lewmonst 0 #1 December 21, 2002 so i teach this 7th grader, who writes like a Grad Student, always interupts in Algebra to show the class other ways of solving the problem, jumps on a pogo stick in the talent show, was elected school president over 8th graders becuase his speech was so good it had the teachers and kids standing and cheering, can out argue anyone on politics or just about any issue, challenge the public speakers we've had, give funny and clever interpretations of the quotes of the day, every day... and he's already figured out that the real money is in real estate... and you wouldn't know it by looking at him becuase he has a fine motor skill problem, so it's difficult for him talk, and his handwriting is comprable to a 2nd graders... anyway, remember the name josh brown becuase he's going to be famous someday. and to top it off, he gave all of his teachers the COOLEST gift ever!!! it's really unbelievable... see the attachment.http://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #2 December 21, 2002 holy shit. that kids sharp, already bribing his teachers....namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #3 December 21, 2002 Kim Wakefields daughter Mysha is a pretty sharp cookie too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #4 December 21, 2002 Nice bribe... kid must be loadedYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 775 #5 December 21, 2002 That's gotta be very rewarding...and challenging to be working with a kid like that.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #6 December 21, 2002 Quote Nice bribe... kid must be loaded Whadda ya talking about? They fell of da back of a truck....fagidaboutit my friend."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #7 December 21, 2002 Very cool. He must make up for a lot of frustrating cases... _________________________________________________ If you hadn't read this, would it have made a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zlew 0 #8 December 21, 2002 Can I barrow the vice grips? I"ll give um back to you at eloy if you tell me what I'm missing...... if not just smake me over the head with the 1/2 wrench for not getting the joke.... Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #9 December 21, 2002 Quote That's gotta be very rewarding...and challenging to be working with a kid like that. thank you. that was my point. he's just an awesome kid. and phree, the school i teach at is full of loaded kids... money or not, kids are kids. i've got the full spectrum, but this one kid is off the charts. he's extraodinary... so intelligent, observant, clever, funny,... and very disorganized now... what to do with all these other boxes of chocolates...http://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #10 December 21, 2002 fagotabout.............namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #11 December 21, 2002 Admit it lew - you want to be a mom. You're only doing the teaching thing to satisfy some maternal instinct. But I would recommend exploring your other passions before you have kids. The sex with two guys sounds interesting ...Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #12 December 21, 2002 or his parents, probalbly divorced. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,148 #13 December 21, 2002 He's lucky to have a teacher like you, and peer group that can see past his foibles to the talent underneath. So many places, if you're picked last in PE, you're nothing. And just think -- you get him for a whole 'nother semester! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 December 21, 2002 Quote now... what to do with all these other boxes of chocolates... I vote for doing chocolate accuracy into the peas. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #15 December 21, 2002 AWWWWW! I remember my first crush on a teacher! LOL! ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #16 December 21, 2002 Quote Admit it lew - you want to be a mom. You're only doing the teaching thing to satisfy some maternal instinct. But I would recommend exploring your other passions before you have kids. The sex with two guys sounds interesting ... uh-hum... right... yeah, someday i'll bring some little packers into this world. but NOT anytime soon :) whatever comes up in your dreams is your businessno crackbabies no crackbabies no crackbabieshttp://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #17 December 22, 2002 Quote whatever comes up in your dreams is your business I was there - I heard you say it I even offered myself and Keith to you - come to think of it, Keith didn't seem too interested either. Well, we'll just have to find someone else Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
