MrHixxx 0 #1 June 2, 2003 Normally not a political troller, but this was e-mailed to me by a friend, kinda funny, kinda frightening. -Hixxx The Resume of George W. Bush Past work experience: I ran for congress and I lost. I bought an oil company, but I couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock for millions. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. As governor of Texas: I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments as president: I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. I'm the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. During my first year in office, I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history. In my first two years in office over two million Americans lost their jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/) I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has an Chevron oil tanker named after her). I'm the first president in US history to have 30 states simultaneously go bankrupt. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. I'm the first president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. With a policy of 'dis-engagement,' I created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.' I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects. In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war. Records and References: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in the state of Maine (my Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). I went AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during the Vietnam War. I have refused to take drug tests or answer questions about drug use. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been removed to the George Bush Sr.'s library, sealed in secrecy and are un-available for public view. All records of any SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation on which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings the vice-president or myself attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #2 June 2, 2003 But hey, maybe you are right. How about explaining to your kids that "Oral Sex" is not sex. Explain how when you took office, your accountant "Committed Suicide". How about that little "White Water" thing. And lets not forget who bought the Clinton Presidency, China.... TOO DAMN EASY TO CRITICIZE. edited for personal attack.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #3 June 2, 2003 And to think, he is not done yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #4 June 2, 2003 Quote____ off and die. What an _______. Cute response dude. That ought to shut him up. Seeing all those facts together is a bit scary... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #5 June 2, 2003 Another suprise original response from a member of our military. Afraid someone might criticize your toy supplier? It is like a junkie stinking up for his dealer... Primitive... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #6 June 2, 2003 I agree, the Forest Gump leading your country is an ass-hole - but somehow I don't think he'll be fucking off just yet (unfortunately). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #7 June 2, 2003 Looks like Lincoln's resume. "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 June 2, 2003 If only Dubya would listen ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #9 June 2, 2003 Ya limy basterds don't even live here... Now I Know why we left. Most of the shit in this rant was lead by Mr. Clinton. (bankrupt states...ya really think this can happen in a year?) How the hell is 9/11 his fault...You telling me that if Mr Cigar was in office OBL would not have killed 3,000 people? Uh yeah right. As for not tpping the reserves....Seems like it was not need now huh? Geeze you people kill me. Ron"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #10 June 2, 2003 Don't worry Dubya will save us. yes , no , maybe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #11 June 2, 2003 Forest Gump? Skreamer, he is more like a freaking Muppet. Someone out of sight is there pulling the strings and making his mouth seem to move and spout someone else's words. His ignorance and willingness to act like a dictator scare me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #12 June 2, 2003 QuoteYa limy basterds don't even live here... Unfortunately when you have Homer Simpson running the most powerful country in the world, that does have an effect on the rest of the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 June 2, 2003 QuoteYa limy And I never understood this insult, anyway. We make fun of them just because they were smart enough to eat things that prevented scurvey? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #14 June 2, 2003 QuoteQuoteYa limy And I never understood this insult, anyway. We make fun of them just because they were smart enough to eat things that prevented scurvey? Making fun of smart people is the American way. Didn't they do that in your high school? BTW, I fail to see how Clinton's failures have any relationship to Dubya's record. Does one man's being a jerk excuse another's being a hypocritical puppet.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #15 June 2, 2003 This has got to be the biggest troll I 've seen lately. Come on, don't you have something better to do?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 June 2, 2003 QuoteYa limy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And I never understood this insult, anyway. We make fun of them just because they were smart enough to eat things that prevented scurvey? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Making fun of smart people is the American way. Didn't they do that in your high school? I guess since I went to a private school at the time, no, they didn't do that. Maybe we were all smart. No, I suppose that couldn't be it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #17 June 2, 2003 Simple John... The policies put into place don't start to work right away...Economic policies take time to have an influence... Just because Bush was in office when something happend does not mean he did it. And the BS about 9/11...Come on...you are telling me that it would not have happend with Clinton in the office? John...you are smarter than this. Of course you will say I am stupid since I don't have a PHD. But when I say something about skydiving, and I have 3X the jumps you do...And you say I am wrong if you don't agree with me? Ron"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,149 #18 June 2, 2003 Nya nya nya your mother wears army boots. Or something like that. This list, like any other, should be read, and its separate (and they are very separate) pieces evaluated like the discrete data they are. Anything less is giving more importance to the compiler than to the data. Some are real, some are bullshit. The "longest vacation" thing for instance is pretty much just blowing smoke (and there are others). However, it's surprising how people who think this is treasonous would agree entirely with a similar list about Clinton. As a by-the-by, I dislike Bush; he seems to think that if he says something, that means it's true, and that if he has the power, that makes it even more so. So he likes power. That's kind of very scary in a US President. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #19 June 2, 2003 QuoteI ran for congress and I lost. So did Lincon QuoteI bought an oil company, but I couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock for millions. I doubt HE looked for the oil...As for selling it before it went under...sounds smart to me. QuoteI bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. Id like to see PROOF of this...And I doubt HE made the trade...He has a staff that does that. QuoteI changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Again...PROOF? QuoteI set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. Good QuoteBecame president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court. Oh so now he is responsable for the entire election system? Besides he won FL...Then he won the recount...Then he won the count of all the overseas votes...Besides, if you are to stupid to use a punch...I don't want you voting. QuoteI spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. As I have said before....economic polices take time to take effect....And the economy is cyclic anyway...Sounds like bad timing to me. QuoteI'm the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. He was not impeached I tired of this...."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,147 #20 June 2, 2003 I got that list emailed ot me as well. Some of the accusations seem to be a little far fetched, and some are stated more than once in different wording. I do have one question, something I have wondered about. I am very surprised that the military likes him so much. You would think that a deserter would not be so highly supported by the military. Personally I have less problems with some one getting head than some one driving drunk, regardless of political views. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #21 June 2, 2003 What amazes me is not just the person who sits around and thinks one person is to blame for all the ills of the country, but the person who reads this type of character assasination and has such shallowness of intelligence to believe it to be true in it's simplistic context. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #22 June 2, 2003 QuotePersonally I have less problems with some one getting head than some one driving drunk, regardless of political views. Well for drunk driving...There is always Ted Kennedy. As for why the military likes him....Well: We hated Clinton...never served at all, and he cut the military to the bone. Also Clinton was seen as dishonorable...a big deal to the armed forces He claimed he was gonna let gays serve openly...not a good thing trust me. I don't have a problem with gays, but some do....and history has shown that it caused problems. Part of it I am sure is we liked his dad. For the most part modern forces like Republicans... The military is big about not giving you anything...really, I mean ANYTHING...Dems like giving the house away. When you have people in the Army living below poverty level...And we WORK hard....And you have people hangin on the block getting handouts? It kills us. so its kinda simple. Ron"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 June 2, 2003 QuotePersonally I have less problems with some one getting head than some one driving drunk, regardless of political views. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well for drunk driving...There is always Ted Kennedy. But you were talking about Clinton. Shifting towards a random Democrat as a negative example is useless. Democrats could all point at Trent Lott, for example. Stick to the people in question. QuoteHe claimed he was gonna let gays serve openly...not a good thing trust me. I don't have a problem with gays, but some do....and history has shown that it caused problems. History also showed that there were problems letting blacks and women serve. Problems need solutions, not a codification of the problem to justify it. QuoteThe military is big about not giving you anything...really, I mean ANYTHING... When you have people in the Army living below poverty level...And we WORK hard....And you have people hangin on the block getting handouts? It kills us. Agreed on that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #24 June 2, 2003 QuoteHistory also showed that there were problems letting blacks and women serve. Problems need solutions, not a codification of the problem to justify it. I agree...Have you served? Do you remember the 101st and the gay trooper? They killed him. Stupid, and I don't agree with it. But they still did it. And I have seen several others get harased. So for the protection of the gays in the military....stay in the closet until gays are accepted openly in the civilian world...The military is YEARS behind in comparison to the cililian world when it comes to personal freedoms. There are reasons for it however..You give up your personal freedoms when you serve to protect the rights of the nation. This list...just like the ones about clinton are about 99% bull shit...I didn't believe in the Clinton ones either. I didn't like Clinton..I don't believe in giving away the store to lazy people, and I found him personally corrupt. But I didn't write, or resend crap like this about him. Ron"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,147 #25 June 2, 2003 QuoteWe hated Clinton...never served at all, and he cut the military to the bone. So, is it better to say you will serve but then desert, or is it better to never serve at all? Or if you deserted, can you make it up by giving the military heaps of money? Would that not be akin to bribery? QuoteAlso Clinton was seen as dishonorable...a big deal to the armed forces Is deserting honourable? Is bribery honourable? QuoteThe military is big about not giving you anything...really, I mean ANYTHING...Dems like giving the house away. When you have people in the Army living below poverty level...And we WORK hard....And you have people hangin on the block getting handouts? It kills us. Just like "the other" Justin I agree with you on this one. Not trying to defend anybody or trying to bash Bush, just not understanding and trying to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
