TitaniumLegs 8 #51 October 31, 2002 I'm the model for the new tetrahedron! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #52 October 31, 2002 "And you haven't been using Rogaine?"My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #53 October 31, 2002 Favorite rainy day Seattle skydivers' activity? Cracking walnuts without tools! Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #54 October 31, 2002 "And next to the PC slot, I've got USB, IEEE 1394, and 10/100 ethernet ports"My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #55 October 31, 2002 "The judge from Key West called it a flaming meeker, but I couldn't find it in the pool anywhere!"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #56 October 31, 2002 "Dude! That's an award winning camel toe!"My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swarley 0 #57 October 31, 2002 "Want to see me hop backwards all the way to the truck" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #58 October 31, 2002 You're more than welcome to test-drive my pud if you're thinking of converting. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #59 October 31, 2002 Do you think this move will impress the girls in my yoga class? b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coltmodel70 0 #60 October 31, 2002 yeah, i get shot at if i do this in public. look at the bullet holes in my truck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #61 October 31, 2002 "Horny Gorilla" "And next, I'll show you how to pack my chute." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buckleme 0 #62 October 31, 2002 ....... this is by far the funniest thread I have ever read here on dz.com!!! You guys are f-ing hilarious!!!! :)Blue Skies! Mary B Sandillas Rodriguez Muff Brother #2959 TF #77 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #63 October 31, 2002 you should read us when we are really in the groove I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #64 October 31, 2002 "real men know how to balance" "Is that the newest mini-gripper? How small is that thing?" "you can't call yourself a skydiver unless you can handle all axis equally well". "Do you stare at women like that, or just other flexible men" "I'm supposed to do what and then you push me out the door?" "Freestyle...the wave of the future" "And then you say to her "Hey, baby, wanna see this while I'm nekkid?" - it works, too..." "Joe demonstrates his newest flamingo landing technique. Jim looks on, intrigued, and a little worried..." "Dirt dive gone bad" (yes, I'm bored...) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #65 October 31, 2002 Dude, you make a great tetrahedron!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #66 October 31, 2002 "How the Mirage engineers got the idea for their freefly handle."My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #67 October 31, 2002 "Dave's chastity belt was the inspiration behind Infinity's superior pin protection."My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #68 October 31, 2002 ok I still think skydiverbrian wins. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #69 October 31, 2002 "Jump Shack engineers discover one more item that could be covered with velcro."My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #70 October 31, 2002 I'm sorry, I missed that, could you tell me which way he went again? HAHAHA! No, wait, I missed it again, which way did he go? HAHAHA! OKOK, try one more time, I wasn't looking, which way did he go? HAHAHAHA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #71 October 31, 2002 "" Ooooh....I'd love to give YOU a pack job!!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #72 October 31, 2002 "An open fly was the prototype inlets for the Birdman Pantz."My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjkoziel 0 #73 October 31, 2002 "Dude, What's that shit in your ear!??" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 73 #74 October 31, 2002 guy #1 "So I just went like this and dove right in" guy#2 "DUDE!!" "Back in jail, They'd make me put on arm on the table and bend over like this..." "She was so fat, when I was humping her, I had to reach this far to be able to touch her nipple" "Clay puts peanutbutter on his dingdong, stands in his herd of sheep, and then undresses and takes a pose like this one" "seriously, I practice every day after shopping, except monday when I go to the bridge-club with the girls, and on frydays, when I go to bingo"JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #75 October 31, 2002 "OK, as long as you're sure there aren't any cameras around...I'd hate to look like an idiot on film." S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
