normiss 622 #1 November 21, 2005 For those of the guys that have been neutered, how long after the procedure did you jump??? The procedure was a no-biggie deal (didn't even get good effin drugs afterwards!).... just wondering.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdrenalineBluez 0 #2 November 21, 2005 I gave it a solid month just to make sure everything was healed and I had no complications. The Doc that did mine advised me that as soon as there was no tenderness and he emphasised NO tenderness things should be good to go... "Uh oh! This is gonna hurt!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 November 21, 2005 QuoteFor those of the guys that have been neutered, how long after the procedure did you jump??? The procedure was a no-biggie deal (didn't even get good effin drugs afterwards!).... just wondering.... Its been 19 years...but....I had the V done on Friday.....made three jumps on Saturday. It can be done....although the nards swelled up and looked like eggplants. I missed work for a week. I dont recommend it. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #4 November 21, 2005 QuoteThe procedure was a no-biggie deal Are you sure you don't want to ...rephrase that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 November 21, 2005 I had mine done on Friday. I followed the doc's orders and waited till the following weekend. The stitches had dissolved and was all healed. Didn't have any problems. I was a bit worried on my first opening, but all was fine.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #6 November 21, 2005 Had mine done on a Monday. They normally schedule them on Fridays to give you the weekend to recover before you go back to work, but I told them do mine on Moday so I could jump by the weekend. I did jump, but only a few times. The following weekend all was normal. I never did have any real problems with even bruising after the procedue so it really wasn't a big deal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 November 21, 2005 I had mine on Monday, then was jumping by Saturday, but didn't do tandems until the next Saturday (12 days later). No problems at all. BTW, my wife was skydiving within a week or so after having each of 4 kids, so I really couldn't whine about a little couple of snips. Enjoy your vasectomy. It means never having to say you're sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darrenspooner 0 #8 November 21, 2005 I took a whole vial (8 injections) of novocaine or whatever they squirt in your ballbag. I had excruciating pain through the whole procedure - felt every cut, yank and burn. Then waddled home. Balls as black as oil and as big as oranges. Felt like I'd been kicked in the bollocks by a horse for 7 days. Jumped again after 9 days. Just be careful when you tighten the legstraps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #9 November 22, 2005 It was 8 years. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #10 November 22, 2005 QuoteBalls as black as oil and as big as oranges. Wait, was this part a change? -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 November 22, 2005 Snipped on Friday jumping the weeked afterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travman 6 #12 November 22, 2005 Have you still got the balls to jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #13 November 22, 2005 QuoteHave you still got the balls to jump? GROAAAN!!! Actually, wait for things to heal up before jumping - You really don't want the brothers swelling up like a couple grapefruit - Might wanna consider a jockstrap or tighties for a spell, too. I got mine snipped long before I started jumping, but my occupation had me doing lots of lifting and pulling - I had to take it REALLY easy or I would have been in major trouble. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 November 22, 2005 I gave it 2 weekends and then I wore a jockstrap and kept the boys snugged up. I didn't have any problems.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstime 0 #15 November 22, 2005 Give it week bro, I didnt listen to the Doc and my speedbag swelled the size of a grapefruit (didnt think that was possible). When I called him with my dilemma he laughed and said enjoy the pain. Then he could'nt contain himself while telling me to pack it in ice..F%^&ing smartass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #16 November 22, 2005 Good God, Sorry you got clipped dude... at least the other team knows that you're shooting blanks I've got too much babymaking to do before I can give advice on this thread --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 November 23, 2005 QuoteGood God, Sorry you got clipped dude... at least the other team knows that you're shooting blanks I've got too much babymaking to do before I can give advice on this thread Then why did you bother chiming inYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MB38 0 #18 November 23, 2005 [B]BAM!!![/B] Yeah, I'd wait.I really don't know what I'm talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travman 6 #19 November 23, 2005 Do your leg straps up tight! "You can cut away a line over, but you can't cut away a ball under..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #20 May 8, 2006 Bringing back up an older thread... Anyone else have any interesting stories about their vasectomy? I just got snipped about an hour ago, now I'm laying on the couch with frozen peas on my nuts, hoping they don't swell too bad and that I'll be able to jump this weekend.Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tri160 1 #21 May 8, 2006 Not a good idea even if they don't swell badly. I had mine done on a thursday tried to jump on Thursday a week later. Originally had little to no swelling. The jump itself didn't hurt but about 2 hours later i was laying on my couch sucking on vicodin and listening to my wife laugh at me. Not Funny!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #22 May 8, 2006 ice pack and a six pack then when there is NO pain or point tenderness with proper support you SHOULD be good to go also be advised you are still fertile/potant for many weeks had mine 30 years ago shooting blanks ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkwing 4 #23 May 8, 2006 My advice as a vasectomy recipient and skydiver. Don't jump this weekend. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miami 0 #24 May 8, 2006 Man my nuts are aching...definitely going to take it easy this weekend, will only even think of jumping if everything feels 100% down there.Miami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linestretch 0 #25 May 9, 2006 I waited almost a month and it STILL hurt. The biggy was the tandems ass against my groin.....mainly on landing and connecting in the plane. Opening was never an issue. Only wish I had done it 8 years sooner.my pics & stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
