God: FAIL

[banesanura 1]

Periods.


TOTALLY USELESS.

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[Andy9o8 0]

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[christelsabine 1]

Wait a few minutes. This thread, too, will pay its debt to nature ....

dudeist skydiver # 3105

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Periods.
TOTALLY USELESS.

There goes your "intelligent design".

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[banesanura 1]

Facial hair on women.

FAIL

Best Girl Scout Ever.

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Facial hair on women.
FAIL

PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[ryoder 1,388]

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Periods.


TOTALLY USELESS.

So how do you feel about;
Semi-colons?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Facial hair on women.
FAIL

PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

PMS is God's way of telling a man that he's spending too much time in the house.

Speed Racer
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[banesanura 1]

I think pooing and peeing are useless.


I could have found a more productive way to handle energy and waste.
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Best Girl Scout Ever.

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I think pooing and peeing are useless.

And there's always the joke about "I.D." from Robin Williams.

"Who puts the amusement park next to the dump?"

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[banesanura 1]

Sore muscles and broken bones.


FAIL>


We should be invincable!!!!! and after 70 years old thats when you could break a bone.

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[billvon 2,400]

Satan: "When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding."

Minion: "Understanding of what, Master?"

Satan: "Of digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!

God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how He spends His time. Forty-three species of parrot. Nipples for men. Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

If I was creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"

[kallend 1,625]

"Tell me about Subscriber Trunk Dialing. I must know everything."

"OK, but only if you promise not to turn me into a dog"

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[kallend 1,625]

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Periods.


TOTALLY USELESS.

Back in my youth we called them a bloody waste of fucking time.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[banesanura 1]

Hahhaha.


I agree. We should have had flying capability too.


And the power to manipulate things to our liking.

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[MiataMan 0]

It is God's way of telling you you should be pregnant.

Now get to work.

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[shropshire 0]

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And the power to manipulate things to our liking.

Hang on a minute.... you're a woman ,,, you already have that

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[banesanura 1]

Oh I had my fill this am.


God I love men with tattoos!

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[pirana 0]

Too funny.

Thought the thread was about punctuation until I got to the 3rd post.

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[Royd 0]

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PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

And yet, after millions of years of evolution, the problem hasn't worked itself out.... Hmmmmm.

[labrys 0]

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Periods.


TOTALLY USELESS.

Nah... seriously. If it wasn't for periods we would eventually fill up and explode. Thank TFSM for periods.

Owned by Remi #?

[The_Don 0]

You know that you can have them stopped forever?

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[JackC 0]

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PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

And yet, after millions of years of evolution, the problem hasn't worked itself out.... Hmmmmm.

Why would it?

[banesanura 1]

Another fail: blindness and broken bones.

Why couldn't we have super healing powers?

God damn it. I wanna be a superhero.

Best Girl Scout Ever.

[Andrewwhyte 1]

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PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

And yet, after millions of years of evolution, the problem hasn't worked itself out.... Hmmmmm.

Why would it?

PMS serves the evolutionary function of chasing off the dude that did not get her pregnant last month.