Unstable 8 #1 May 2, 2003 Cats piss me off. I've had enough of them, I'm sick of all of them and their hairballs. Just last night, a cat crawled into an open window of my Nice 1970 Opel GT (WITH BRAND NEW LEATHER INTERIOR) and took a whizz on the wooden consoling. POLL - What do you think we should do about cats?? sds "What are you going to do? Release the hounds? Release the bees? Release the hounds with the bee in their mouths that shoot bees at you when they bark?" - HOmer - Edeted cuz i cant spel-=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #2 May 2, 2003 One, roll up your windows. Two, if I even catch you looking sideways at a cat, I'll kick ya in the wahoo. Carry on. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #3 May 2, 2003 Cats piss you off because they can. That's the definition of cool. Don't be messin' with cats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #4 May 2, 2003 Ever hear the saying,"All I need is a dead cat and a string to swing it with"? Well, I have a string......dropdeded ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #5 May 2, 2003 How do you teach a cat to sound like like a dog? - Douse it in Jet 100 and put it on fire... WOOOF!!! <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #6 May 2, 2003 Just kick him in the squishy and have done with it. Everything belongs to a cat. The car is the cat's property unless otherwise specified by, say, closing the window?Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #7 May 2, 2003 cats piss me off when they split and their owners feel the need to tape papers up all over the freakin place... "Have you seen my pussy?" and then there is only a pic of a damned cat! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #8 May 2, 2003 did you know that... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 May 2, 2003 When cats are self powered (running), it's called sporting clays practice. With the proper launcher, skeet! When that's finished, let me know. I have some wonderful feline recipies.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjuggler 0 #10 May 2, 2003 Does this make you feel better? http://www.computerpranks.com/download/media/mpeg/nokia.mpeg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #11 May 2, 2003 OMG. heh. That's so bad. To the rest of you guys who are bashing on cats: I'm watching for you at the convention. And I'm sneaky. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 0 #12 May 2, 2003 Only good cat is a dead one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #13 May 2, 2003 Quote Douse them in Jet 100 Why waste good jet fuel? (attachment is safe for work)____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 May 2, 2003 I see a thread of cat bashing!! This is just wrong. Cat's are the coolest animal on the planet. bah, your pissed at yourself for leaving the window down on your precious car. If it was such a meaningful possesion don't you think you would have taken more care to see it was secured. You can't blame the cat for your inability to roll your window up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #15 May 2, 2003 Poor Baby, got you nice little car pissed on. Oh well, you know what they say about auto's and substitutes?.... Yep, got a little one I'd say. Me, love all animals but cats hold a special place. When they are content, they Purr. When they don't want to be petted, they leave. So, take it easy on the next cat. If they are out in the wild, blame the owner. (stepping off the soap box)....Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 May 2, 2003 QuoteI see a thread of cat bashing!! This is just wrong. Cat's are the coolest animal on the planet. bah, your pissed at yourself for leaving the window down on your precious car. If it was such a meaningful possesion don't you think you would have taken more care to see it was secured. You can't blame the cat for your inability to roll your window up. Thank you slappie. I don't offend easily, but this thread has managed to do it. I get so sick of people complaining about cats. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 May 2, 2003 Hmmm.... I vote for outsmarting the cat by rolling your window up... Never know what might end up in your car with the windows down! I see a thread for posting cute kitty pics http://crayfish.nu/keely/Images/Photos/IggyPuss.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #18 May 2, 2003 WELL - EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!! Excuse me for dreaming - for dreaming of an ideal world where we don't have to live our lives defensivly, to step around menacing animals and live my life AROUND them. If you are acusing me of trying to make this world a better place, then call me guilty!!!! on a second note, all the cat lovers are taking this thread WAAAY to seriously. Do you really think the Humane Society would let me do half this stuff???? sds Manhattan KS=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 May 2, 2003 Quote of an ideal world where we don't have to live our lives defensivly, to step around menacing animals and live my life AROUND them. Well, think about it this way. Instead of blaming the cat for taking a leak in your car. Find the owner of said cat and douse him in Jet-A and torch him. It's not the cats fault it figured your car was a safe place to take a piss. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #20 May 2, 2003 Make a skyball out of the guilty cat and just forget to catch it at pull time . Cat owners should be subjected to the same laws as dog owners . Keep them confined to your own damn yard . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #21 May 2, 2003 Quote Well, think about it this way. Instead of blaming the cat for taking a leak in your car. Find the owner of said cat and douse him in Jet-A and torch him. It's not the cats fault it figured your car was a safe place to take a piss How about torching both of them. That would be cool. sds manhappening kansas=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #22 May 2, 2003 Further note, if you are going to take this thread seriously, DON'T POST IN IT!!!! sds=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #23 May 2, 2003 QuoteCat owners should be subjected to the same laws as dog owners . Keep them confined to your own damn yard . Amen. Nothing wrong with taking a little responsibility for the worthless things. You like 'em, great. Keep 'em off of my spread, or they won't come home. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 May 2, 2003 Quote Hmmm.... I vote for outsmarting the cat by rolling your window up... Never know what might end up in your car with the windows down! I see a thread for posting cute kitty pics http://crayfish.nu/keely/Images/Photos/IggyPuss.jpg how about posting a pic of the cutie holding the kitty Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #25 May 2, 2003 Maybe we should torch you - since you were irresponsible and left your window down...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
