normiss 622 #1 January 21, 2008 Chat room quotes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 21, 2008 Although those are all quotes from really misinformed people, not all religious people are that stupid. Doesn't matter which religion, pick one, anyone and you'll have people like that. Same with people who claim no religion.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 January 21, 2008 I didnt bother reading all of em, but this HAS to be the funniest one! Quote I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #4 January 21, 2008 scarrrrrrrryyyyyyy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 January 21, 2008 I'm kinda partial to the "giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy" that the scientist don't know about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #6 January 21, 2008 3.. 2... 1.... SC Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 January 21, 2008 Holy Crap, some of them sure hate atheists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 January 21, 2008 Who thought dz.com was weird?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #9 January 21, 2008 I for one do. you're here, right....that settles it for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 January 21, 2008 I only made it a few past that one, but yeah, that one was definitely in the running for funniest that I read. Stupid people are fun to laugh at. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 January 21, 2008 Quote you're here, right....that settles it for me! Takes one to know one, so there! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 January 21, 2008 Those quotes seem made up. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #13 January 21, 2008 QuoteThose quotes seem made up. I dont know Chris. I'll side with AD on this one: there are stupid people everywhere.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 January 21, 2008 Quote I dont know Chris. I'll side with AD on this one: there are stupid people everywhere. You so set me up for a really good joke, but I think I'll refrain. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #15 January 21, 2008 Quote Quote I dont know Chris. I'll side with AD on this one: there are stupid people everywhere. You so set me up for a really good joke, but I think I'll refrain. I think I prefer the Chris with the headhackes. He was much less of a smart ass. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 January 21, 2008 Oh, then you will enjoy the Chris that may come. That's dumber Chris. Why you ask? In my quest to become de-drugged, I have just started to cut back on a neurologic drug that helped me with my confusion and memory problems. I should be completely off this drug in about 2 weeks. We shall see if I can handle it. You may find me very entertaining. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 January 21, 2008 Dude, you stopped taking that drug about 3 months ago! joke> --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 January 21, 2008 Then what the hell is this little gray pill I've been taking? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 January 21, 2008 oh my.. only could read about five quotes. then i thought to myself, WTF am i reading here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 January 21, 2008 Quote I didnt bother reading all of em, but this HAS to be the funniest one! Quote I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 January 21, 2008 I know. I think that woman needs a little gaydar. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #22 January 21, 2008 After reading all of them I am beginning to question whether humans evolved from monkeys or monkeys evolved from humans ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #23 January 21, 2008 is that like steak-dar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 January 21, 2008 why is this thread still here? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #25 January 21, 2008 I like this one: Quote how come we cant speak monkey And actually, I speak monkey pretty well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
