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Ok jumping naked thats gotta hurt your manhood flapping around at high speed like that. I saw that guy on German TV do a naked jump and it was beating him in the back of the leg. OOOOWWWWWW

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Why to wait for the 100th? And we've made it even when freezing at the groundlevel too :P

Once we decided to surprise our lady pilot by undressing before entering the plane. She wondered 'what's up?' and I told her 'nothing special, just a naked load'. So she said 'oh, ok' and undressed too B|

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ok, so how many people actually jump naked on their 100th??



I made my first on my 100th. That was 141 nekkid jumps ago. (I'm trying to get over my shyness.)


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The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

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At 98 right now and plan on it ... this weekend. Any one have any good advice?



Adjust your legstraps accordingly. Remember, you can always cut away from a line-over but you can't cut away from a nut-under.



Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

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I just did my 100th at WFFC and I didn't do it naked. I don't think the WFFC organizers would have allowed it if I wanted to and some of the spectators might not have liked it either (they were ooooold).



They didn't say anything about it to me yesterday. ;)



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-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

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anyone jums at skydive the ranch. i wouldnt mind its getting colder up there so... maybe next year
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Well, OK ... I did. It was quite an experience. It was the middle of winter in South Africa (which you foreigners might not see as cold, gmpfh). +- 9 Deg celsius on the ground and +- -12 at altitude. Flapping???? Not a chance, not in that cold.

Anyway, the funny thing was the girl doing her level 1 aff. There I was, starkers in the back of the plane with a helmet to cover mr happy. She was SO nervous about her jump I dont think she even noticed ;). I've been on 2 nekkid jumps since. Always a lt of fun, but body control is sooooo much different.

Try it and find out for yerself B|
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Well, OK ... I did. It was quite an experience. It was the middle of winter in South Africa (which you foreigners might not see as cold, gmpfh). +- 9 Deg celsius on the ground and +- -12 at altitude. Flapping???? Not a chance, not in that cold.

You got to be kidding. 120mph terminal velocity at -12F is like -60F wind chill factor. You're going to freeze nearly instantly at that if naked. :S

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(CJK) It was the middle of winter in South Africa (which you foreigners might not see as cold, gmpfh). +- 9 Deg celsius on the ground and +- -12 at altitude.

120mph terminal velocity at -12F is like -60F wind chill factor.:S



-9 Celsius. +16 Fahrenheit at today's exchange rate. -12 C is +11 F.

The automagic calculator at http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/windchill/index.shtml only goes up to
109 MPH, but the formula is handily provided. breaks out HP48SX +11 F at 120 MPH is a wind
chill of -25 F (-32 C). +16 F at 120 MPH is a wind chill of -17 F (-27 C). The "frostbite time" bands
don't have a formula, but at 60 MPH, wind chills of -19 F to -26 F take 30 minutes for frostbite. Therefore
I conclude that CJK still has most of his fingers and is not typing with his nose. drop drop right-shift on

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>Keep your nut bag to yourself.
>I hope you like to jump by yourself.
>Good luck finding a pilot. (unless he is gay)

Never had a problem finding a pilot. Come to think of it, never had a problem finding people to jump with either. Most people don't associate being naked with being gay.



only latent homosexuals would consider being naked as being gay..
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I thought everyone does it on the 100th! Everyone at my club does although the girls are more likely to get away without doing it or with a lingerie jump!

I did the underwear thing.
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>Keep your nut bag to yourself.
>I hope you like to jump by yourself.
>Good luck finding a pilot. (unless he is gay)

Never had a problem finding a pilot. Come to think of it, never had a problem finding people to jump with either. Most people don't associate being naked with being gay.



only latent homosexuals would consider being naked as being gay..

but swiss-germans don't jump naked :P
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