JohnRich 4 #1 June 28, 2012 News:Americans favor Obama to defend against space aliens: poll "Nearly two in three Americans think President Barack Obama is better suited than Republican rival Mitt Romney to deal with an alien invasion, according to a survey released Wednesday."Full story: Yahoo News Which President would do a better job of defending against space alien invaders? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 197 #2 June 28, 2012 I dunno, Barry's got that Will Smith MIB thing. For all we know he keeps a neuralizer in his breast pocket.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #3 June 28, 2012 Gotta go with Mitt on this one. He'll do a better job communicating with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #4 June 28, 2012 QuoteNews:Americans favor Obama to defend against space aliens: poll "Nearly two in three Americans think President Barack Obama is better suited than Republican rival Mitt Romney to deal with an alien invasion, according to a survey released Wednesday."Full story: Yahoo News Which President would do a better job of defending against space alien invaders? Depends on the space alien invadors. Got any pics? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #5 June 28, 2012 Quote Got any pics? this thread is useless without pictures.-- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #6 June 28, 2012 Quote Quote Got any pics? this thread is useless without pictures. What you said. @ JR: Please, not again your pics kayaking down the Colorado or adoring cave painting .... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #7 June 28, 2012 People actually considered this question When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #8 June 28, 2012 Quote @ JR: Please, not again your pics kayaking down the Colorado or adoring cave painting .... You don't like gun threads, you don't like kayaking photos, nor photos of ancient cave paintings. What exactly DO you like? We need to know this, because in here, it's all about making sure that we please YOU. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 June 28, 2012 My vote goes to a certain attention whore sheriff from Arizona. I mean, since aliens aren't human, the whole "all men are created equal" thing doesn't apply, and he's free to do whatever his little heart desires. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 June 28, 2012 http://www.bartcop.com/obama-alien-endorsement.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2-X8xdzFFCA/TwOiSyAU__I/AAAAAAAAII0/_UnIthSYWqw/s1600/Obama-alien.jpg http://steadyhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/alien_endorse_full.jpg There's plenty of evidence that Obama is already in cahoots with space aliens to help them take over the world. In exchange for his help, they've probably offered him all the dogs he can eat, and free daily golf for life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #11 June 28, 2012 Neither. You need THIS!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #12 June 28, 2012 Quote http://www.bartcop.com/obama-alien-endorsement.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2-X8xdzFFCA/TwOiSyAU__I/AAAAAAAAII0/_UnIthSYWqw/s1600/Obama-alien.jpg http://steadyhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/alien_endorse_full.jpg There's plenty of evidence that Obama is already in cahoots with space aliens to help them take over the world. In exchange for his help, they've probably offered him all the dogs he can eat, and free daily golf for life. What do you think? After *they* take over the world, will the poor rest of the world be black or white? And most important: Will they take away all your guns in Texas?? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 June 28, 2012 Obama, of course - he'll give them amnesty and a fast-track to citizenship so they can vote for him.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #14 June 28, 2012 QuoteObama, of course - he'll give them amnesty and a fast-track to citizenship so they can vote for him. That was Reagan in 1986. Easy to confuse him with Obama though.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 June 28, 2012 Quote Obama, of course - he'll give them amnesty and a fast-track to citizenship so they can vote for him. Dammit... I was gonna say that! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 June 28, 2012 QuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #17 June 28, 2012 QuoteQuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so. *You* DID it.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 June 28, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so. *You* DID it. Um, no. Nice try, though.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #19 June 28, 2012 Quote What do you think? After *they* take over the world, will the poor rest of the world be black or white? And most important: Will they take away all your guns in Texas?? There won't be any black or white, only aliens. But they may keep a few of both around for slaves. Blonde American women will be quite popular in their brothels. Germans may be favored for slavery due to their history of unquestioning acquiesence to tyrannical rule. Texas will be the last holdout of underground resistance, and everyone will try and migrate to there for safe haven. However, outsiders won't be welcome to enter unless they bring at least one firearm and 100 rounds of ammo. Those who didn't bother to acquire the means of self-defense before the invasion, should not get a free benefit from Texans who chose to be prepared. An exception to the above gun rule will be the aforementioned blonde American women, who will always be welcome in Texas, guns or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #20 June 28, 2012 If extra-terrestrials come hundreds or thousands of light-years to Earth to take over, there will be no defense. We'll just bow to our technically superior masters and ask if they prefer white meat or dark meat? Any of our current politicians will be more than adequate to do nothing, step aside and let the takeover commence.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #21 June 28, 2012 QuoteIf extra-terrestrials come hundreds or thousands of light-years to Earth to take over, That's your major analysis mistake right there! You're neglecting the intraterrestrial aliens... Not to mention the Reptilians.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #22 June 29, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so. *You* DID it. Um, no. Nice try, though. Are you now claiming that it wasn't St. Ronald Reagan that gave amnesty to illegals in 1986? www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128303672... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 June 29, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so. *You* DID it. Um, no. Nice try, though. Are you now claiming that it wasn't St. Ronald Reagan that gave amnesty to illegals in 1986? www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128303672 Nope, just your assumption that I was talking about Reagan when I made my post. *hint* I wasn't.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #24 June 29, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteEasy to confuse him with Obama though. I'm sure that *you* think so. *You* DID it. Um, no. Nice try, though. Are you now claiming that it wasn't St. Ronald Reagan that gave amnesty to illegals in 1986? www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128303672 Nope, just your assumption that I was talking about Reagan when I made my post. *hint* I wasn't. So how many other presidents gave amnesty to illegals?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marinus 0 #25 June 29, 2012 Got any pics? Who needs pics if one can have the musical? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqvffGlJWCU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
