KawiZX900 0 #1 July 23, 2003 I have... 2 now. the years I've lived by myself are fond ones indeed. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #2 July 23, 2003 hey, at least you didnt have the gay jehovahs witness who didnt take friggin showers and watched BET 24/7!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 July 23, 2003 I live alone...no need to explain. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #4 July 23, 2003 I had a college roommate who never locked the door....used my towel, washcloth, shoes...and worst of all.... MY TOOTHBRUSH..... I do not miss her. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #5 July 23, 2003 who's gonna live w/ a jedi who constantly weilds a light sabre for crissakes!?! Are you surprised you live alone? i had a roomate in college who was a real fitness buff and ate all of his food w/ mounds of wheatgerm on it. He also took alot of nutritional supplements too. In the morning, he'd take his "first-piss-o-the-day" and would NEVER flush.... dark yellow, putrid smelling piss would always greet me when I woke up. That vile bastard. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #6 July 23, 2003 Yeah, but he moved out mighty quick after he came home early from vacation, and found me sleeping in his bed with my dog . His room was airconditioned, and mine wasn't -- it was an easy choice. He'd told me he was very easygoing. Until he marked which eggs were his and which were mine. As well as soap, and everything else. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #7 July 23, 2003 PHAAAAHHH!!! That's hilarious! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #8 July 23, 2003 A gay J-Dub who never showered and watched BET???? Holy Cow!!!! I would love to meet this person...............=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #9 July 23, 2003 I've had something like 18 different roommates over the years. I've lived with some really bizarre individuals. In my entire life, I only lived by myself for one semester in college, and that was only because my roommate never showed up. I just moved in with my fiancee a month ago, and it's pretty great not having roommates anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 July 23, 2003 I have never started out hating anyone, but more than a couple have turned out to be complete turds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aero04 0 #11 July 23, 2003 In my 3 years at Texas A&M, I've had 7 room mates. I've hated, yes HATED, one of them, despised one of them, had no opinion of two of them, and got along with three of them. I've got some horror stories about a couple of them, but I'll give the condensed version. One I hated: Shit started hitting the fan on day one. This person went to bed at 10 pm and awoke at 6 am. Everyday. Including weekends. Drove me insane. For most of the semester, we intentionally pissed each other off through various means. Generally what would happen is he would make all kinds of noise in the morning waking me up so I'd make lots of noise at night, preventing him from going to sleep. Yes, I know, quite childish. Things came to a head one day and a fistfight almost ensued right there in the dorm room. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed. We kinda agreed to ignore each other for the remainder of the semester and things more or less worked out. One I despised: He would play his music loudly any time he wanted, regardless if I was studying, sleeping, whatever, didn't matter. Brought his friends over to watch movies and they made a hell of a lot of noise while they were there. Refused to share the only TV in the room. Things never got physical, but we were both glad to see the semester end. Strangely enough, we're friends now. No doubt because were aren't room mates. Humm, this is longer than I thought it would be. Like I said, it is the condensed version. Whole lot of shit went on for those 16 weeks during the semester. Luckily I've got the same room mate this coming year that I had last year and we got along great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #12 July 23, 2003 I have never hated a room-mate. You just have to get used to certain people's ways of doing things. Everyone is different. Actually I try not to hate anyone. If I do not like the things that they do I avoid them as much as possible to divert strife in my life. There are always going to be issues when you live with anyone. You just have to learn to talk through things and do not keep them bottled up. That is when the major issues start. LATERS, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #13 July 23, 2003 QuoteA gay J-Dub who never showered and watched BET???? Holy Cow!!!! I would love to meet this person............... UMMMMMMM. . . . . . . Why ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiltboy 0 #14 July 23, 2003 The woirst flat mate i ever had wouldn't clean the place and lived in his room. Selfish git even had his own Christmas tree in there. He'd watch ALL kinds of porn (remember apartments have thin walls) then tried to move his now wife in without her paying rent or bills. They used to have really loud sex at 8pm while watching various pornos. After I moved out I rebuilt the old apartment in The Sims and made a charcter we'll call Ritchie who used to pad about in his wife beater and never clean. I bricked up the door and made the little Sim suffer until the Grim Reaper took him away. Very therapeutic. David Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #15 July 23, 2003 Twenty ways to confuse your Roommate Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore!" Read with a flashlight when the lights are on. Pretend to read without one when the lights are out. Remark every so often how great the book is. Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don't plug the toaster in. Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain that the toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If your roommate suggests plugging it in, go on a tangent about fire-safety hazards. Pack up all of your things and tell your roommate that you're going away to "find yourself". Leave, and come back in about ten minutes. If your roommate asks, explain that you're not a hard man to find. Never speak to your roommate directly. If you need to ask or tell them something, go to another room and call them on the phone. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again." Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now." Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him or her a ticket. Confiscate something your roommate owns until they pay the fine! Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me." Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said hi." Keep empty jars on the shelf. Tell your roommate that this is your collection of "inert gases". Look at them often. One day, act surprised and angered, and accuse your roommate of having released one of the gases. Cover your nose and mouth and run out of the room. Put headphones on your roommate while he/she is sleeping, and subliminally teach him/her to speak Spanish, play the trombone, and memorize all the major imports and exports of each African nation. Dress like a military officer. Insist that your roommate salute you upon sight. If he/she refuses, insist that he/she do 100 push-ups. Keep saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more." Keep a collection of teeth in a jar. Act excited whenever you add to it, and say things like, "In a little while I'll have enough for that sailboat." Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 July 23, 2003 Quotewho's gonna live w/ a jedi who constantly weilds a light sabre for crissakes!?! Are you surprised you live alone? i had a roomate in college who was a real fitness buff and ate all of his food w/ mounds of wheatgerm on it. He also took alot of nutritional supplements too. In the morning, he'd take his "first-piss-o-the-day" and would NEVER flush.... dark yellow, putrid smelling piss would always greet me when I woke up. That vile bastard. sounds like he was doing that just to be a wise ass! those guys like to fart in front of pl just to see them gag! those protien powders are horrible!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #17 July 23, 2003 Quote A gay J-Dub who never showered and watched BET???? Holy Cow!!!! I would love to meet this person............... I seriously doubt that person exists. It would be extremely unlikely that there is a congregation of Jehovah Witnesses that would accept behaviour like that. They are very strictly against homosexuality and would counsel someone on cleanliness if they never showered or bathed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #18 July 23, 2003 Quotehey, at least you didnt have the gay jehovahs witness who didnt take friggin showers and watched BET 24/7!!!! Dude!!! You lived with Michael Jackson? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #19 July 23, 2003 I had 2 at once! I lived in a house w/ 3 other people. The two "dirty boys" had the basement and their own bathroom. One day while all of us were watching a movie together, one of them used Jen's and My bathroom upstairs. I went in a bit later and there was dead crabs on the toilet. We knew he had them over a year before, but we thought he had killed them... we were wrong! Even though I had 900#'s blocked, the other dirty boy ran up $800 worth of phone calls on a long distance porn line to an Iowa # in less than 2 months. I had to sue him and garnish his paychecks to get it back. I have not lived with someone I was not dating since! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 July 23, 2003 Quotewho's gonna live w/ a jedi who constantly weilds a light sabre for crissakes!?! Are you surprised you live alone? You're right, I even had to change the crystals in my light saber for using it too much. I live alone because: 1- I HATE mountains of dishes, pots and pans in the kitchen sink 2- I HATE cigarretes butts in glasses, sink, plus I DON'T SMOKE. 3- I HATE hair in the bathtub and lavatory 4- I HATE 'yellow' decorations in the toilet bowl 5- I HATE overflowing garbage can 6- I HATE leftovers left UNWRAPPED in the fridge and on and on and on, yes, I'm very picky, SO WHAT?! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 July 23, 2003 Quote I HATE hair in the bathtub Well you can never live with me. I'm really good at clogging shower drains. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #22 July 23, 2003 QuoteQuotewho's gonna live w/ a jedi who constantly weilds a light sabre for crissakes!?! Are you surprised you live alone? You're right, I even had to change the crystals in my light saber for using it too much. I live alone because: 1- I HATE mountains of dishes, pots and pans in the kitchen sink 2- I HATE cigarretes butts in glasses, sink, plus I DON'T SMOKE. 3- I HATE hair in the bathtub and lavatory 4- I HATE 'yellow' decorations in the toilet bowl 5- I HATE overflowing garbage can 6- I HATE leftovers left UNWRAPPED in the fridge and on and on and on, yes, I'm very picky, SO WHAT?! Geeze! If guess you have completely ruined your chances of being selected to be the next contestant on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 July 23, 2003 QuoteWell you can never live with me. I'm really good at clogging shower drains. WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY LIGHT SABER???!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 July 23, 2003 QuoteWHERE IN THE HELL IS MY LIGHT SABER???!!!! Oops, i got your light saber confused with my "toy" again. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #25 July 23, 2003 QuoteOops, i got your light saber confused with my "toy" again. !!!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
