see the new site up and running! i think things just work out wierd sometimes! see my post for the whol story!