CrazyThomas 0 #1 December 1, 2002 My psych teacher once asked how the class envisioned our funerals. I replied that I wanted to decompose out in the woods, and just return to nature so to speak. Not have anyone ever find me, just dissappear. But, I have been finding dissappearing to be not such an easy trick as I used to think. Not impossible, but difficult. Damn society keeps pulling me back into it. Anyone ever think about how they want to go, and want to share it in public? food for thought, then food for the worms! Peace, Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #2 December 1, 2002 I plan on a Viking funeral after I die from Hunting DragonsUntil then I plan on sticking around & jumping at "Dragon Free" DZsAccording to your pic, I'm guessing you plan to go by means of Fluorescent paint fumesp.s. you picked a really harsh subject due to most all of us having had a friend or relative that died. From my experience,"funerals are to console the living, their loved ones have moved on".-Grant_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #3 December 1, 2002 Burn me,take me to my favorit object,let me fly for the last time. Amen!!! Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 December 1, 2002 Quote,"funerals are to console the living, their loved ones have moved on". Word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #5 December 1, 2002 Me- ? Fast and painless -- or at least painless and in peace- Then cremate whatever is left and spread the reamains over the last DZ I jumped at- put up a small headstone for my survivors, with DiVinci's quote on it. And throw one hell of a party. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 December 1, 2002 Well since all we are are made from was created in stars that went nova billions of years ago, I'd be pleased to be reduced to ashes in fire (after I'm dead, of course!) As for dying itself ... ? I just hope my kids are fully grown when I go ... Stardust ... that's us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #7 December 1, 2002 Dying?.... BULSHIT!!! I am going to live forever, hey they say that only the good die young, I have a shot at eternity I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #8 December 1, 2002 I think I would have a regular funeral service for my family, under a tent, of course... but there will be cocktail waitresses serving drinks and hula music in the background. Plus, I'd like my headstone to look like a Javelin with the carvings on the reserve cover. That's all. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #9 December 1, 2002 >Plus, I'd like my headstone to look like a Javelin with the carvings on the reserve cover. Dude, If I can't have a Javelin, I'm not jumping I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #10 December 1, 2002 QuoteI'd like my headstone to look like a Javelin with the carvings on the reserve cover. Hey, that's pretty cool idea. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trfenwyd 0 #11 December 2, 2002 I read somewhere that God doesn't kill stupid people. I guess that means I'm invincible!!! in vino veritas- (there is truth in wine) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 December 2, 2002 Quote If I can't have a Javelin, I'm not jumping I have that sticker. But I cut mine up so it now reads "I have a Javelin, I can't jump."KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #13 December 2, 2002 be hard to disappear lookin like that! i wanna go bein burnt and dumped out of a plane at 13.5! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #14 December 2, 2002 Suicide, followed by cremation and having my ashes sprinkled out in the carribean sea. The only thing that's stopping me is obtaining a gun. Very difficult to do here in the UK as opposed to the US. I've thought of other methods but they all involve the chance of surviving and being in extreme agony for an extended period which I would prefer to avoid.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #15 December 2, 2002 think you and Thomas will get on! whoa............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 December 2, 2002 Your Psych teacher needs a psychiatrist. Who cares, you're dead! If you have next of kin who love you, they will dispose of you in a respectable way. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 December 2, 2002 "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in fear like his passengers..." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 December 2, 2002 Just dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #19 December 2, 2002 LMAO -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 December 2, 2002 Quote Just dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! I like your fantasy Speed Racer, but I don't think anyone is getting the concept of "dead". You're dead! You won't know if they dip you in honey and throw you to a bunch of gays. You're dead! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 December 2, 2002 Quote Quote Just dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! I like your fantasy Speed Racer, but I don't think anyone is getting the concept of "dead". You're dead! You won't know if they dip you in honey and throw you to a bunch of gays. You're dead! Sure. What if the funeral director messed it up and you ended up with guys? I try to be open-minded, but gay necrophilia? Talk about lifes last little indignation...Or what if it was just a coma or a long tequila-drinking night and they thought you were dead. You wake up..."Hey, what the...?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites